Monday rides downhill in a hospital bed

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I woke with a slight hangover this morning after getting carried away on a colleague's rooftop last night. and now there are builders in my house and it seems I have to DO WORK. Pfffffft.
 
I'm back at work after having been on vacation / "vacation" last week.

"Vacation" aka I was mainly inside my flat because it was either snowing or raining all week and I checked my work email more often than one should. :zombie:
 
Hermes have delivered my parcel to somebody with the same road name, but ENTIRELY different postcode 13 miles away. Stupid cunts.
 
Kate said:
Hermes have delivered my parcel to somebody with the same road name, but ENTIRELY different postcode 13 miles away. Stupid cunts.
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Oooh I’m expecting a Hermes delivery this week as well (briefs + sweatpants). I hope it arrives in a padded bag.
 
I went out at two yesterday and didn’t stop drinking until two this morning, I feel HORRIFIC. Still going back out for a few drinks later though :disco:
 
Finally getting me a trim this afternoon.

RIP the Alice bands.
 
I feel a massive sense of NORMALITY around these parts today. I got up early and went for a run, came back and went out with the dog, then took my son to school. Have watched a few episodes of RHOC, got some more advice off of my agony aunt/housekeeper Our Vera regarding the situation I posted in the community forum. Me and Vera have had lunch, and I am sitting in the garden awaiting 3.30 to go and pick the boy up from school. I think I will FaceTime Mama Reet.
 
Our phone networks are down. All those 5G chips in the vaccines must be interfering.
 
Tisch said:
Booked mine for tomorrow. Basic bitch before and after pics will be coming!
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I've resisted before and after because I'd kept my hair pretty tidy. That said it's straight on the socials to get everyone dripping.
 
NAR: living for Jark developing self awareness with the topic title.
 
I’m BACK HOME SAFE as it was only a FEW and my dad has messaged to say his cousin has died. I feel quite bad as I spent ten minutes scrolling through Facebook trying to work out who she was :shy:
 
I've been added to the WhatsApp group of my friend's fiancé's stag. :( now i have to avoid clicking on the group until I either decide to go for it or come up with a good excuse.

lovely evening ev'ryone
 
Barnacle said:
I've been added to the WhatsApp group of my friend's fiancé's stag. :( now i have to avoid clicking on the group until I either decide to go for it or come up with a good excuse.

lovely evening ev'ryone
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You suddenly contract Coronavirus days before the stag do, even if the pandemic is over.
 
FAO @The Sexual Goose (and assorted LADS)

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big ron said:
Does anyone really want me to get into a working class rant about this football thing? It's deep, and a bit of a straw breaking the camels back kind of issue, in that modern football is fucking rotten to the core and this is just taking the piss.
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I have already been subjected to a rant about it today. :(
 
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