Kimberley Walsh: I Am Kimberley - No Record Label

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Think we REALLY DO need a thread to discuss this OMG/10 IMMEDIATE CLASSIC




I have so many questions. DID SHE DO ANYTHING ELSE? WHERE IS SHE NOW? Is the answer just VERY OBVIOUSLY DEAD?!

@HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

I can’t imagine things turned out well with what I imagine to be her very FAST lifestyle.

 

[THEY CALL ME GAJA]

Screaming!

 

[RS]

Prettiest housewife of Moopy.

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Just heading to Victoria Park to spend the day re-creating this.

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Have we any evidence as to WHO SHE IS?

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Have we any evidence as to WHO SHE IS?

I feel like she either now has eight kids or had her bits torn out at some point to make sure she had NONE.

 

[TiShh]

Have we any evidence as to WHO SHE IS?

Same mysterious record label as Julie I'm sure...

 

[straightorbroken]

I couldn't be more in awe if Kimba whacked me in the face with a half eaten packet of bagels.

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

It's what happened AFTER the video I'm interested in.

 

[funky]

I love the cheeky smile a few seconds in which I’m sure is because @Suomi is behind the camera PISSING HIMSELF

 

[OutSynk]

Omg I can’t stop humming this!!!

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

It’s my 33rd birthday in August, demanding my friends sing this to me.

 

[TiShh]

Omg I can’t stop humming this!!!

Yeah all laughter aside, it's actually a genuinely good song

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

I really hope in an extremely meta turn of events some gay unearths this and enters it into an online song contest in 35 years time then doxes @HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid.

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

I woke up humming it.

 

[Diddy]

It’s “I’ve got a vercal range of minus three” that’s getting me every time

 

[OutSynk]

I am Kimberley
I am Kimberley
Ooh

 

[NatAlex Gordienko]

I assume @Suomi was a cowriter on this effort?
it’s nice he’s gone in a less dark direction than “Suicide“

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Currently living for the smooth and utterly natural ad-libs at the end.

 

[TiShh]

Who's added the "No Record label"

 

[Marina Salty]

No Record Label is euphemism for PANINI

 

[THEY CALL ME GAJA]

I assume @Suomi was a cowriter on this effort?
it’s nice he’s gone in a less dark direction than “Suicide“

Yes, we wrote the lyrics one morning and then HerSerene made it all fit on top of a looped sample in the Splice app.

currently we’re working on a cover of “Let’s Hear it For the Boy” by Deniece Williams but called “Let’s Hear it For the Straights” as an interval act for the ASFSF final.

 

[NatAlex Gordienko]

Yes, we wrote the lyrics one morning and then HerSerene made it all fit on top of a looped sample in the Splice app.

currently we’re working on a cover of “Let’s Hear it For the Boy” by Deniece Williams but called “Let’s Hear it For the Straights” as an interval act for the ASFSF final.

Ooh can we have some behind the scenes footage of the creative process.
or is that saved for Patreon ?

 

[Marina Salty]

Am not confident that I get the lyrics between "am so exciting" and "am so biscuity" and the verse between "I wanted to" and "problem was".
If anyone could help I would be very thankful.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Can you confirm Kimberly sings “I’ve got no friends, I love my knife”?!?

 

[Kate]

Am not confident that I get the lyrics between "am so exciting" and "am so biscuity" and the verse between "I wanted to" and "problem was".
If anyone could help I would be very thankful.

I'm so exciting
I love my life
I've got no friends
I've got my knife (?!)
I love my tea
I drink PG Tips and I am so biscuity

 

[Kate]

And she wanted to be in LES MIS.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Is this a song about MURDER?!?

 

[Kate]

She murdered all her friends with the knife?

 

[RS]

I'm so exciting
I love my life
I've got no friends
I've got my knife (?!)
I love my tea
I drink PG Tips and I am so biscuity

Biscuity! Favourite new word!

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Can you confirm Kimberly sings “I’ve got no friends, I love my knife”?!?

Post a SONG ABOUT MURDER!

 

[Marina Salty]

This poetic homicidal anthem is still unlisted on YT, a shame that it won't come up when people are looking for Kimberley Walsh.

 

[HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid]

I have JUST HEARD that Kimberley has been hard at work and is preparing to release another single very soon. She’s still unsigned so she’s using whatever proceeds are left from Centre Stage to fund all her solo work. Apparently her production team nearly came to blows during the creative process but it’s a definitely being played on Leeds Bradford Airport Radio so it was worth the strain.

 

[Kate]

Will Kimberleh be penning a touching tribute to poor tragic Sarah?

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Will Kimberleh be penning a touching tribute to poor tragic Sarah?

Live reaction on hearing of Sarah's passing: "errrr nerrrrrrr"

 

[Zu]

Will Kimberleh be penning a touching tribute to poor tragic Sarah?

I hope it includes the following lyrics:

I never liked her much
So didn’t show much affection
And I screamed to Brian
That she should be sectioned

By the way I’ve only just watched the video in the first post

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Just heard Britney's covering this for her next album????

 

[THEY CALL ME GAJA]

I asked @HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid if K. Walsh ever recorded more material and he replied “of COURSE she did, you STUPID GIRL!”

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Who's still listening to this ahead of Aloud Day in 2022?