Eurovision Song Celebration 2020 Part Two - 14/05 8pm

[GinAg (39)]

Oh yes another Proud

 

[GinAg (39)]

This semi has really slowed down.

 

[GinAg (39)]

This really sounds like three or four other songs.

 

[D5K]

Lowest budget video?

oh hang on there’s a cage

 

[GinAg (39)]

08 Greece
06 Estonia
05 Austria
08 Moldova
07 San Marino
02 Czech Republic
08 Serbia
07 Poland
09 Iceland
02 Switzerland
03 Denmark
06 Albania

 

[GinAg (39)]

Oh shit off Finland.

All our fears about this semi are CORRECT.

 

[GinAg (39)]

08 Greece
06 Estonia
05 Austria
08 Moldova
07 San Marino
02 Czech Republic
08 Serbia
07 Poland
09 Iceland
02 Switzerland
03 Denmark
06 Albania
00 Finland

 

[dmlaw]

Finland would have been improved if he'd come on stage looking like a half sucked jelly baby and accompanied by a couple dancers dressed up as bears.

 

[D5K]

Did the first half / second half draw have all the shit at the end?

 

[ButterTart]

I've walked back in halfway through, is this the fat fuck who robbed us of Cicciolina?

 

[GinAg (39)]

Finland would have been improved if he'd come on stage looking like a half sucked jelly baby and accompanied by a couple dancers dressed up as bears.

and an ASTONISHING TUNE.

 

[GinAg (39)]

That he beat the QUEEN means he will always be a BIG FAT ZERO

 

[D5K]

Finland’s final had five women and him. And he won

 

[ButterTart]

Finland would have been improved if he'd come on stage looking like a half sucked jelly baby and accompanied by a couple dancers dressed up as bears.

He's the dimensions of a Jelly Baby.

 

[dmlaw]

Did the first half / second half draw have all the shit at the end?

I think it must have. Looking at the rest of the line up, there's Bulgaria and, sort of, Georgia remaining as halfway acceptable entries.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Finland’s final had five women and him. And he won

Smells like the UK Labour Party.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Ah one I like!

 

[dmlaw]

He's the dimensions of a Jelly Baby.

Thinking about it, there isn't enough pink latex in the world.

 

[ButterTart]

@ButterTart boob rate on Serbia?

Sorry, I was having my tea. This probably isn't the best picture of them but middle, left, right.

 

[dmlaw]

Smells like the UK Labour Party.

Keir Starmer is a much better singer than this dreary fat prick.

 

[Soldi]

Is ARMENIA #14 then? Cunts putting SWITZERLAND on early as possible!

 

[GinAg (39)]

08 Greece
06 Estonia
05 Austria
08 Moldova
07 San Marino
02 Czech Republic
08 Serbia
07 Poland
09 Iceland
02 Switzerland
03 Denmark
06 Albania
09 Armenia

 

[D5K]

Maybe it’s in the context of everything around it, but this is better than I remember

 

[GinAg (39)]

Is ARMENIA #14 then? Cunts putting SWITZERLAND on early as possible!

Best to hide such bland rubbish.

 

[dmlaw]

Actually, I don't mind the Armenian song, although I think she's even less likely than Norway to get invited to speak at a feminism conference.

 

[Soldi]

Best to hide such bland rubbish.

It’s MODERN ART, as is this WONDERFUL Portuguese entry

 

[ButterTart]

Oh good, something a bit dreary and listless as a refreshing change of direction for this semi.

 

[Soldi]

Armenia were a LOT better after they revamped it.

 

[D5K]

Quick someone run and get VoR!

 

[D5K]

Armenia were a LOT better after they revamped it.

Not sure I've heard the "before" version.

 

[Lucille]

OMG WE HAVE PETRA.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Another visual mess (I'm thinking Australia)

 

[dmlaw]

Portugal seem pretty determined not to accidentally win again.

 

[Soldi]

OMG WE HAVE PETRA.

WELL DONE, now FUCK OFF

 

[Soldi]

Not sure I've heard the "before" version.

Oh it’s just AWFUL, like the sort of SHITE they’d play on Radio 1.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Portugal seem pretty determined not to accidentally win again.

Were they even trying with Salvador?

 

[Lucille]

WELL DONE, now FUCK OFF

 

[dmlaw]

OMG WE HAVE PETRA.

Is she is she saying anything that you can understand or is it all in Swedish?

 

[GinAg (39)]

08 Greece
06 Estonia
05 Austria
08 Moldova
07 San Marino
02 Czech Republic
08 Serbia
07 Poland
09 Iceland
02 Switzerland
03 Denmark
06 Albania
09 Armenia
03 Portugal

 

[ButterTart]

The exposed vocals on this really aren't doing her any favours.