Malta 2022: Emma Muscat - I Am What I Am

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so basically two shows before the Final to... eliminate 5 songs out of 22

 

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Malta really trying to suck every penny out of televoters

 

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anyone know how we can set up a phone plan to go through to Malta to mass vote for OUR JESSICA GRECH?

 

[D5K]

Someone get in touch with Baku immediately, they need to activate all their old SIM cards!

 

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Jessica Grech OFFICIALLY OUT now.

Jessika Muscat of San Marino 2018 got the wildcard for the Final.

 

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Running Order for the Final:
1. Baklava feat. Nicole "Electric Indigo"
2. Norbert "How Special You Are"
3. Matt Blxck "Come Around"
4. Giada "Revelación"
5. Jessika "Kaleidoscope"
6. Raquel "Over You"
7. Nicole Hammett "A Lover's Heart"
8. Miriana Conte "Look What You've Done Now"
9. Nicole Azzopardi "Into the Fire"
10. Sarah Bonnici "Heaven"
11. Enya Magri "Shame"
12. Denise "Boy"
13. Emma Muscat "Out of Sight"
14. Janice Mangion "Army"
15. Mark Anthony Bartolo "Serenity"
16. Aidan "Ritmu"
17. Richard Edwards "Hey Little"

The Final result will be 85% Jury 15% Televote.

Still think it's between Emma and Aidan but given how much power the jury has and their late draws, could also see Janice Mangion or Richard Edwards pull a win (Nicole Hammett a possible contender too).

 

[Alias #23]

The Final result will be 85% Jury 15% Televote

Very generous and certainly not open to bribery or corruption

 

[Alias #23]

Personally I'm hoping for a win by whichever one has been written by international hitmakers Vella and Borg because that ALWAYS results in a guaranteed qualifier

 

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Personally I'm hoping for a win by whichever one has been written by international hitmakers Vella and Borg because that ALWAYS results in a guaranteed qualifier

That would be Jessika Muscat then

 

[VoR]

Why did nobody tell me that the semi-final included a five-minute CHIARA MEDLEY?



Nice to see MALTA'S PRIDE ( ) getting the respect she deserves at last. Cut all these losers and SEND HER AGAIN!

 

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THREE firework showers!

 

[Diddy]

The Final result will be 85% Jury 15% Televote.

! Such trust in the Maltese public, wherever they’re from

 

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well the last time they had a 100% televote in Malta, they ended up with Claudia Faniello and we saw how that went down. /

 

[Dark Carnival]

The extent of her musical credentials before appearing in the Maltese National Final appears to be just this.

omg send this bitch!

 

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she's out of the running now

someone bribe Malta to internally select her next year

 

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/ JESSICA GRECH THREAD WHEN?

 

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the sheer star power she has that GOT A SHATTERING 20 LIKES

 

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also whereas some acts got to sing with Chiara, Ira Losco and Michaela, poor old Jessica and some random girl got lumped together with MALTESE SENSATION LYNN. /

 

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Everyone loves MALTESE SENSATION LYNN

Have they chosen yet, or did the donkeys stampede the stage again?

 

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Jessica Grech really is the most mesmerising and plankiest of PLANKS

An icon. I presume she will just keep TRYING OUT in Malta until they inevitably give her the nod in a decade or so AS IS THE WAY in those parts

 

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I'm hoping for something as good as THIS



I have no idea why the combination of the heart-stopping MALTASONG THEME and badly synced audio causes me such mirth and hysterics but I'M NOT GOING TO ANALYSE IT

@Penelope

 

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I reckon Emma Muscat will win. She’s made a career for herself in Italy and is probably the biggest name on paper.

And she did. Presumably swimming the waves to Turin as we speak.

 

[Alias #23]

Is that the actual song? Who on earth wants THAT?

NUDE-ISH BODY SUIT OR NO

 

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I hope they keep the small child being pushed on stage too early at 2:40 in the performance.

 

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CHRIST what a DREARY SONG! It's barely even a SONG, as it really doesn't have an OUNCE of melody or musicality to it

It's basically a SUNG SERMON set to music

 

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Is there a SINGLE SECOND in the three minutes that she doesn't SING?

 

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GET JESSICA GRECH BACK

 

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I mean Emma's voice and dulce tones are very lovely but the song is very hollow, doesn't do her justice. :|

 

[Alias #23]

Doesn't exactly match up to the Maltasong NQ classics, does it

FOR EXAMPLE OR WHATEVER IT IS IN MALTESE

 

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I think EMMA MUSCAT seems very good at singing and moving around on stage, but what an absolute DOG TURD of a song to be lumbered with and attached to FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE

I'm close to declaring this THE WORST SONG EVER WRITTEN!

 

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Emma really needed to bring a basic banger like 'I Need Somebody' (which was going to be my entry for the ill-fated Kalavision ).

I do still think she should have entered something uptempo like this. This year is in desperate need of straight-up dance-pop.

IT'S NOT TOO LATE TO DITCH THE SONG EMMA.

 

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Is there any chance she might do an Ira Losco and just straight up CHANGE THE SONG ENTIRELY before Eurovision?

 

[Alias #23]

I think it's quite rude of Malta to not realise that we expect and want HOMOSEXUAL RUBBISH from them. Qualifying is IRRELEVANT

 

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IT'S NOT TOO LATE TO DITCH THE SONG EMMA.

Someone call VELLA AND BORG!

 

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I do wonder if there's the potential of her switching to an uptempo, I think she would do that justice and get Malta a top 10 again.

 

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Someone call VELLA AND BORG!

A HOT CALYPSO number like Desire would go down a TREAT.

 

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Someone call VELLA AND BORG!

After Jessika Muscat just came last in the National Final with one of their songs, I think they may call it a day for now.

 

[Penelope]

Can someone hurry up and tell me WHAT FUCKING WON

 

[win_the_game]

Can someone hurry up and tell me WHAT FUCKING WON

I already did.

 

[Alias #23]

Can someone hurry up and tell me WHAT FUCKING WON

SOME DRAB CRUD DARLING NO VELLA AND BORG