Post a really bad pop performance

[Haiku Rewrites]

 

[ZenGiraffe]

And

 

[Cerro de Casa]

And

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Anyway this Work perf is even more iconic (i.e. worse)



Youtube comment:

Shame they didn't choreograph this properly though... one minute flailing around and the next stood still and clueless :P

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Anyway this Work perf is even more iconic (i.e. worse)



Youtube comment:

Shame they didn't choreograph this properly though... one minute flailing around and the next stood still and clueless :P

 

[Cerro de Casa]

My girlies and me used to recreate this perf all the time complete with mismatched armography, wobbly strained vocals, hair flailing & nonchalant posing



And yes of course I nailed Vanessa's adlibs

 

[SystemAddict]

 

[Kratz]

... one minute flailing around and the next stood still and clueless :P

What a fitting summation of their career as a group!

(I love them)

 

[vespertine]

To be fair every Jessie J performance is shit. Remember when she took on Whitney?

 

[syl]

 

[GNL]

A malfunctioning Debbie Harry sent out to perform solo in a costume-shop Blondie wig to an audience of nonplussed toddlers.

Shout out to the one future QUEEN in the audience living his best life.

 

[BoysForSeles]

 

[Ellie]

 

[SystemAddict]

To be fair every Jessie J performance is shit. Remember when she took on Whitney?

Yes, but this one is a RED HERRING as it’s not really Jaysie Jess at all. That nobody noticed proves how diabolical she truly is.

 

[jyxz]

I’ll always come back to this one.

 

[wildchild]

This is trash apart from the killer choreography starting at 2:48

 

[vespertine]

M: "Let the CHWAH SING"
Everyone: Thank God

 

[Cerro de Casa]

What a fitting summation of their career as a group!

(I love them)

Ugh & UGH the Woolf-ian nature of this post!!! Let's @Kratz it up!

 

[Alias #23]

alot to unpack but what was going on with that female backing vocalist

, not least at “a lot to unpack”

 

[Alias #23]

 

[COB]

A malfunctioning Debbie Harry sent out to perform solo in a costume-shop Blondie wig to an audience of nonplussed toddlers.

Shout out to the one futute QUEEN in the audience living his best life.

There really is something quite (debbie) harrowing about this as it goes on and on and the life continually drains from her eyes.

 

[lolly]

I’ll always come back to this one.

I think that Defying Gravity performance she did somewhere else is EVEN BETTER/WORSE

 

[GinAg (39)]

ICONIC

 

[Inner Smile]

Omg Never seen this

 

[Inner Smile]

This definitely

 

[Alias #23]

ICONIC

Why didn’t they just mime? Who cares if it’s someone else’s vocals! It’s the GRAND ITALIAN TRADITION!

 

[Alias #23]

There really is something quite (debbie) harrowing about this as it goes on and on and the life continually drains from her eyes.

It’s awful, isn’t it? Loving her slumping off at the end for more much-needed heroin

 

[Ellie]

 

[Alias #23]

 

[SystemAddict]

Why didn’t they just mime? Who cares if it’s someone else’s vocals! It’s the GRAND ITALIAN TRADITION!

TRUE K.Ove fanz know that she has a lovely singing voice and was stitched up there by TOTP sound engineers.

 

[Alias #23]

Of all the Cappella singles to cack on, Move On Baby is NOT IT

Hopefully she’s in prison

 

[Music]

 

[PopLife]

This is a specific mini theme - European Popstars girl groups do song contests:

Italy - Lollipop - Sanremo



Sweden - Excellence - Melfest



Portugal - NonStop - Eurovision


Germany - No Angels - Eurovision

 

[Nancy]

I wish the footage of Clea performing We Don’t Have To Take Our Clothes Off in Asda with people doing their shopping in the background paying them absolutely no attention was still available on the internet.

 

[lolly]

I wish the footage of Clea performing We Don’t Have To Take Our Clothes Off in Asda with people doing their shopping in the background paying them absolutely no attention was still available on the internet.

There's the intro at least, filmed on a potato

 

[Ellie]

Fucking HELL. I seem to remember seeing this with the autotune and it was horrendous. Is this REAL?

 

[POP!]

 

[POP!]

Literally three minutes of boos

 

[Nancy]

I’ve found it!!!!!!!!!

 

[Nancy]

It’s the women looking through the rails in George in the background that get me every time