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What if WE'RE the basic ones?!Marked 'Blown to Bits' by being an uninspired basic bitch
What if WE'RE the basic ones?!Marked 'Blown to Bits' by being an uninspired basic bitch
We’re not and you know itWhat if WE'RE the basic ones?!
We’re not and you know it
I know Nancy posted the headline elsewhere, but let's enjoy this here
The most honest mirror we can hold up is the one to ourselves, Ms BevBut some of you definitely are and those hoes need to own it.
The most honest mirror we can hold up is the one to ourselves, Ms Bev
Amanda Holden really does just feel so grimly perfect as a way of summing up exactly why we did badly last year and for so many years. Half-arsing it with some 6/10 technically professional load of nonce that was convinced it was fabulous and deserved top ten and showed a lot of disdain for the continent without even necessarily realising it.A word on AJ whose presentation of the UK votes I loved - how to show some British character and charm without coming off like a complete prat.
I've already forgotten the name of their entrant this year, which I think explains how this happened.Germany: 6.5m (Lowest since 2008)
Oh yeah, she was great. I love that she managed to get a crowd pop for Greater Manchester despite very few people in the audience having a clue why it was significant.A word on AJ whose presentation of the UK votes I loved - how to show some British character and charm without coming off like a complete prat.
I expect it was something like MAX FLOWERS. I’ve certainly forgotten the songI've already forgotten the name of their entrant this year, which I think explains how this happened.
I do feel slight vindication in the fact Sister turned out to be their HIGH-POINT since their dalliance with the top ten.Germany to kick themselves up the arse next year please. This cannot go on, for all our sakes
I think public voting is the error. They always seem a bit too keen to choose something which presents them as meek and inoffensive when we all know they’re round each other’s bungalows every other night watching dog porn and whatnot and doing unmentionables with family membersI do feel slight vindication in the fact Sister turned out to be their HIGH-POINT since their dalliance with the top ten.
The likes of Hatari did come to mind as something which Germany is surely capable of whipping up. Schlager would be fun even if only Austria and Switzerland vote for it. There’d be more points than usualI agree. We need German Hatari but with feaces.
Or a middle aged schlager lovely.
Don't mind either way.
I think we all know who they need to ENLIST
They've rebranded as Electric Callboy now (Eskimo was considered offensive, but a slang term for a male prostitute is a-ok)The only solution is to convince the entire world that they haven’t heard the Eskimo Callboy song and then to send that next year.