Family Fortunes Sashay Vacay 🏖️- Results day on Tuesday 16th 18:30

[ButterTart]

Question 4
Name a musical instrument that reminds you of summer

Your replies

Ukulele 10
Guitar 9
Steel drums 5
Maracas 4
Mandolin 1
Piano 1
Triangle 1

In detail:

Spoiler

Alla Ukelele 10
BoysForSeles Ukulele 10
Dark Carnival Ukelele 10
dmlaw Ukulele 10
Indie Ukulele 10
jyxz Ukulele 10
ManicKangaroo Ukulele 10
Raspberry Swirl Ukulele 10
Rita Ukelele 10
RJN Ukulele 10

Buttertart Spanish Guitar 9
David 5000 Guitar 9
funky Spanish Guitar 9
Iguana Guitar 9
Ill Advised Guitar 9
POP! Guitar 9
Raining On Me Guitar 9
Soldi Guitar 9
VoR Guitar 9

Ag Steel drum 5
Diddy Steel drums 5
Music Steel drum 5
rhythmbandit Steel drums 5
Tisch Steel drum 5

Berly Maracas 4
Ellie Maracas 4
Jacques Maraca 4
Vicky the Vole Maracas 4

Inner Smile Triangle 1
GNL Mandolin 1
Suomi Piano 1

Okay I might be being thick but what in the risen fuck has a ukulele got to do with Summer?

 

[Rita]

@RJN all glammed up for a night on the tiles.

What an awful shoe.

 

[RJN]

Okay I might be being thick but what in the risen fuck has a ukulele got to do with Summer?

It’s beachy

 

[Soldi]

It was the only answer that was excluded right from the phrasing of the question.
Now it might be a good time to see who's leading, but we're not gonna do that until after the next question cause I maybe have to recalculate Soldi's points

I recall in previous rounds that even if someone misinterpreted the question they still got the points.

 

[ButterTart]

What an awful shoe.

It's surgical. Poor bugger's got fallen arches from parading around with just the one shoe on.

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

Okay I might be being thick but what in the risen fuck has a ukulele got to do with Summer?

It’s an exotic guitar hence summer holiday

 

[RJN]

It's surgical. Poor bugger's got fallen arches from parading around with just the one shoe on.

Please don’t talk about me behind my back

 

[ButterTart]

It’s beachy

I have genuinely never known of any connection between a ukulele and summer.

 

[Rita]

It's surgical.

No. It’s DISGUSTING.

 

[dmlaw]

So, everyone but me understood the first question to mean a resort/country, rather than an attraction.

 

[Saltwater]

Table time and Dark Carnival is currently leading.

01 Dark Carnival 68
02 funky 67
02 Iguana 67
02 Raining On Me 67
05 Tisch 63
06 Ellie 62
07 GNL 59
08 Ill Advised 58
09 David 5000 57
09 Indie 57
09 BoysForSeles 57
12 ManicKangaroo 53
12 VoR 53
12 Raspberry Swirl 53
12 jyxz 53
12 dmlaw 53
17 Music 52
17 Diddy 52
19 rhythmbandit 51
19 Berly 49 + 2 = 51
21 Rita 47
21 RJN 47
22 Suomi 47
24 Alla 46
25 POP! 46
26 Buttertart 44
27 Ag 42
28 Soldi 39 + 2 = 41
29 Vicky the Vole 35
30 Jacques 25
31 Inner Smile 7

 

[ButterTart]

Please don’t talk about me behind my back

In fairness, because of the time difference I didn't think you'd be here for another five hours.

 

[Alla]

Okay I might be being thick but what in the risen fuck has a ukulele got to do with Summer?

That big Hawaiian guy singing over the rainbow, I think.

 

[ButterTart]

26 Buttertart 44

Disgusting

 

[Rita]

UGH.

Why do I BOTHER??

 

[dmlaw]

I recall in previous rounds that even if someone misinterpreted the question they still got the points.

You can get it wrong and still get the points, but you can’t answer something that’s specifically forbidden in the question. Maybe you’ll get the points if you can argue how a Speedo isn’t swimwear.

 

[Alla]

@Queen of the Bay MERCIFUL with hopeless @Soldi

 

[Rita]

SPEEDO’S? Soldi do you PRANCE AROUND THE BEACH IN SPEEDOS??

 

[ButterTart]

No. It’s DISGUSTING.

It's from C&A Clockhouse's exclusive 'lesbians with gout' range.

 

[Saltwater]

@Queen of the Bay MERCIFUL with hopeless @Soldi

The committee of the result supervising cats accepted his plea.

 

[Rita]

I actually quite like a pair of TRUNKS on a handsome gentleman who is packing obviously.

 

[dmlaw]

SPEEDO’S? Soldi do you PRANCE AROUND THE BEACH IN SPEEDOS??

He usually prefers to wear a pair of assless chaps.

 

[Saltwater]

Question 5
Name something that it'd be wise to bring along to the beach

Your replies

Your replies:
Sunscreen 24
Towel 6
Toaster 1

In detail:

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Alla Sunscreen 24
BoysForSeles Sunscreen 24
Buttertart Suncream 24
Dark Carnival Sun cream 24
David 5000 Sun cream 24
Diddy Suncream 24
dmlaw Sun tan lotion 24
Ellie Suntan lotion 24
funky Suncream 24
GNL Suncream 24
Iguana Sunscreen / Sun tan lotion 24
Ill Advised Sun tan lotion 24
Indie Suntan Lotion (Sunscreen) 24
Jacques Sunscreen 24
jyxz Sunscreen 24
POP! Sunscreen 24
Raining On Me Sun cream 24
rhythmbandit Sun tan lotion 24
Rita Sun cream 24
RJN Sunscreen 24
Soldi Sun cream 24
Suomi Sunscreen 24
Vicky the Vole Sun cream 24
VoR Suntan lotion/Sunblock 24

Ag Towel 6
Berly Towel 6
ManicKangaroo Towel 6
Music Towel 6
Raspberry Swirl Towel/Beach towel 6
Tisch Towel 6

Inner Smile Toaster 1

 

[Alla]

SPEEDO’S? Soldi do you PRANCE AROUND THE BEACH IN SPEEDOS??

Those speedos never go up his knees when he's cruising certain beaches. They shouldn't count as a swimsuit so that's why he got his points.

 

[Soldi]

SPEEDO’S? Soldi do you PRANCE AROUND THE BEACH IN SPEEDOS??

No I wear nothing x

 

[dmlaw]

Incidentally, can we all agree that answering every question with ‘comedy’ one point answers stopped being funny quite some time ago?

 

[Rita]

Hopefully Inner Smile brings an extension so he can bring his toaster IN THE SEA.

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

Question 5
Name something that it'd be wise to bring along to the beach

Your replies

Your replies:
Sunscreen 24
Towel 6
Toaster 1

In detail:

Spoiler

Alla Sunscreen 24
BoysForSeles Sunscreen 24
Buttertart Suncream 24
Dark Carnival Sun cream 24
David 5000 Sun cream 24
Diddy Suncream 24
dmlaw Sun tan lotion 24
Ellie Suntan lotion 24
funky Suncream 24
GNL Suncream 24
Iguana Sunscreen / Sun tan lotion 24
Ill Advised Sun tan lotion 24
Indie Suntan Lotion (Sunscreen) 24
Jacques Sunscreen 24
jyxz Sunscreen 24
POP! Sunscreen 24
Raining On Me Sun cream 24
rhythmbandit Sun tan lotion 24
Rita Sun cream 24
RJN Sunscreen 24
Soldi Sun cream 24
Suomi Sunscreen 24
Vicky the Vole Sun cream 24
VoR Suntan lotion/Sunblock 24

Ag Towel 6
Berly Towel 6
ManicKangaroo Towel 6
Music Towel 6
Raspberry Swirl Towel/Beach towel 6
Tisch Towel 6

Inner Smile Toaster 1

 

[jyxz]

SPEEDO’S? Soldi do you PRANCE AROUND THE BEACH IN SPEEDOS??

Pacifically these’uns

 

[Alla]

I couldn't decide between sunscreen and toaster, thank god got the good one in the end.

 

[Rita]

No I wear nothing x

When you holiday with YOUR MOTHER? Does she get the baps out too?

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

Incidentally, can we all agree that answering every question with ‘comedy’ one point answers stopped being funny quite some time ago?

It never was.

 

[Saltwater]

Question 6
Name a fruit or vegetable you associate with summer

Your replies

Strawberries 11
Watermelon 7
Pineapple 7
Peach 2
Coconuts 2
Melon 1
Brussel Sprouts 1

In detail:

Spoiler

Ag Strawberry 11
Berly Strawberry 11
BoysForSeles Strawberry 11
David 5000 Strawberry 11
Diddy Strawberries 11
Indie Strawberry 11
Jacques Strawberries 11
Music Strawberries 11
rhythmbandit Strawberries 11
Rita Strawberries 11
Soldi Strawberries 11

Alla Watermelon 7
Dark Carnival Watermelon 7
Ellie Watermelon 7
Iguana Watermelon 7
POP! Watermelon 7
Raspberry Swirl Watermelon 7
RJN Watermelon 7

Buttertart Pineapple 7
dmlaw Pineapple 7
funky Pineapple 7
Ill Advised Pineapple 7
jyxz Pineapple 7
ManicKangaroo Pineapple 7
Suomi Pineapple 7

Vicky the Vole Peach 2
VoR Peach 2

GNL Coconuts 2
Tisch Coconut 2

Inner Smile Brussel Sprouts 1
Raining On Me Melon 1

 

[ButterTart]

The committee of the result supervising cats accepted his plea.

"So it's agreed, speedo is an acceptable answer. We'll take five minutes to shit in a bit of gravel and reconvene to discuss the menace of cucumbers."

 

[Soldi]

Oh I’m having quite a GOOD RUN now

*finishes last*

 

[Rita]

AM I WINNING????

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

Strawberries over watermelon? What kind of cold Nordic summer bullshit is this? I thought it was a proper summer quiz!

 

[Alla]

Strawberries over watermelon or melon?? What the hell??

 

[Rita]

Strawberries over watermelon? What kind of cold Nordic summer bullshit is this? I thought it was a proper summer quiz!

OH SHIT OFF.

 

[Saltwater]

Question 7
Name a movie that summer is central to its plot

Your replies

I know what you did last summer 12
Grease 8
500 days of summer 3
Call Me By Your Name 2
Midsommar 2
Dirty Dancing 1
Jaws 1
Mamma Mia 1
Home Alone 1

In detail:

Spoiler

Alla I know what you did last summer 12
BoysForSeles I know what you did last summer 12
David 5000 I know what you did last summer 12
Iguana I know what you did last summer 12
Indie I know what you did last summer 12
Jacques I know what you did last summer 12
Music I know what you did last summer 12
POP! I know what you did last summer 12
Raspberry Swirl I know w4hat you did last summer 12
Rita I know what you did last summer 12
Suomi I know what you did last summer 12
Tisch I know what you did last summer 12

Ag Grease 8
Berly Grease 8
Diddy Grease 8
Ellie Grease 8
Raining On Me Grease 8
RJN Grease 8
Vicky the Vole Grease 8
VoR Grease 8

Buttertart 500 days of summer 3
Ill Advised 500 days of summer 3
GNL 500 days of summer 3

dmlaw Call Me By Your Name 2
Soldi Call Me By Your Name 2

Dark Carnival Midsommar 2
jyxz Midsommar 2

funky Jaws 1
Inner Smile Home Alone 1
ManicKangaroo Mamma Mia 1
rhythmbandit Dirty Dancing 1