KYLIE REWATCH PARTY #2: Showgirl (2005) - Friday 1st May (22:00 BST)

[GinAg (39)]

I do love a duet with the disembodied voice of a tired old pop star

@COB WORDS!

 

[COB]

I much preferred it in the OLD DAYS when it was ONLINE RELATIONSHIPS ONLY

It's quite DISCONCERTING that COB and ZenGiraffe have actually PHYSICALLY TOUCHED each other!

Not LATELY

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I much preferred it in the OLD DAYS when it was ONLINE RELATIONSHIPS ONLY

It's quite DISCONCERTING that COB and ZenGiraffe have actually PHYSICALLY TOUCHED each other!

No one is more disconcerted than I. It was like touching a rasin!

 

[GinAg (39)]

SHE REALLY IS AN ANGEL SENT FROM ABOVE TO MAKE IT ALL BETTER.

 

[Penelope]

No one is more disconcerted than I. It was like touching a rasin!

Well that IS what the TESTES GENERALLY FEEL LIKE

 

[GNL]

Giving us fun for French radio play listers here.

 

[Penelope]

This really is UTTERLY FUCKING BREATHTAKING

 

[COB]

No one is more disconcerted than I. It was like touching a rasin!

Serving Hans Moleman at all times

 

[Penelope]

HONESTLY. From FEVER to THIS!!!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Why do I feel like we have watched these concerts in the wrong order?

 

[GNL]

I love the dancer doing his best SERIOUS ACTING. He's trying bless him.

 

[COB]

You can tell that she had really embraced the older stuff by this point.

 

[GinAg (39)]

HONESTLY. From FEVER to THIS!!!

Like going from POT IN A GRAVEYARD to COKE SNIFFED OFF A RIPPED TORSO

 

[Penelope]

OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG

 

[Penelope]

This is OUTRAGEOUS!

 

[COB]

Oh CHRIST

 

[GinAg (39)]

She just got it SO RIGHT

 

[lolly]

Like going from POT IN A GRAVEYARD to COKE SNIFFED OFF A RIPPED TORSO

Airboy's cock to a ripped torso, surely

 

[lolly]

Ugh, Airboy's cock

 

[GinAg (39)]

Ugh, Airboy's cock

THINK KYLIE THOUGHTS

 

[COB]

Frantically PMing Kala to somehow enter this entire concert into Kalavision

 

[GinAg (39)]

I'd ravage the dancer to be fair.

 

[Iguana]

I had to join in the Zoom and I missed Confide In Me??

 

[ZenGiraffe]

How did her dancing improve so much in an hour!?!

 

[COB]

Kylie for STRICTLY!

 

[Iguana]

Frantically PMing Kala to somehow enter this entire concert into Kalavision

Sorry there's a 1 hour 45 min limit

 

[GinAg (39)]

Kylie for STRICTLY!

Like a young Caroline Flack.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Fucking PERFECTION

 

[Iguana]

Hello boys

 

[ZenGiraffe]

...excuse me...I need a moment to compose myself...

 

[GinAg (39)]

Someone really did have a big gay word with her didn't they?

 

[lolly]

Even the male dancers have better arses than Fever

 

[GinAg (39)]

The invention of homosexuality was such a blessing.

 

[Iguana]

Someone really did have a big gay word with her didn't they?

This is the exact opposite of conversion therapy

 

[GinAg (39)]

CRAZY IRISH GAY

 

[GNL]

The screen graphics are like one of those ropey undie ads they play on a loop at Manchester's glittering gem, The Thompson's Arms.

 

[Penelope]

OMG I LOVE WOMAN SHITTING RED

 

[GinAg (39)]

This is the exact opposite of conversion therapy

GAY CONSPIRACY

 

[lolly]

The invention of homosexuality was such a blessing.

I really do have to wonder what I was sticking it in during the nineties now.

 

[Iguana]

CRAZY IRISH GAY

Where IS Chlammy?