Eurovision DRUNK rewatch - Birmingham 1998 - 09/05 23.45

[Lucille]

Love Katie Boyle’s COLLAR

 

[Lucille]

OH THIS BITCH.

 

[octophone]

That said, Wogan looks a cunt in a tux.

 

[Tisch]

Katrina BRINGING THE LADIES tonight.

I think she'd definitely call them THE BOYS

 

[D5K]

That said, Wogan looks a cunt in a tux.

What do you mean, "looks like"?

 

[Lucille]

That said, Wogan looks a cunt in a tux.

VELVET LAPELS.

 

[ButterTart]

Katrina will turn up to the opening of Lucille's legs.

Why has Katie Boyle come as vampire Mr Burns?

 

[dmlaw]

That certainly is a brown dress.

 

[Tisch]

Katrina will turn up to the opening of Lucille's legs.

Why has Katie Boyle come as vampire Mr Burns?

I went to like this post and clicked Report. ADMIN!

 

[octophone]

Ulrika looks like a sausage roll.

 

[Lucille]

ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR SPEAKING ONE SENTENCE IN FRENCH.

 

[win_the_game]

That certainly is a brown dress.

I would refer to that as TAN

 

[ButterTart]

That certainly is a brown dress.

She wants to get the scissors on it, it's almost covering her clout.

 

[octophone]

Fun fact: Ulrika can down a pint of lager in 8 seconds.

 

[Tisch]

Fun fact: Ulrika can down a pint of lager in 8 seconds.

Fun fact: Ulrika has 9 children by 12 different men

 

[Tisch]

Right I'm on the Croatian postcard. Is that about right?

 

[Lucille]

Wogan’s off to his box and unfortunately I’m not referring to his coffin.

 

[dmlaw]

I would refer to that as TAN

Brown

 

[Dark Carnival]

Can @Dark Carnival confirm that Wogan’s french is terrible?

WOGAN EST UN CONNARD FINI À LA PISSE DE CHIEN. POINT FINAL.

 

[Tisch]

M PEOPLE

 

[Lucille]

Right I'm on the Croatian postcard. Is that about right?

No. We’re still on Ukrikas introduction.

 

[Lucille]

Now we’re on Croatia’s postcard.

 

[Tisch]

No. We’re still on Ukrikas introduction.

Fucks sake I want to see this Croatian QUENE!

 

[octophone]

These "postcards" are absolute shite. I fucking hate "Britain".

 

[Tisch]

Now we’re on Croatia’s postcard.

Thanks babe x

 

[ButterTart]

Fun fact: Ulrika has the only known vagina required by law to be fitted with a 'maximum occupancy' sign.

 

[Lucille]

Omg I forgot about this queen!

 

[Tisch]

Fun fact: Ulrika has the only known vagina required by law to be fitted with a 'maximum occupancy' sign.

Misogynist

 

[Lucille]

This is beautiful!

 

[Alex]

Oh you’re doing it NOW?! okay

 

[ButterTart]

Still pretending we care which anonymous white man is conducting the orchestra.

 

[D5K]

Oooh executive producer Jonathan King

 

[Tisch]

I'm sure I said this last time but this is the same tune as SWEETENER surely.

 

[Zu]

Fun fact: 97% of those surveyed agreed that Ulrika has “all the warmth of Rose West”

 

[octophone]

That cloak is so obviously coming off.

 

[Tisch]

Oh you’re doing it NOW?! okay

Do it AGAIN!

 

[Soldi]

Fun fact: 97% of those surveyed agreed that Ulrika has “all the warmth of Rose West”

 

[octophone]

There we go.

 

[Lucille]

THE REVEAL!

 

[Soldi]

She’s NO DORIS DRAGOVIC