Met Gala 2021

[GNL]

I imagine a great deal of time is spent avoiding the judgemental glare of Anna Wintour, the sisters Hadid, and celesbian Cara Delavigne.

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

So what was the theme this year? I can’t tell from what I’ve seen.

 

[Christian]

Every single one of the looks I've seen from this is FOUL

 

[Christian]

Plus: is Chalamet over? He looks like he's GIVEN UP

Or maybe he's just had a read through the reviews of Dune

 

[Jark]

MALUMA

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Maluma baby and Donatella were my TOOT of the night.




Donatella's dress felt like a new take on this CLASSIC

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

For a second I thought that was Gaga

 

[Mats]

 

[Kate]

No idea who that is but loving the shoes

 

[GNL]

No idea who that is but loving the shoes

That's Princess Di, have some respect

 

[Lucille]

Wrong thread!

 

[Zu]

That's Princess Di, have some respect

 

[Zu]

The guy from Schitt's Creek skinned a globe for this look.

I do love Dan Levy for his general endeavours - with a very special mention of Schitt's Creek OBVIOUSLY - but what on EARTH is he wearing HERE?

 

[jivafox]

 

[KindaCool]

Issa plunger

 

[Zu]

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The billowing lower section has, I'm afraid, just caused ACTUAL LAUGHTER

 

[Zu]

Oh MADAME you have such a long torso yet such TEENY TINY LEGS!

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[Zu]

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A LONG LEOTARD to be precise

 

[Kate]

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Keep Mandy and her frying pan away

 

[Kate]

Get your MADAME MASHER NOW for those POMMES DE TERRE PARFAITES - TOUJOURS!

 

[Diddy]

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its like she’s emerging from a volcano like Mario

 

[Jark]

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very quick n' easy to REMOVE when you want some A-list hottie on the DL with a platinum twink fetish to LAY SOME HOLLYWOOD PIPE in the bathroom i'd imagine

 

[Jark]

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I've never seen Madame look so genuinely happy.

she's got the patriarchy stuffed inside the soufflé part and she's penetrating it with her heel. kween of doing good deeds while wearing the red carpet.

 

[RJN]

This is good to know

 

[Jark]

there was a blind item before the show that Dua wouldn't be in attendance because she's aligned herself with her anti-vax braindead bf Anwar

and she wasn't there...

 

[jivafox]

Well we know which parent Anwar got that shit from...

 

[KindaCool]

there was a blind item before the show that Dua wouldn't be in attendance because she's aligned herself with her anti-vax braindead bf Anwar

and she wasn't there...

She was the only pop star I was really looking forward to

 

[Jark]

QUEEN REET (the other one) stepping out with HOT ZADDY TAIKA WAITITI was another highlight pour moi

give it up for responsible British-Albanian popstars!

 

[GNL]

Kim Petras said

 

[Jark]

mixed feelings about this Pete Davidson lewk, except that I'd like my head up that skirt

 

[RJN]

mixed feelings about this Pete Davidson lewk, except that I'd like my head up that skirt

I like it in theory but it just doesn’t... look good

 

[Ellie]

 

[Frozen]

 

[jivafox]

 

[RJN]

there was a blind item before the show that Dua wouldn't be in attendance because she's aligned herself with her anti-vax braindead bf Anwar

and she wasn't there...

It’s not fair to blame her views on her boyfriend. We haven’t even considered if her cousin’s friend in Albania got the vaccine and now has massive balls

 

[KindaCool]

I personally had to decline my MET invitation because my third cousin's neighbor in Mississippi got hemorrhoids.

Still doing my research though.

 

[Tisch]

It’s not fair to blame her views on her boyfriend. We haven’t even considered if her cousin’s friend in Albania got the vaccine and now has massive balls

*Greater Albania

 

[lolly]

 

[Christian]

LOVE the bottom of Donatello’s dress

The top, however, is a FIASCO

 

[Saltwater]

So what was the theme this year? I can’t tell from what I’ve seen.

America or something, or at least I think so.