Post an all-round TERRIBLE Eurovision entry

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

No Telemóveis does not count HATERS!

This is always my default choice for most hilariously inept Eurovision entry.


Everything about it, from the flop pink blazer WARDROBE CHOICES, to the completely out-of-his-depth performer, to the song that goes NOWHERE - and he beat out Selma, Agurbash, Glennis Grace, Omar Nabar (RIP ), Laura and the Lovers AND Donna and Joe to snatch a qualification slot!

 

[Alex]

NO!!!! I genuinely love that

 

[Alex]

I'm not the man to be
Your cuddly toy, I am the boy
Who will break up with you to be free

 

[Soldi]

A cheesy cliche song full of SCREAMING with no redeeming features, and the mastermind behind it all was the homophobic meatball.

 

[Lucille]

Obviously I stan this hard but continue to be AGOG that this ever happened, what was the story, wasn’t he dragged in to perform at the 11th hour??!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

A cheesy cliche song full of SCREAMING with no redeeming features, and the mastermind behind it all was the homophobic meatball.

...This is wrong and you know it.

 

[Soldi]

Yeah ok Miss I think the Caramella Girls are a good idea for an ASFM entry.

 

[Lucille]

Obviously I stan this hard but continue to be AGOG that this ever happened, what was the story, wasn’t he dragged in to perform at the 11h hour??!

I forgot it CLOSED THE SHOW

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[Soldi]

Omg she really is ruthless

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Obviously I stan this hard but continue to be AGOG that this ever happened, what was the story, wasn’t he dragged in to perform at the 11h hour??!

OMG this was my SECOND CHOICE!!

 

[Lucille]

OMG this was my SECOND CHOICE!!

I’m not sure when the producers took over the running order but surely it must’ve been the year after this!

 

[Madíson]

 

[Tisch]

Hate this so much

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

OMG Witloof Bay has to be one of the ALL TIME most HORRIFIC! And it was so close to qualifying too. Did people from BELGIUM even like it??

See also this acapella SONG OF SATAN from Latvia, that for a HOT MOMENT I thought could do well once they whacked out the LIVING ROBOT!

 

[win_the_game]

Wig lady was the only saving grace and even then she was dreadful.

 

[ButterTart]

I mean, what was the point?

 

[Suomi]

This is always my default choice for most hilariously inept Eurovision entry.


Everything about it, from the flop pink blazer WARDROBE CHOICES, to the completely out-of-his-depth performer, to the song that goes NOWHERE - and he beat out Selma, Agurbash, Glennis Grace, Omar Nabar (RIP ), Laura and the Lovers AND Donna and Joe to snatch a qualification slot!

WRONG !

this is absolutely essential. Probably one of the chubbiest statements ever in the contest

 

[ButterTart]

The lowest moment in the UK's storied history of low moments.

 

[ButterTart]

I don't care what the first post says, this needs to be here because it's an insult to the contest and it absolutely and hilariously BOMBED

 

[ButterTart]

2021 won't hit a lower ebb than this.

 

[Madíson]

 

[Suomi]

this was the intended entry

 

[win_the_game]

I loved this.

 

[ButterTart]

Last one, and I honestly don't know what the hell this was even supposed to be. It's actually Telemoveis levels of unlistenable.

 

[Lucille]

I don't care what the first post says, this needs to be here because it's an insult to the contest and it absolutely and hilariously BOMBED

@Moderator CAN WE BAN HIM HE WAS WARNED.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[ZenGiraffe]

@Moderator CAN WE BAN HIM HE WAS WARNED.

TEMPTED

 

[ButterTart]

@Moderator CAN WE BAN HIM HE WAS WARNED.

You can't have a thread about terrible Eurovision songs without mentioning one of the most embarrassing, disastrous failures of all time!

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

I have no idea why Telemóveis is so triggering for CERTAIN PARTIES It's basically Arca does Eurovision and it features a DEATH DROP!

23/10 and absolutely one of the greatest Eurovision entries this century.

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

and Conan in this performance is SHIT THE BED BEAUTIFUL OMG DREAM MAN!

 

[ButterTart]

I have no idea why Telemóveis is so triggering for CERTAIN PARTIES It's basically Arca does Eurovision and it features a DEATH DROP!

23/10 and absolutely one of the greatest Eurovision entries this century.

I have such visceral hatred for it, to the point that I hope his absolute failure ruined his career. I don't know why I have such strong feelings about it; even the second worst Eurovision entry ever - Suus - has never inspired such rage in me.

 

[win_the_game]

I have such visceral hatred for it, to the point that I hope his absolute failure ruined his career.

Still quite successful actually.

 

[Lucille]

I’m not mad you hate it BT, I just feel sad for you that you don’t get it

 

[Madíson]

Post an all-round TERRIBLE Eurovision entry

 

[ButterTart]

I’m not mad you hate it BT, I just feel sad that you don’t get it

There's nothing to get, it's an empty vessel.

 

[Lucille]

There's nothing to get, it's an empty vessel.

Granted it doesn’t have the emotional depths and intellectualism of WOLVES OF THE SEA.

 

[ButterTart]

Okay, here's one we can all agree was a load of shite. I'm sick of being the only one getting the answers correct.

 

[Madíson]

It has flags FFS

 

[ButterTart]

Granted it doesn’t have the emotional depths and intellectualism of WOLVES OF THE SEA.

Or the discernible tune.