Eurovision Rewatch: Stockholm, 2016 (20:00 BST, 02.05.20)

[Iguana]

Split screen time!!!

 

[Lucille]

!!! at the public PREFERRING POLAND TO AUSTRALIA

And RIGHTLY!

WHAT A PRICK!!!

 

[Penelope]

When loneliness is knocking on your door
Everything you loved just disappears
And when you feel that everything is lost
You need to know there's no life without tears

 

[ButterTart]

Thank GOD the juries realised what a backstreet abortion Poland was.

 

[Alex]

Poland is proof that the general public have no fucking clue.

 

[GinAg (39)]

So sad.

 

[Lucille]

FUCK.

 

[VoR]

 

[Dark Carnival]

BYE AUSTRALIA

 

[GinAg (39)]

RUSSIA VS UKRAINE!

 

[Penelope]

I mean LOOK in the songs in that same category as Poland you'd have HARDLY PREFERRED that the public voted for that STUNG BULLDOG FROM ISRAEL

 

[dmlaw]

Right, what time are we starting watching 1984?

 

[Madíson]

Wasn’t she gonna come back next year

Yes, but the broadcaster are letting the clown represent them in 2021 now.

 

[Lucille]

Sergey unable to do the math

 

[COB]

Say YAYAYAYAYAY

 

[Soldi]

OH FUCK OFF GO PUTIN

 

[Lucille]

Yes, but the broadcaster are letting the clown represent them in 2021 now.

BOOOOOO

 

[GinAg (39)]

Terrible winner but WHAT AN EVENING! WHAT A PETRA! WHAT A NEW VOTING SYSTEM!

 

[Soldi]

Yes, but the broadcaster are letting the clown represent them in 2021 now.

 

[Penelope]

Honestly, god bless the sheer CRUELTY of the Swedes in engineering a system precision-designed to create a face-crack of the century basically every other year

 

[Iguana]

Petra has been OUTSTANDING

 

[ButterTart]

Right, what time are we starting watching 1984?

12?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Obviously prefer Sergey, but not HOMOPHOBIC Russia. So happy for the MARUV dream assassin

 

[Soldi]

Shame she didn’t BREAK HER LEG then

 

[GinAg (39)]

Jamala doesn't deserve glitter.

Gary Glitter MAYBE.

 

[VoR]

Honestly, god bless the sheer CRUELTY of the Swedes in engineering a system precision-designed to create a face-crack of the century basically every other year

Kinda came back to bite them in the ass last year though, didn't it?

 

[GinAg (39)]

Obviously prefer Sergey, but not HOMOPHOBIC Russia. So happy for the MARUV dream assassin

Because Ukraine is A GAY PARADISE!

 

[D5K]

Despite the winner this really is the best contest ever*

*I don't really care about eurovision before 1997

 

[Lucille]

PETRA DOUZE POINTS

 

[Penelope]

Anyway at this point in 2016 I was so agog at the results I'm told I spent 20 minutes after they'd finished repeatedly yammering "But UKRAINE? WHAT THE FUCK?! HOW?!" in a gin fugue state, before then throwing up in the bathroom and shelling out £100 after throwing up in an Uber on the way home

Such GRACE AND POISE FOR WHICH I AM KNOWN

 

[Madíson]

Did anyone post the #EurovisionAgain results?

 

[Iguana]

@Dark Carnival posted 253 times in this thread!

 

[ButterTart]

I was even more pissed than I am now when I watched this live. I was straight on the phone to Putin telling him to just invade and put a stop to this fuckery.

 

[Soldi]

Did anyone post the #EurovisionAgain results?

Well they got the WINNER right but CROATIA LAST and GEORGIA 22nd?!

 

[Lucille]

@Dark Carnival posted 253 times in this thread!

200 posts were just

 

[Alla]

@Dark Carnival posted 253 times in this thread!

@Soldi not far behind, what a pair of postwhores.

 

[GinAg (39)]

I recall being SO THRILLED AND CONFUSED at this stage.

 

[ButterTart]

Well they got the WINNER right but CROATIA LAST and GEORGIA 22nd?!

I'm starting to think Twitter is just full of dickheads.

 

[Soldi]

200 posts were just

And not a selfie!

 

[Madíson]

I was even more pissed than I am now when I watched this live. I was straight on the phone to Putin telling him to just invade and put a stop to this fuckery.

That's the wrong lesson. They could have won if it wasn't for their shenaningans in 1944.