Late Night Drunk Moopy

[Rita]

Gin Rita

Ooh yummy. I get awfully FRISKY on gin.

 

[Inner Smile]

LOVE it, but it’s a summer tune SURELY?

I like to MIX things up

 

[Inner Smile]

Ooh yummy. I get awfully FRISKY on gin.

I would love to help you but unfortunately

 

[Rita]

I like to MIX things up

Ooh you MAVERICK, you. xo

 

[Soldi]

Ooooh I could murder a cig right now

 

[RJN]

I’m drinking beer and not listening to Kevin Lyttle

But I wish I was

 

[Inner Smile]

I have 14 lambert & butler right here

 

[Inner Smile]

Actually make that 13

 

[RJN]

Ooooh I could murder a cig right now

I’m encouraging bad decisions tonight so do it!

 

[RJN]

Actually make that 13

I dare you to drink them all

 

[Soldi]

I have about 8 B&H here but I can’t smoke indoors back home and I can’t be ARSED to go outside in the cold

 

[GinAg (39)]

I dare @PranceRJN to inject heroin into his balls.

 

[RJN]

Horrible news

The guy I’ve been flirting with might be straight

 

[RJN]

I dare @PranceRJN to inject heroin into his balls.

I think I won’t actually

 

[Soldi]

Horrible news

The guy I’ve been flirting with might be straight

Even BETTER!

 

[Rita]

I have just been out for a cigarette and it was a JOY.

 

[RJN]

Even BETTER!

But yeah I want him more mow

 

[COB]

Ooooh I could murder a cig right now

Keep that throat FRESH and TAUT for your man

 

[Rita]

My garden is riddled with DEER and heaven knows what else so it is quite frightening to go outside even though it is almost like a scene from DECK THE HALLS right now.

 

[COB]

Oh deer

 

[Lucille]

Spoiler

 

[Rita]

Spoiler

FILTH

 

[Dark Carnival]

omg

 

[COB]

God I'm so upset

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Genuinely tempted to make that Saucy Doe's face my Moopy avatar

 

[Lucille]

Who MAKES THESE!?

 

[Rita]

They run past out of nowhere when I come out and it is so scary. I can hardly ask my son to escort me outside in the dark, well I could but I don’t want him to call childline.

 

[Rita]

@Away Inner Manger did it secretly stroke your ego that we were chatting about you in the secret place?

 

[Diddy]

Ok I’m not drunk but I’m a bit hungover and crunchy and I’m here

 

[lolly]

Crunchy like a sock?

 

[RJN]

Ok I’m not drunk but I’m a bit hungover and crunchy and I’m here

I honestly think you need a drink and I won’t be happy until you have one

 

[Diddy]

I honestly think you need a drink and I won’t be happy until you have one

I’ll drink some water, how about that

 

[Alex]

Hair of the dog

 

[Diddy]

I just want to suck a dick tbh
Just to know I still can

 

[Diddy]

Any volunteers? I’m good at it

 

[GNL]

Crunchy like a sock?

Duran Duran's new stuff really doesn't hold up.

 

[dmlaw]

Have been watching Die Hard. Definitely a Christmas film.

 

[RJN]

I’ll drink some water, how about that

No that won’t do

 

[RJN]

Have been watching Die Hard. Definitely a Christmas film.

We get it, you’re straight

 

[COB]

Yeah I don't get it. It should get spread round your sheets, pyjama bottoms, wildly in the air/stomach, or a nice ASS in my view. I don't get why or frankly how'd you capture it in a sock

Still not over this