Eurovision 2023 TURQUOISE CARPET TOPIC - 3PM (BST)

[ButterTart]

I was well over half way through watching this before I realised Sam Quek wasn't Melanie Sykes.

 

[Saltwater]

That outfit clearly riding up her nipsy.

Gorgeous posture and body

 

[Penelope]

Honestly, thank CHRIST Timur didn't get chosen to host.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Sam and Tim will now part ways and never glance at one another again.

 

[Lucille]

Well that was fun.

 

[Penelope]

The stream ending to the screams of EAEA in the distance.

 

[ButterTart]

"more gossip than Eurofans can handle" oh TRY ME

Must have missed the bit where her off Netherlands revealed she walked in on Gustaph getting a frenzied buggering off one of Wild Youth.

 

[Lucille]

Sam and Tim will now part ways and never glance at one another again.

To the Monge factory for both please.

 

[GinAg (39)]

The NORDIC PARTIES sound like the HOT TICKET.

 

[Penelope]

To the Monge factory for both please.

Heavens NO! FAR too low quality meat to go in with MONGE!

 

[Lucille]

Timur’s little gifts were so quirky and fun, loved that.

 

[ButterTart]

Honestly, thank CHRIST Timur didn't get chosen to host.

"Loren how was it singing your special song was it nice?"

"That's Rylan actually, Timur"

 

[Lucille]

Couldn’t they have dragged TIA KOFI in for this?

 

[GinAg (39)]

YOUR COUNTRY HAS NEVER WON AND YOU ARE VERY OLD. IS THAT AN ADVANTAGE?

 

[GinAg (39)]

Couldn’t they have dragged TIA KOFI in for this?

QUITE! Sam Quak, clearly derived her Eurovision knowledge from PRESS PACKS

 

[GinAg (39)]

 

[Lucille]

 

[Soldi]

The stream ending to the screams of EAEA in the distance.

They’ve not stopped!

 

[Lucille]

!

 

[GNL]

!

I believe them.

 

[ButterTart]

That was actually a fun afternoon. I feel the first rumblings of excitement now

 

[Saltwater]

 

[COB]

Replace that toilet with a SQUAT one and it's basically the EuroFanClub in Turin last year

 

[Lucille]

Of all of them DILJA probably had the energy of the kind of person who just LAYS LOGS where THEY PLEASE.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Of all of them DILJA probably had the energy of the kind of person who just LAYS LOGS where THEY PLEASE.

Oh I dunno, Romania looks like someone who has NEVER USED A TOILET.

 

[Apoca]

KING

 

[Lucille]

Oh I dunno, Romania looks like someone who has NEVER USED A TOILET.

Yes he’d be my second suspect.

 

[Saltwater]

 

[Dark Carnival]

Only 4 acts left! Didn’t that fly by girls?

Well I fell ASLEEP around this point it seems

 

[Soldi]

Omg look who’s there!!

 

[Soldi]

La Zarra you will not tell ME to shove MY apology up MY arse!

 

[GinAg (39)]

Surprisingly I think Alessandra out did La Zarra in terms of looks.

BBC News - Eurovision 2023 stars hit turquoise carpet - in pictures

Eurovision 2023 stars hit turquoise carpet - in pictures

This year's Eurovision Song Contest hopefuls show off their style and moves on the turquoise carpet.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[win_the_game]

Turquoise carpet highlights show on BBC1 now.

 

[lolly]

Joker Out TITS OUT

(nearly)

 

[ButterTart]

I hope they include all of Timur's most aggressive lines of questioning.

"How is it to perform your song is it nice?"

 

[Lucille]

Not the Turquoise Carpet on PRIME TIME!

 

[COB]

Raincatchers chanteuse Birdy

 

[COB]

That Ricky Tomlinson bit was quite lovely (just turned this on sorry)

 

[ButterTart]

I have to say it's lovely to see how much we've embraced hosting. We seem to be doing a bang up job of it so far.

 

[ButterTart]

Raincatchers chanteuse Birdy

Furious. Obviously there's no bigger Mae Muller fan than me, but I'd have given a bollock to have Raincatchers as our song.