Eurovision Rewatch: A Song For Europe 1991(21:30 BST 21/04)

[Darcus & Carnivus]

Things aren't that bad, surely?

I quite like the first two albums

 

[LoooooOOOOOooooOOOooocille]

I quite like the first two albums

I mean I did but then I discovered cock and never looked back.

 

[Poor SertAg (39)]

The Sinitta one serves a purpose. Hazell, on the other hand...

Nice to see her in a pretty frock, though.

Yes, hair too!

 

[Laß diemlaw Sonne in dein Herz]

Well, I've just listened to some dreadful Spanish thing that the Song For Moopy thread suggests was a huge hit in Europe, so I'm just about ready for some Eurovision nonsense.

 

[Alla]

Where is @Soldi? Is he going to miss his first rewatch?

 

[lolly smitten-downes]

Get ready kids

Blackout has nothing on this selection of MAX TRACKS

 

[Wir Butter 'ne Tarty]

I quite like the first two albums

I loved Yellow, and In My Place always gets me because I heard it on the way back from Ibiza when I was physically and emotionally ruined. That's pretty much it.

 

[Alla]

I hope my laptop doesn't crash as I'm doing so many things at the same time.

 

[lolly smitten-downes]

Yes, hair too!

She looks like a bored housewife from somewhere in the home counties. Probably somewhere like Guildford.

 

[Alla]

30 seconds

 

[Suomi]

okay I’ve had a look and added MYMU 05 to the 6th May!

@Alla - is this right?

 

[Alla]

Sorry. Yes, it is, no problem.

 

[lolly smitten-downes]

I hope my laptop doesn't crash as I'm doing so many things at the same time.

This won't cause it to crash.

It may however cause it to VOMIT.

 

[Laß diemlaw Sonne in dein Herz]

Well, someone seems to have jazzed up the Eurovision theme.

 

[LoooooOOOOOooooOOOooocille]

ARTISTES

 

[Alla]

This won't cause it to crash.

It may however cause it to VOMIT.

I'm having dinner, so I hope not.

 

[Darcus & Carnivus]

Ok Terry

 

[Wir Butter 'ne Tarty]

Samantha J. Anus in the still picture looks so young, barely a day over 40.

 

[Darcus & Carnivus]

SPOILERS

 

[Wir Butter 'ne Tarty]

Why is Terry such a cunt?

 

[lolly smitten-downes]

Is Terry's parting inching slowly year by year down to his ear?

 

[Alla]

I don't know who wins, and I might not even know them, which makes it even better.

 

[Darcus & Carnivus]

Why is Terry such a cunt?

It's in his CONTRACT

 

[win_the_game]

Hang on the British public was responsible for selecting 'Give A LIttle Love Back to the World' the year before?? They should be ashamed of themselves.

 

[LoooooOOOOOooooOOOooocille]

Is Terry's parting inching slowly year by year down to his ear?

Omg my hair is looking like Terrys atm.

 

[Kaleen]

I'm here. I wish we had a bit of fucking notice for this!

 

[Laß diemlaw Sonne in dein Herz]

Is Terry's parting inching slowly year by year down to his ear?

He'll slide it back up during the first song.

 

[lolly smitten-downes]

The Ravenscroft Partnership.

Surely the worst band name ever.

 

[Alla]

@Win_the_game did you just spoil the winner!?

 

[win_the_game]

Ravenscroft Partnership sounds like a SOCIAL WELFARE PROJECT that supports mothers with 4 kids to 4 different fathers.

 

[Darcus & Carnivus]

Insta update?

 

[Wir Butter 'ne Tarty]

Straight into the chorus. No fannying around with these lads.

 

[lolly smitten-downes]

I'm here. I wish we had a bit of fucking notice for this!

We discussed it about four hours ago.

 

[LoooooOOOOOooooOOOooocille]

Oh you weren’t kidding LOLLY

 

[win_the_game]

@Win_the_game did you just spoil the winner!?

No I was talking about 1990.

 

[LoooooOOOOOooooOOOooocille]

Quite big COCK.

 

[Darcus & Carnivus]

Straight into the chorus. No fannying around with these lads.

 

[Kaleen]

We discussed it about four hours ago.

Some of us have LIVES

 

[Alla]

Good god I can't believe there was no introduction at all, this is going fast. Good.

 

[Laß diemlaw Sonne in dein Herz]

@Win_the_game did you just spoil the winner!?

He spoiled the winner from the year before. And it had really already been spoiled by the songwriters and performer.