KYLIE REWATCH PARTY #2: Showgirl (2005) - Friday 1st May (22:00 BST)

[Iguana]

PRESUMABLY this is the last tour she did Impossible Princess on??

 

[lolly]

I said for Fever she was her own support act

This is just ENCORE AFTER FUCKING ENCORE

 

[Penelope]

GOODNESS ME as IF there's another 40 minutes of this gay tosh!!!

 

[GNL]

Did the Spice Girls steal this for their Return of tour? Geru couldn't let Kylie have anything...

 

[Penelope]

This is SHITTING INCREDIBLE!

 

[Penelope]

HOWLING AND SCREECHING!

 

[Iguana]

Also the band and the MIXES are SO much better

 

[Penelope]

WHAT ENTERTAINMENT IS LEFT AFTER THIS?!

 

[Penelope]

CRYING WITH FUCKING JOY!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I said for Fever she was her own support act

This is just ENCORE AFTER FUCKING ENCORE

Seriously, is the same woman as the last one we watched?

 

[GinAg (39)]

WHAT ENTERTAINMENT IS LEFT AFTER THIS?!

9/11 REWATCH

 

[Iguana]

GOODNESS ME as IF there's another 40 minutes of this gay tosh!!!

If we can survive tonight gays, Kalavision should be a piece of piss!

 

[Iguana]

WHAT ENTERTAINMENT IS LEFT AFTER THIS?!

I think only the sheer JOY of her Glastonbury set would do

 

[GinAg (39)]

Seriously, is the same woman as the last one we watched?

It's legit ASTONISHING isn't it?

She's really worked so very hard at becoming a TOP TIER PERFORMER.

 

[lolly]

I think only the sheer JOY of her Glastonbury set would do

That's a GREAT CALL

 

[ZenGiraffe]

9/11 REWATCH

Fun Fact.

I had a ten minute discussion with the guy who broke the news on the BBC news channel about that day. It was FASCINATING

 

[Iguana]

"A little louder this time please" - That is the most assertive I've ever seen Kylie be

 

[GinAg (39)]

Such a BANGING version of an OK SAW single.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Fun Fact.

I had a ten minute discussion with the guy who broke the news on the BBC news channel about that day. It was FASCINATING

I need to hear more about this AFTERWARDS.

I'm obsessed with BREAKING NEWS.

 

[Iguana]

Such a BANGING version of an OK SAW single.

It was really good! She can't put a foot wrong in this show

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I need to hear more about this AFTERWARDS.

I'm obsessed with BREAKING NEWS.

Remind me tomorrow when I'm sober.

 

[Penelope]

Fun Fact.

I had a ten minute discussion with the guy who broke the news on the BBC news channel about that day. It was FASCINATING

Isn't he an SNP MP?!

 

[Iguana]

It was really good! She can't put a foot wrong in this show

I mis-spoke.

 

[lolly]

And I Oop

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Isn't he an SNP MP?!

Yes! He was a candidate at the time though.

 

[GNL]

I feel bad she feels the need to do this on every tour.

 

[COB]

This really needs BenDeLaCreme faffing about with fake tit tassels to be fully realised.

 

[Iguana]

I feel bad she feels the need to do this on every tour.

I genuinely think she enjoys it!

 

[GinAg (39)]

I think we can allow her this. I mean my dick has rubbed away by this point in the evening and I'm STILL TRYING!

 

[Iguana]

This really needs BenDeLaCreme faffing about with fake tit tassels to be fully realised.

YES PLEASE!

 

[GinAg (39)]

Yes! He was a candidate at the time though.

Ok I'll bite... who?

 

[COB]

What's the name of that stripper music this is using? They used to use it in Monty Python all the time.

 

[Penelope]

Ok I'll bite... who?

John Nicolson

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Ok I'll bite... who?

John Nicholson

 

[Penelope]

John Nicolson

A TRANS ALLY AND ALL

 

[GinAg (39)]

What's the name of that stripper music this is using? They used to use it in Monty Python all the time.

I've Got A Brand New Combine Harvester.

 

[Penelope]

HOLY FUCKING CUNT!!!!

 

[GinAg (39)]

I died and went to gay heaven at this point.

 

[GinAg (39)]

I'M DREAMING!

 

[Penelope]

IMAGINE YOUR PILL KICKING IN RIGHT NOW