Eurovision Hot 100: Semi-final 8! RESULTS @ 1:10(ish)

[dmlaw]

I guess poor Anna Odobescu will be paying for her own flight back to Chisinau from Moopy Towers. You monsters.

 

[Tisch]

And our sixth is:

Spoiler: GOLLY!

2016 Jamala - 1944 Ukraine

BOO!!

 

[ButterTart]

Qualifier the sixteenth, which the mathematicians among you will know is our sixteenth qualifier:

Spoiler: CHRIST ON A BIKE!

2013 Cascada - Glorious Germany

 

[ButterTart]

Y viva qualifier seventeen!

Spoiler: WHAT IN THE RISEN FUCK?

1978 Baccara - Parlez-vous français Luxembourg

 

[ButterTart]

Four spaces left...

 

[Tisch]

I love how these results always start well then derail QUICKLY.

 

[ButterTart]

One of them is going to finalist 18...

Spoiler: HOLY SMOKES!

2005 Angelica Agurbash - Love Me Tonight Belarus

 

[dmlaw]

Well, we definitely still need Hora, Papa Pinguin, Hold Me Now, Something Better and Adio, so you have some problems.

 

[ButterTart]

Qualifier 19...

Spoiler: OH LORD JESUS THERE'S A FIRE!

2007 Evridiki - Comme ci, comme ça Cyprus

 

[ButterTart]

Only two spaces left - they'll not all fit!

1971 Séverine - Un banc, un arbre, une rue Monaco
1980 Sophie and Magaly - Papa Pingouin Luxembourg
1982 Avi Toledano - Hora (הורה) Israel
1983 Remedios Amaya - ¿Quién maneja mi barca? Spain
1984 Sophie Carle - 100% d'amour Luxembourg
1987 Johnny Logan - Hold Me Now Ireland
1989 Da Vinci - Conquistador Portugal
1990 Lonnie Devantier - Hallo Hallo Denmark
1991 Sandra Simó - Canzone Per Te Switzerland
1993 Eva Santamaría - Hombres Spain
1993 Sonia - Better the Devil You Know UK
1998 Dawn Martin - Is Always Over Now? Ireland
2000 Nicki French - Don’t Play That Song Again UK
2002 Corinna May - I Can't Live Without Music Germany
2003 Claudia Beni - Više nisam tvoja Croatia
2004 Anjeza Shahini - The Image of You Albania
2004 Yulia Savicheva - Believe Me Russia
2006 Silvia Night - Congratulations Iceland
2010 Dr Anna Bergendahl - This Is My Life Sweden
2011 Jedward - Lipstick Ireland
2014 Aram MP3 - Not Alone Armenia
2014 Softengine - Something Better Finland
2015 Knez - Adio Montenegro
2016 Nika Kocharov & Young Georgian Lolitaz - Midnight Gold Georgia
2017 Sunstroke Project - Hey Mamma Moldova
2018 Ieva Zasimauskaitė - When We’re Old Lithuania

 

[Tisch]

Jedward and Sunstroke Project have made it SURELY

 

[dmlaw]

Well the last few of these have all been disasters. I think I'll take Hora and Something Better for the last two places.

 

[Tisch]

And HOMBRES

 

[ButterTart]

Qualifier TWENTY is, I'm sure, going to be a controversial one...

Spoiler: DEAR GOD!

2006 Silvia Night - Congratulations Iceland

 

[ButterTart]

And our FINAL qualifier.....

 

[ButterTart]

Is....

 

[ButterTart]

This one....

 

[RJN]

Jedward and Sunstroke Project have made it SURELY

Surely not then

 

[dmlaw]

Qualifier TWENTY is, I'm sure, going to be a controversial one...

Spoiler: DEAR GOD!

2006 Silvia Night - Congratulations Iceland

I will require a full list of the people who voted for this, along with their home addresses, for the purposes of BRUTAL RETRIBUTION.

 

[Tisch]

FUCKS SAKE MOOPY

 

[ButterTart]

Twenty one

Spoiler: I MEAN, FOR FUCK'S SAKE

1983 Remedios Amaya - ¿Quién maneja mi barca? Spain

 

[ButterTart]

So, here are your finalists.

1999 Doris Dragović - Marija Magdalena Croatia
2008 Charlotte Perelli - Hero Sweden
2012 Loreen - Euphoria Sweden
2019 KEiiNO - Spirit in the Sky Norway
2020 Diodato - Fai Rumoure Italy
2016 Jamala - 1944 Ukraine
2009 Svetlana Loboda - Be My Valentine! (Anti-Crisis Girl) Ukraine
1995 Secret Garden - Nocturne Norway
2008 Sirusho - Qélé, Qélé Armenia
2017 Francesco Gabbani - Occidentali's Karma Italy
1983 Ofra Haza - Hi Israel
2006 Mihai Trăistariu - Tornerò Romania
1995 Anabel Conde - Vuelve Conmigo Spain
2009 Inga and Anush - Jan Jan Armenia
1976 Anne-Karine Ström - Mata Hari Norway
2013 Cascada - Glorious Germany
1978 Baccara - Parlez-vous français Luxembourg
2005 Angelica Agurbash - Love Me Tonight Belarus
2007 Evridiki - Comme ci, comme ça Cyprus
2006 Silvia Night – Congratulations Iceland
1983 Remedios Amaya - ¿Quién maneja mi barca? Spain

But soft! For 'tis not over yet for everyone.

 

[dmlaw]

This was going so well up until reveal 15. Then you really Moopied it all up.

 

[Pingu]

Poor Niamh. Two votes!

 

[ButterTart]

This lot received over 7 points and thus advance to Ag-ra Chansen!

Spoiler: GOOD LUCK!

1982​	Avi Toledano - Hora (הורה)	Israel	10​
2015​	Knez - Adio	Montenegro	10​
1987​	Johnny Logan - Hold Me Now	Ireland	9​
1993​	Sonia - Better the Devil You Know	UK	9​
2017​	Sunstroke Project - Hey Mamma	Moldova	9​
2004​	Anjeza Shahini - The Image of You	Albania	8​
2011​	Jedward - Lipstick	Ireland	8​
1971​	Séverine - Un banc, un arbre, une rue	Monaco	7​
1980​	Sophie and Magaly - Papa Pingouin	Luxembourg	7​
2016​	Nika Kocharov & Young Georgian Lolitaz - Midnight Gold	Georgia	7​

 

[ButterTart]

The full list of non-qualifiers:

Spoiler: SO SAD

1982​	Avi Toledano - Hora (הורה)	Israel	10​
2015​	Knez - Adio	Montenegro	10​
1987​	Johnny Logan - Hold Me Now	Ireland	9​
1993​	Sonia - Better the Devil You Know	UK	9​
2017​	Sunstroke Project - Hey Mamma	Moldova	9​
2004​	Anjeza Shahini - The Image of You	Albania	8​
2011​	Jedward - Lipstick	Ireland	8​
1971​	Séverine - Un banc, un arbre, une rue	Monaco	7​
1980​	Sophie and Magaly - Papa Pingouin	Luxembourg	7​
2016​	Nika Kocharov & Young Georgian Lolitaz - Midnight Gold	Georgia	7​
1993​	Eva Santamaría - Hombres	Spain	6​
1998​	Dawn Martin - Is Always Over Now?	Ireland	6​
2003​	Claudia Beni - Više nisam tvoja	Croatia	6​
2010​	Dr Anna Bergendahl - This Is My Life	Sweden	6​
2014​	Softengine - Something Better	Finland	6​
1989​	Da Vinci - Conquistador	Portugal	5​
2000​	Nicki French - Don’t Play That Song Again	UK	5​
2002​	Corinna May - I Can't Live Without Music	Germany	5​
1984​	Sophie Carle - 100% d'amour	Luxembourg	4​
1990​	Lonnie Devantier - Hallo Hallo	Denmark	4​
2004​	Yulia Savicheva - Believe Me	Russia	4​
2014​	Aram MP3 - Not Alone	Armenia	4​
1991​	Sandra Simó - Canzone Per Te	Switzerland	3​
2018​	Ieva Zasimauskaitė - When We’re Old	Lithuania	3​
1966​	Ann Christine - Playboy	Finland	2​
2010​	Niamh Kavanagh - It’s For You	Ireland	2​
2019​	Anna Odobescu - Stay	Moldova	2​
1994​	Willeke Alberti - Waar is de zon?	Netherlands	1​
1997​	ENI - Probudi Me	Croatia	0​

 

[Tisch]

Thanks @ButterTart even though that list is rather APPALLING

 

[ButterTart]

Poor Niamh. Two votes!

She was scuppered by coming after a run of bangers - Tornero, Hero, Comme Ci Comme Ca, Qele Qele, Jan Jan, Anti Crisis Girl, all of which proved to be voter catnip.

 

[Iguana]

Thank you and good riddance to bad rubbish!

Apart from Papa P

 

[D5K]

No Knez?!

 

[ButterTart]

This lot received over 7 points and thus advance to Ag-ra Chansen!

Spoiler: GOOD LUCK!

1982​	Avi Toledano - Hora (הורה)	Israel	10​
2015​	Knez - Adio	Montenegro	10​
1987​	Johnny Logan - Hold Me Now	Ireland	9​
1993​	Sonia - Better the Devil You Know	UK	9​
2017​	Sunstroke Project - Hey Mamma	Moldova	9​
2004​	Anjeza Shahini - The Image of You	Albania	8​
2011​	Jedward - Lipstick	Ireland	8​
1971​	Séverine - Un banc, un arbre, une rue	Monaco	7​
1980​	Sophie and Magaly - Papa Pingouin	Luxembourg	7​
2016​	Nika Kocharov & Young Georgian Lolitaz - Midnight Gold	Georgia	7​

@Iguana SAVED Severine, which I was delighted about because I’d assumed that would be an easy qualifier...

10 points and still not qualifying was quite brutal for Avi and Knez.

 

[D5K]

And fucking Remedios?!! Are you all wearing ear condoms?

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Knez
Sunstroke Project deserved to qualify too, but generally a FINE list!

 

[Lucille]

So happy for SILVIA!

 

[Lucille]

And MATA-HARI!!!

 

[GinAg (39)]

Thanks @ButterTart

Join me tonight for the last semi final!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Twenty one

Spoiler: I MEAN, FOR FUCK'S SAKE

1983 Remedios Amaya - ¿Quién maneja mi barca? Spain

Yaaaaaaasssssssss! JUSTICE!

 

[ButterTart]

Well, we definitely still need Hora, Papa Pinguin, Hold Me Now, Something Better and Adio, so you have some problems.

I've only just realised that absolutely none of these ended up qualifying. Moopy is full of terrible, godless monsters and I hope they find their way into Christ's light in time for Andra Chansen.

 

[ButterTart]

This was going so well up until reveal 15. Then you really Moopied it all up.

To Moopy (verb): To ruin something beautiful with a series of hysterical decisions; to abandon all objectivity and notions of taste when presented with a woman wearing a spangly frock or Portuguese man wearing similar.

 

[Alla]

Some of my choices didn't qualify but oh well, not too bad in general.