Family Fortunes Sashay Vacay 🏖️- Results day on Tuesday 16th 18:30

[Dark Carnival]

Strawberries over watermelon or melon?? What the hell??

The British

 

[Saltwater]

The sun one was a surprising one, there's so many nice adjectives

 

[Alla]

Oh right, we have (if is still a thing) something like that in a village in Málaga, maybe @Soldi rode a donkey during his holidays?

 

[GinAg (39)]

Nice to see the Sugababes getting some downtime after their sold out gig at Pizza Express, Cleethorpes.

@dUb

 

[dmlaw]

Donkeys? Can someone explain?

It’s a British thing. I bet all of the people who said Donkey also said Strawberries.

 

[Alla]

I miss those delayed likes by @Queen of the Bay during results

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Question 3
Name an animal you wouldn't want to swim close to

Your replies:
Shark 29
Jellyfish 1
ZenGiraffe 1

In detail:

Spoiler

Ag Shark 29
Alla Shark 29
Berly Shark 29
BoysForSeles Shark 29
Buttertart Shark 29
Dark Carnival Shark 29
David 5000 Shark 29
Diddy Shark 29
dmlaw Shark 29
Ellie Shark 29
funky Shark 29
GNL Shark 29
Iguana Shark 29
Ill Advised Shark 29
Indie Shark 29
jyxz Shark 29
ManicKangaroo Shark 29
Music Shark 29
POP! Shark 29
Raining On Me Shark 29
Raspberry Swirl Shark 29
rhythmbandit Shark 29
Rita Shark 29
RJN Shark 29
Soldi Shark 29
Suomi Shark 29
Tisch Shark 29
Vicky the Vole Shark 29
VoR Shark 29

Inner Smile ZenGiraffe 1
Jacques Jellyfish 1

I will remember this @Inner Smile

 

[ButterTart]

Next time I’m in Blackpool riding a donkey on the beach, I’ll think of you all

I hope you're not planning to ride this sweet ass at a family resort

 

[Dark Carnival]

Question 8
Name something you can ride in the summer

Your replies

Bicycle 10
Donkeys 6
Dicks and cocks 4
Soldi 2
Inflatable bananas 2
Boats 2
Surfboard 2
Camel 1
Waves 1
Pedalo 1

In detail:

Spoiler

David 5000 Bicycle 10
Ellie Bicycle 10
funky Bike 10
Iguana Bike 10
Indie Bicycle 10
ManicKangaroo Bicycle 10
Music Bicycle 10
POP! Bicycle 10
Raspberry Swirl Bike/Bicycle 10
Rita Bike 10

Ag Donkey 6
BoysForSeles (Beach) Donkey 6
Diddy Donkey 6
Raining On Me Donkey 6
Tisch Donkey 6
Vicky the Vole Donkeys 6

Alla A thick cock 4
Dark Carnival Visiting tourists' dicks 4
dmlaw Cock 4
GNL Dick 4

Inner Smile Soldi 2
VoR Soldi 2

Berly Banana boat 2
rhythmbandit Inflatable Banana 2

Ill Advised A boat 2
Soldi Boat 2

RJN Surfboard 2
jyxz Surfboard 2

Buttertart Pedalo 1
Jacques Camel 1
Suomi Waves 1

#TeamCock

 

[Saltwater]

I miss those delayed likes by @Queen of the Bay during results

You'll get them once I stop posting and go back and read everything I've missed

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

Poor donkeys I had no idea they were a summer attraction.

 

[Saltwater]

Question 10
Name a tantalising summer cocktail

Your replies:

Sex on the beach 18
Margarita 6
Piña Colada 3
Mojito 2
Aperol Spritz 1
Blue WKD 1

In detail:

Spoiler

Ag Sex on the beach 18
Berly Sex on the beach 18
Buttertart Sex on the beach 18
Dark Carnival Sex on the beach 18
David 5000 Sex on the beach 18
Diddy Sex on the beach 18
dmlaw Sex on the beach 18
Ellie Sex on the beach 18
GNL Sex on the beach 18
Ill Advised Sex on the beach 18
Indie Sex on the beach 18
Jacques Sex on the beach 18
jyxz Sex on the beach 18
rhythmbandit Sex on the beach 18
Soldi Sex on the beach 18
Suomi Sex on the beach 18
Vicky the Vole Sex on the beach 18
VoR Sex on the beach 18

BoysForSeles Margarita 6
funky Margarita 6
Music Margarita 6
POP! Margarita 6
Raining On Me Margarita 6
Rita Margarita 6

ManicKangaroo Piña Colada 3
RJN Piña Colada 3
Tisch Piña Colada 3

Alla Mojito 2
Iguana Mojito 2

Inner Smile Blue WKD 1
Raspberry Swirl Aperol Spritz 1

 

[Indie]

The sun one was a surprising one, there's so many nice adjectives

Keep it simple. That's all you need to do.

 

[Alla]

Burro-taxis?

The Famous Mijas Donkey 'Burro Taxis' in Spain

Mijas Pueblo is the well-known burro-taxis or donkey-drawn carts and donkey-back rides. A popular and colourful tourist attraction in Spain.

www.panoramicvillas.com

Yeah I totally forgot about it and we have them here too! Well it's just in a village, it's not anywhere else in Spain (I think).

 

[Soldi]

Burro-taxis?

The Famous Mijas Donkey 'Burro Taxis' in Spain

Mijas Pueblo is the well-known burro-taxis or donkey-drawn carts and donkey-back rides. A popular and colourful tourist attraction in Spain.

www.panoramicvillas.com

I saw the Mijas donkeys a few months ago, they seemed sad

 

[Rita]

DAMN! I fucked it! Sex on the Beach is SO COMMON.

 

[ButterTart]

Poor donkeys I had no idea they were a summer attraction.

That's why they look so sad. They go for a day out at the beach and fat Sandra and her bulbous children demand to ride them.

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

Sex on the beach?

Fuck you all!

 

[Rita]

DAMN! I fucked it! Sex on the Beach is SO COMMON.

That is kind of the aim of the game.

 

[jyxz]

Ill Advised Sex on the beach

I hear ya

 

[Indie]

It's a tie!

 

[ButterTart]

Inner Smile Blue WKD 1
Raspberry Swirl Aperol Spritz 1

These are such correct answers I feel awful that they weren't better rewarded.

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

Classless donkey riding Brits!

 

[dmlaw]

DAMN! I fucked it! Sex on the Beach is SO COMMON.

Plus the sand gets everywhere.

 

[Alla]

#TeamCock

I know! Even those nuns are riding the bikes without a seat, see how happy they are.

 

[Saltwater]

Final table time.

01 15?
02 15?
03 15?
04 Dark Carnival 150
05 Diddy 146
06 BoysForSeles 143
07 funky 142
08 Ill Advised 139
08 Raining On Me 139
10 GNL 137
10 Rita 137
12 Suomi 136
13 dmlaw 135
14 VoR 134
14 rhythmbandit 134
16 jyxz 133
17 POP! 132
18 Soldi 125
19 Buttertart 124
19 Music 124
19 Iguana 124
22 Berly 123
23 Vicky the Vole 120
24 Tisch 119
25 Jacques 118
25 RJN 118
27 Raspberry Swirl 116
28 ManicKangaroo 107
29 Alla 96
30 Ag 93
31 Inner Smile 14

 

[ButterTart]

Classless donkey riding Brits!

That should be written on our flag.

 

[Rita]

10? I’LL TAKE IT!!

 

[Soldi]

I didn’t do bad clambering my way up to 18th after that horrific start.

 

[Saltwater]

Which means that on our Top3 we have:

 

[Indie]

9/10 top answers. I'll never get the clean sweep

 

[Alla]

What the hell os Sex on the beach?? I'm getting @Iguana a drink, fuck everyone else!

 

[Indie]

I AM NOT ISRAEL

 

[Saltwater]

Well Ellie ends up a clear 3d

03 Ellie 156 points

 

[Rita]

What the hell os Sex on the beach?? I'm getting @Iguana a drink, fuck everyone else!

 

[Rita]

VILE

 

[ButterTart]

It's such a Yates' Wine Lodge cocktail.

 

[Saltwater]

While on the second place... and the first, as Indie said we have a tie.
To solve this unfortunate situation the Supreme Cat Committee who has been supervising the results

has advised me to go for a Eurovision style tiebreaker and count who had the most top answers.

 

[Alla]

Bottom 3 barely beating Ag and the comedy queen. Dear god.

 

[Rita]

Bottom 3 barely beating Ag and the comedy queen. Dear god.

God loves a trier, honey and by GOD do we try.