Moopyrate - Top 28 Schwedish Schlager Queens of Our Time

[Haiku Rewrites]

I didn't realize this was going on so sorry for not sending in nominations.

Loving what's shown up so far though. Hope that someone remembered to nominate hopeless and ropey but glam Lizette Palsson.

 

[Hak]

Schlager Queen #6

Lina Hedlund





Age: 42
Mello Entries: 6
Best Placement: 3rd
Worst Placement: AC

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Didn't Pernilla have a whole era of trying to get into Melodifestivalen between 2004-2008 and getting turned down, with her songs being shipped off to other NFs without her? /

 

[Hak]

Now for our imaginary SF 1 closer. It's none other than Mello veteran:

Schlager Queen #7

Nanne


Age: 58
Mello Entries: 8
Best Placement: 1st (3rd)
Worst Placement: Last in SF

 

[Sheena]

I love Lina and what’s best about her is that she’s managed to be so wonderful even when she isn’t Annikafiore....

 

[Madíson]

Carpool Karaoke?!

Close this thread down.

 

[Sheena]

Is this in some sort of ORDER?

 

[VoR]

Nanne should really only be represented by THE MOMENT

 

[Madíson]

I’d even settle for Avundsjuk or even Men.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

#JusticeforAvundsjuk

 

[Alla]

Schlager Queen #2

Sonja Aldén

Age: 43
Mello Entries: 4
Best Placement: AC
Worst Placement: 5th in SF

She made the final!

 

[Sheena]

Nanne should really only be represented by THE MOMENT

All these years later the money note still gets me hard

 

[Hak]

Let's kick off SF 2 with someone who have always qualifying for the final (total of 6 times!!) and our first (perhaps only?) contestant under the age of 40!

Schlager Queen #8

Sanna Nielsen



Age: 36
Mello Entries: 7
Best Placement: 1st (3rd)
Worst Placement: 8th

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Technically Sonja has made it to ESC. As a backing singer for Laura and The Lovers on their successful last place in the Semi-Final of 2005.

 

[VoR]

I feel like your video choices are just trolling at this point Hak

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Let's kick off SF 2 with someone who have always qualifying for the final (total of 6 times!!) and our first (perhaps only?) contestant under the age of 40!

Schlager Queen #8

Sanna Nielsen



Age: 36
Mello Entries: 7
Best Placement: 1st (3rd)
Worst Placement: 8th

That video

I only found out from a friend a few days ago "Hela världen för mig" was about her graduation.

 

[Hak]

Schlager Queen #9

Kicki Danielsson



Age: 68
Mello Entries: 10
Best Placement: 1st (3rd)
Worst Placement: Last in SF

 

[Hak]

I feel like your video choices are just trolling at this point Hak

I'm trying to be creative and show "newer" sides of our beloved artists. Feel free to shore up my week spots with greater performances from past glory! It's about the Queens here, not the songs themselves!

 

[Madíson]

I think it’s time we banned all posters younger than Penelope from Moopy.

 

[Hak]

Schlager Queen #10

Lili Päivärinta


Age: 55
Mello Entries: 2
Best Placement: 5th
Worst Placement: AC

 

[COB]

Soldi starts his own moopy (emotional)

 

[Suomi]

I'm trying to be creative and show "newer" sides of our beloved artists. Feel free to shore up my week spots with greater performances from past glory! It's about the Queens here, not the songs themselves!

I think we’re on the cusp of recruiting some new ‘lifers’ (taps badge) and you do NOT recruit fans with Osby, Tennessee IDAG OCH IMORGON NU!

 

[Hak]

Schlager Queen #11

Magnus Carlsson



Age: 46
Mello Entries: 8
Best Placement: 3rd
Worst Placement: 5th in SF

 

[Hak]

I think we’re on the cusp of recruiting some new ‘lifers’ (taps badge) and you do NOT recruit fans with Osby, Tennessee IDAG OCH IMORGON NU!

It does however show Kikki's current STATE!

Would you want her back in Melfest again!!?

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

If we did have to showcase more of Kikki's work, why not mild cultural appropriation NUMBER ONE ON ITUNES classic "Papaya Coconut"?

 

[Hak]

Schlager Queen #12

Susie Päivärinta


Age: 56
Mello Entries: 2
Best Placement: 5th
Worst Placement: AC

 

[Madíson]

NO GUITARS

 

[Hak]

Oh fuck, I've forgotten about Jessan. I need to remove someone from my list :/

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Oh fuck, I've forgotten about Jessan. I need to remove someone from my list :/

Just count Lili & Susie as one act, they are basically the same act/person.

 

[Hak]

The personification of competence and hard work, the one who gives Bengtzing the hope of returning after x failed attempts:

Schlager Queen #13

Ann-Louise Hanson



Age: 14
Mello Entries: 76
Best Placement: 4th
Worst Placement: Last

 

[Hak]

Schlager Queen #14

Lena PH



Age: 55
Mello Entries: 4
Best Placement: 1st (5th)
Worst Placement: 5th

Lena bonus performance (high demand):

 

[VoR]

I mean, I feel like I'm nitpicking now, but the pink dress semi performance is really THE ONE

 

[COB]

(high demand)

More like THIGH DEMAND

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

I mean, I feel like I'm nitpicking now, but the pink dress semi performance is really THE ONE

I'm probably nitpicking as well but I think most of the styling choices in the semi-final were better than the Final outfits acts went wiith that year.

 

[Hak]

That was the closer for SF2, , half of the artists has been presented, now let's kick off SF 3 with something relevant

Hosts for this SF is none other than our beloved Timbuktu!

 

[Hak]

Schlager Queen #15

Jill Johnson


Age: 47
Mello Entries: 2
Best Placement: 1st (10th)
Worst Placement: 4th


Bonus:

 

[Hak]

Schlager Queen #16

Shirley Clamp


Age: 48
Mello Entries: 6
Best Placement: 2nd
Worst Placement: 2nd to last

 

[VoR]

Karleken är is lovely, but Jill is all about this Shania-lite moment for me.



QUITE BIG TITS

 

[COB]

That was the closer for SF2, , half of the artists has been presented, now let's kick off SF 3 with something relevant

Hosts for this SF is none other than our beloved Timbuktu!

Just a note Hak, the text in this post is unreadable in Dark mode - if you select the text and change the colour to 'none' it should fix it!

 

[Madíson]

Is this actual trolling with that Shirley Clamp video?