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I've been living on the same riverside estate for over twenty years now and have just discovered a path along the river I never knew existed before :o

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lolly said:
I've been living on the same riverside estate for over twenty years now and have just discovered a path along the river I never knew existed before :o

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I’m shocked you didn’t even discover it in lockdowns? Or did you not go on incessant dull walks then ?! :D
 
Alex said:
I’m shocked you didn’t even discover it in lockdowns? Or did you not go on incessant dull walks then ?! :D
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I still went out to work every day, so didn't need the endless walks or daily exercise.

Where I live is essentially a huge cul de sac which I live near the end of - and this path starts the other way, towards the dead end. I have seen the other end of the path many times, but I just didn't realise you could walk all the way along it, which is just short of 1km I'd guess.

I've walked the river path the other side many times, but that takes about 20 minutes to walk to. This is literally two minutes from my front door.
 
lolly said:
I still went out to work every day, so didn't need the endless walks or daily exercise.

Where I live is essentially a huge cul de sac which I live near the end of - and this path starts the other way, towards the dead end. I have seen the other end of the path many times, but I just didn't realise you could walk all the way along it, which is just short of 1km I'd guess.

I've walked the river path the other side many times, but that takes about 20 minutes to walk to. This is literally two minutes from my front door.
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Oh just it always surprises me when people haven‘t closely analysed every square inch on google maps for hidden cut throughs :D
 
Alex said:
Oh just it always surprises me when people haven‘t closely analysed every square inch on google maps for hidden cut throughs :D
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It doesn't show on Google maps, and isn't a cut through - it's out of my way rather than on the way anywhere. It isn't a path really, just a river bank - unlike the one you can see in the photo on the other side of the river which you can walk or cycle all the way to Bath on. Which I've done in its entirety once, although about three times more we've done it, got as far as a nice pub halfway, had something to eat and drink, and decided to go home instead :D
 
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That said though, you'd think at some point in the last two decades I may have been slightly curious - even more so considering I walk everywhere..!
 
Just thinking about the part of the interview earlier where the interviewer explained she was splitting an existing role into two, and when I asked what the other half of the role I wouldn’t be doing involved she explained, ‘I envisage someone much YOUNGER taking on this part of the job’.

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Star said:
Yes I'm surprised at that for you @lolly :o
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And I walk along part of the other side most weeks when the weather is nice, as it's a more picturesque and only slightly longer way to my mother's flat. Don't think I've ever seen anyone walking along this 'new' part. I'd always assumed it was inaccessible. But it isn't at all - just not well marked.
 
I'm suddenly getting FLASHBACKS of FATHER IN FREEMAN'S TANGA BRIEFS :shock:
 
A friend of my aunt used to model HOOVERS although disappointingly not in SPECIALIST MAGAZINES
 
I always harboured a desire to model wetsuits for the perverts who used to buy SPLOSH magazine

Imagine the £££ just for getting dressed up and rolling around in some custard
 
lolly said:
WE'VE ALL DONE IT

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You have to wonder what's going on in that picture on the bottom right. I think the ladies might be about to whip off their double-knits and get down to some much-needed BOOB ON BOOB :horny:
 
lolly said:
I always harboured a desire to model wetsuits for the perverts who used to buy SPLOSH magazine

Imagine the £££ just for getting dressed up and rolling around in some custard
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Quite the money spinner. £2.50, a bit of FORCED ORAL and the leftovers of the custard in some Tupperware to take home for tea :disco:
 
Lucille said:
Just thinking about the part of the interview earlier where the interviewer explained she was splitting an existing role into two, and when I asked what the other half of the role I wouldn’t be doing involved she explained, ‘I envisage someone much YOUNGER taking on this part of the job’.

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Pretty sure that’s a form of AGE DISCRIMINATION.
 
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I’ve talked to the tarot and apparently an email to her saying CUNT OFF HOG would go down well :disco:
 
Lucille said:
She was MY AGE! The other part of the job was a junior role which mostly involved travelling with her to PARIS, NEW YORK, and LA, whilst I’d be trusted to work REMOTELY.

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CHARMING! I assume she wants some nodding dog tithead she can cart around to make her feel better about herself. Did you make the fatal mistake of expressing will and opinions? :tongueout:
 
I very much haven’t got the job as there were a number of ESOTERIC questions in the interview I weren’t prepared for as she randomly missed out quite a crucial part of the role from the job description.
 
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