First time I've ever done this, so I hope it's okay...
Dick Van Dyke - Obscenely-named sleuthing doctor
Bob Dole - Politics man
Rush Limbaugh - Less cool than his name suggests - DEAD
Tom Parker - Him off The Wanted
Tony Bennett - Sings songs I don't know
Mel Brooks - Did loads of comedy films
Captain Tom - Media whore - DEAD
Fiona Shaw - Irish actress
Jenna Elfman - Wanker off Dharma and Greg
Selma Blair - Another actress
Frankie Muniz - Actor. Doddery as fuck
Selena Gomez - Summat wrong with her but I'm not sure of the details
Douglas Hurd - Tory but a remainer so he's a bit less cunty
Michael Van Wijk - Wolf off the gladiators
Aaron Carter - Emaciated baghead, gets his cock out for loose change
Corey Feldman - Emaciated baghead, gets his cock out for loose change
Baroness Young - Dunno why, just seemed like a leftfield choice
Noam Chomsky - Because it was only when I googled him earlier that I realised he's not dead already
Jilly Cooper - Writer and lush
Prunella Scales - Loves barges
Timothy West - Loves Prunella Scales and barges
Michael Gambon - Stately actor
Tionne Watkins - T-Boz from the TLC
Tim Westwood - It would be a kindness at this point
Ric Flair - In his 70s and still wrestling