Moopy Family Fortunes 2020 - Round 1 Results

[Alla]

KALA DOESN'T PISS?

To be honest I don't know if he said 0 or 9. @Kalabaliken to confirm how many times goes to the toilet, please.

 

[Kate]

You lot are not drinking enough water

 

[Alla]

So let's see the scores of this first round and our first winner.

And the winner is...

 

[GinAg (39)]

To be honest I don't know if he said 0 or 9. @Kalabaliken to confirm how many times goes to the toilet, please.

How could you MISIDENTIFY that?!

 

[Alla]

Either Ag or Beverley or Diddy or Kindacool or Peekaboo or VoR.



7 BoysForSeles 150
8 Loufoque 148
9 Raining On Me 144
10 Gangsta Nancy Lam 142
10 RaspberrySwirl 142

12 POP! 139
13 ButterTart 137
14 Ellie 136
15 nerys 133
16 jyxz 131
16 Kevin 131
16 Haiku 131
16 dmlaw 131
20 dub 122
20 Indie 122

22 Rita 120
22 Kate 120
24 ameraal 119
25 Dark Carnival 117
26 Mother Superior 114
27 Suomi 106
28 Phoenix 105
29 OutSynk 104
30 Ill Advised 101
30 octophone 101

32 Alex 99
33 Tischlampe 98
34 Jacques 97
35 David_5000 95
36 NonEvent 89
37 Lucille 88
38 Floppet 87
39 big ron 84
40 Devil 81
41 SDF 75
42 Mrs. Bev 56
43 wendy the goat 53
44 Penelope 35



The first leader is...

 

[GinAg (39)]

OOOOH!

 

[Rita]

WTF? I was preparing my winning speech all afternoon.

 

[Alla]

How could you MISIDENTIFY that?!

I wrote 2 different things in excel and I'm not going through lots of DMs to check right now. Unless you want to wait for 10 minutes how you did. You don't.

 

[GinAg (39)]

You lot are not drinking enough water

Damn true. I'm the most hydrated person I know. I probably piss six or seven times, but it's a game.

 

[Alla]

ROUND 1 RESULTS

1 Diddy 162
2 Kindacool 160
3 VoR 159
4 Ag 157
5 Beverley 154
5 Peekaboo 154
7 BoysForSeles 150
8 Loufoque 148
9 Raining On Me 144
10 Gangsta Nancy Lam 142
10 RaspberrySwirl 142

12 POP! 139
13 ButterTart 137
14 Ellie 136
15 nerys 133
16 jyxz 131
16 Kevin 131
16 Haiku 131
16 dmlaw 131
20 dub 122
20 Indie 122

22 Rita 120
22 Kate 120
24 ameraal 119
25 Dark Carnival 117
26 Mother Superior 114
27 Suomi 106
28 Phoenix 105
29 OutSynk 104
30 Ill Advised 101
30 octophone 101

32 Alex 99
33 Tischlampe 98
34 Jacques 97
35 David_5000 95
36 NonEvent 89
37 Lucille 88
38 Floppet 87
39 big ron 84
40 Devil 81
41 SDF 75
42 Mrs. Bev 56
43 wendy the goat 53
44 Penelope 35


Congratulations Diddy! (Please don't tag him as he's probably not watching this live, let him enjoy it) Also well done Kindacool and VoR who join him in the podium.

 

[GinAg (39)]

What is the second number?

 

[Alla]

JOKERS: None of you got both questions right, so we move to question A, with 4 of you guessing it would be 5 days. So the top 2 get a joker for next round. That's OutSynk, and then the unthinkable happened, a tie! So I have to give away 3 jokers in total. Both octophone and Alex get 1.

Next round simply replace one of the answers with "joker" and that's it. Congratulations.

NOTE: I made a mistake that I fixed now. There is no tie and @Alex finished third in FFEXTRA, but given that it was my mistake, he'll get a joker anyway for next round. Lucky boy!

 

[GinAg (39)]

I'll take 4th!

 

[Alla]

Tomorrow, new round. That's all. x

 

[Kate]

Well done cunts

 

[Rita]

Thank you Alla. Fantastic job as ever!

 

[octophone]

Well done cunts

Oh come on - you're technically dead and you got a higher score than me.

I'll take a Joker for the next round tho'. Nice one.

 

[Indie]

Sneaking in the top 20 after that early performance will do me FINE

 

[Beverley]

omg i can't believe Mrs Bev did so badly. well, i can, but still.

she's going to be so upset.

 

[Penelope]

I can confirm Kala pisses 0 times a day, not 9.

 

[Kate]

Oh come on - you're technically dead and you got a higher score than me.

I'll take a Joker for the next round tho'. Nice one.

I meant it affectionately

 

[big ron]

I went for 5 pisses but then googled the average and it was 6 HMPH

 

[Alla]

I can confirm Kala pisses 0 times a day, not 9.

I thought so, it's a vegan thing now.

 

[Beverley]

we'll need a safe word for when i tell her.

e.g. if i post "______", it means she's beating me.

 

[octophone]

I should say...I think I pee 9 or 10 times a day but I am big on hydrating so I assumed most of you would be a bit less.

 

[Alla]

we'll need a safe word for when i tell her.

e.g. if i post "______", it means she's beating me.

PINAPPLE.

 

[floppet]

For the Texas answer I really wanted to put Steers and Queers.

 

[jyxz]

I'm blaming this bitch for me not being top 10

 

[floppet]

How do you all live with peeing so much?! I'm three times a day, four maximum. When I get out of bed, before I come home from work (if I'm worried there'll be traffic) and before I go to bed.

 

[Indie]

How do you all live with peeing so much?! I'm three times a day, four maximum. When I get out of bed, before I come home from work (if I'm worried there'll be traffic) and before I go to bed.

I don't, I used Mr. Google.

 

[Penelope]

How do you all live with peeing so much?! I'm three times a day, four maximum. When I get out of bed, before I come home from work (if I'm worried there'll be traffic) and before I go to bed.

Drink more water!

 

[Kate]

You're supposed to drink 8 glasses a day!

 

[Jacques]

How do you all live with peeing so much?! I'm three times a day, four maximum. When I get out of bed, before I come home from work (if I'm worried there'll be traffic) and before I go to bed.

I'm the same, sometimes I can get away with twice a day (before work & before bed). But I'm well aware that I don't stay as hydrated as recommended so knew I had to up my answer slightly

 

[Raining on Me]

I don't understand what "size" is about, the size of the state?

That (second largest State) and this whole idea of everything in Texas being grossly oversized. I would say everyone being really fucking FAT too but apparently it's not even in the top 10 states and that's most of America anyway so..

I figured a few people would go down this route on the basis of nothing else being a really standout answer

 

[OutSynk]

You're supposed to drink 8 glasses a day!

https://www.nytimes.com/2015/08/25/upshot/no-you-do-not-have-to-drink-8-glasses-of-water-a-day.html

 

[KindaCool]

Oooh 2nd place!

And I'm happy to be topped by Diddy.

 

[Kate]

https://www.nytimes.com/2015/08/25/upshot/no-you-do-not-have-to-drink-8-glasses-of-water-a-day.html

Fine

Anything debunking the idea that if your wee is dark yellow you're not getting enough?

 

[GinAg (39)]

Fine

Anything debunking the idea that if your wee is dark yellow you're not getting enough?

I usually assume I'm Ill if my pee is dark.

 

[lolly]

 

[ButterTart]

8. Name a famous person that you associate with an apple

Gwyneth Paltrow 13
Isaac Newton 13
Fiona Apple 6
Steve Jobs 6
Eve 2
Alan Turing 1
VV Brown 1
William Tell 1


Ok, so I get the first answers and I see "Gwyneth Paltrow" and I was like WTF? But then more Gwyneth coming in, until one of you gave me the key. So she has a daughter called Apple... is she famous at all? It has to be well known if 13 of you answered the same, but I mean, 13 Gwyneth and only 1 William Tell? Are you for real? Still shocked.
Anyway, it's a tie with that other person not as famous as Gwyneth's daughter, Isaac Newton.

I literally didn’t think of anyone OTHER than Gwyneth Paltrow. Pepper Potts, Apple and a perfume that smells like her CLARENCE, that’s all she’s famous for.