Eurovision 2023: SEMI FINAL TWO (20:00 BST)

[Dark Carnival]

Yes.

What a lopsided mess. Sob.

link please???

 

[Apoca]

Do you think we’re potentially getting a show opened by BLANKA and closed by MAE!?

A vocally stunning preface and denouement.

 

[Velvet Skies]

I fear that's going to Albania.

They already had the death slot in 2019 and 2021, give these wailing women a break for Christ's sake

 

[Saltwater]

Do we know what time they'll release the running order?

 

[Zu]

I wonder if we’ll get that evil gay in the BOY LONDON hat again tonight. Who would be best to DESTROY him tonight?

With any luck Loreen has complained to the EBU about him and he’s already been chopped up for Chum

 

[Zu]

The WICKEDNESS BEGINS!

“I don’t agree with that either”

 

[Kratz]

Why do people hate her so much?

They probably don’t even own EYE SHADOW

 

[Zu]

Why do people hate her so much?

They probably don’t even own EYE SHADOW

Because the national final was RIGGED!

 

[Kratz]

Oh she’s a Jann fan.

Sorry love, he’s Monge now

 

[Kratz]

Because the national final was RIGGED!

Oh please, show me one that ISN’T

 

[Lucille]

Why do people hate her so much?

They probably don’t even own EYE SHADOW

They don’t even have REAL MAKE-UP ARTISTS!

 

[Kratz]

Because the national final was RIGGED!

Somebody has been telling lies about me and I think it is YOU

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Why do people hate her so much?

They probably don’t even own EYE SHADOW

To be fair, the YouTube comments on her Semi-Final performance are much more positive which makes me think that casuals UNSURPRISINGLY didn't care about this supposed rigged National Final when you've got SULTRY VOX AND KADIATOU CHOREO.

 

[Lucille]

 

[win_the_game]

Good grief at the questions being thrown at Albania in the press conference.

"So you're from Kosovo. What do you think of Serbia's entry?"

 

[Dark Carnival]

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GOOD GOD

 

[Saltwater]

Good grief at the questions being thrown at Albania in the press conference.

"So you're from Kosovo. What do you think of Serbia's entry?"

some bitches live for provocation

 

[Lucille]

I can see ESTHONIA getting the death slot, with maybe MIMICAT opening?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Cyprus with an Australian accent just KILLS THE FANTASY.

 

[Lucille]

Cyprus with an Australian accent just KILLS THE FANTASY.

omg I HATE IT!

 

[Lucille]

Still would obviously.

 

[Lucille]

Brunette about to GO OFF on the press conference!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Question to Cyprus: Those who perform barefoot win, what do you think? LOREEN PERFORMED BAREFOOT!

Yes, also REMEDIOS AMAYA

 

[Lucille]

I hate the Armenian dance break btw!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Question to Cyprus: Those who perform barefoot win, what do you think? LOREEN PERFORMED BAREFOOT!

Yes, also REMEDIOS AMAYA

 

[Apoca]

What I would LIKE to see:

1. Portugal
2. Switzerland
3. Spain
4. Cyprus
5. Albania
6. France
7. Estonia
8. Austria
9. Italy
10. Finland
11. Poland
12. Sweden
13. Serbia
14. Lithuania
15. Germany
16. Armenia
17. Belgium
18. Czech Republic
19. Ukraine
20. Norway
21. Slovenia
22. Israel
23. Croatia
24. Moldova
25. Australia
26. UK

 

[Dark Carnival]

I hate the Armenian dance break btw!

Not a fan either! BUT SHE KEPT IT AS A SURPRISE !!!

 

[Lucille]

What I would LIKE to see:

1. Portugal
2. Switzerland
3. Spain
4. Cyprus
5. Albania
6. France
7. Estonia
8. Austria
9. Italy
10. Finland
11. Poland
12. Sweden
13. Serbia
14. Lithuania
15. Germany
16. Armenia
17. Belgium
18. Czech Republic
19. Ukraine
20. Norway
21. Slovenia
22. Israel
23. Croatia
24. Moldova
25. Australia
26. UK

Omg this kind of works. I’d swap Israel and Moldova maybe.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Estonia going on about bonding and listening to yourself, I'm about to fall asleep

 

[Lucille]

Not this neck beard slagging Kylie.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Perfect answer from Australia to that stupid question!

 

[Saltwater]

 

[Lucille]

Well done on Voyager sticking up for both the MINOGUE SISTERS!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Did they really ask about immigrants getting into Australia??

 

[Dark Carnival]

This breaks my heart

 

[VoR]

 

[Lucille]

Did they really ask about immigrants getting into Australia??

I switched off at that point.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I switched off at that point.

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Belgium is about to CRY! SWITCH BACK ON!

 

[Lucille]

And to think they wanted to put them ON STAGE for this!

 

[Lucille]

Belgium is about to CRY! SWITCH BACK ON!

POPPERS IN THE EYE AGAIN IS IT?