Eurovision Drunken Rewatch: MYMU 2005, 11:30 BST

[Lucille]

Still watching because we have the biggest HOT MESS coming up

Only thing keeping me awake!

That and crippling anxiety!

 

[ButterTart]

Was Lisa not available? I can't believe she wouldn't have done it if asked!

Lisa would have swept the stage between acts if it got her a bit of attention.

 

[Lucille]

TURGID!

 

[COB]

"Look at the response from the audience" !

 

[ButterTart]

What's Doogaliggie Doogaley?

 

[COB]

This wouldn't fly nowadays!

 

[Alla]

Ironic the only single Andy ever released was called Unforgettable.

 

[GNL]

What the fuck is happening?

 

[win_the_game]

He's had a semi-glow up at least.

 

[lolly]

THIS IS INTERMINABLE SHIT

 

[Alla]

Jemini, MY EARS!

 

[ButterTart]

It's Samantha J. Anus, Colin. Fuck's sake.

 

[win_the_game]

2005 was a terrible time looking back.

 

[COB]

I'm not ready!

 

[GNL]

What did Samantha Janus get up to between Eurovision and Ronnie Mitchell?

 

[Alla]

Jordan!!

 

[ButterTart]

Is that RU PAUL?

 

[Alla]

OMG RuPaul's Supermodel!!

 

[lolly]

What did Samantha Janus get up to between Eurovision and Ronnie Mitchell?

Game On?

 

[Lucille]

When Katie Price is only the second biggest slag of the night.

 

[COB]

What did Samantha Janus get up to between Eurovision and Ronnie Mitchell?

Game On and Babes in the Wood

 

[Alla]

Is that RU PAUL?

It is!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh dear god, I'm so glad my first Eurovision memory is from 2006.

 

[win_the_game]

She looks like a well used dildo.

 

[Madíson]

What did Samantha Janus get up to between Eurovision and Ronnie Mitchell?

Game On

Not sure what else.

 

[GNL]

The VOX.

 

[Lucille]

Imagine we sent this

 

[Alla]

Those tits!

 

[Lucille]

Still better then Andy.

 

[ButterTart]

Are you sure this isn't A Song For Eurotrash?

 

[COB]

Imagine we sent this

I think not sending it is the real point we all slipped into the Dark Timeline.

 

[GNL]

I remember this VIVIDLY but I thought she was MORE PREGNANT.

 

[lolly]

How pregnant would she have been by the time of the contest, had she won?

 

[Lucille]

Probably would’ve done better than 22nd.

 

[Alla]

JUST VOTE FOR ME

 

[Lucille]

How pregnant would she have been by the time of the contest, had she won?

Omg it would’ve been iconic.

 

[win_the_game]

That really is a PAGE 3 NIGHTMARE.

 

[COB]

In some ways Jonathan Ross was the original @ButterTart.

 

[Alla]

Did they say THREE months pregnant? Surely more!

 

[COB]

ONLY THE YOUNG JAVINE!!!