Posters of the week - 01/09/2021

[Indie]

This Week/Last Week/Consecutive Weeks/Total Weeks/All-time Peak

1/5/5/154/1	Zu 2	243​
2/8/86/280/2	Kate	191​
3/9/14/277/1	lolly	152​
4/1/67/129/1	Iguana	150​
5/4/42/73/1	Soldi	148​
6/12/19/275/2	COB	143​
7/18/8/289/1	Ag	136​
8/7/13/258/1	octophone	130​
9/17/7/68/5	ZenGiraffe	128​
10/46/4/192/3	Beverley	91​
11/15/88/209/1	ButterTart	90​
12/13/26/218/1	RaspberrySwirl	83​
13=/6/103/157/1	Lucille	79​
13=/26/190/196/1	Rita	79​
15/10/238/259/1	Diddy	74​
16/3/76/90/1	Tisch	72​
17/16/44/45/2	RJN	59​
18/13/7/136/6	win_the_game	57​
19/19/293/293/1	Dark Carnival	56​
20/44/12/275/4	KindaCool	54​
21/38/15/161/2	straightorbroken	53​
22=/40/3/153/8	Alex	48​
22=/20/3/251/1	Jark	48​
24/27/293/293/1	Indie	47​
25/36/4/123/5	AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA	45​
26/48/11/258/10	Pipo	44​
27/22/25/233/1	Suedey	41​
28/46/3/245/4	dUb	39​
29/30/3/282/1	big ron	38​
30=/44/5/272/4	jivafox	37​
30=/11/146/174/2	dmlaw	37​
32=/28/3/284/4	Phoenix	35​
32=/33/58/291/1	VoR	35​
34/41/2/95/6	Raining On Me	33​
35=/21/15/200/1	OutSynk	29​
35=/35/16/29/14	Queen of the Bay	29​
37/38/6/70/9	Rhythmbarbican	24​
38/25/21/248/11	Ellie	23​
39=/RE/1/139/6	Marilyn	21​
39=/36/2/119/25	Peekaboo	21​
39=/29/6/282/1	Sheena	21​
39=/RE/1/270/4	Star	21​
43/RE/1/78/13	Pingu	20​
44=/RE/1/213/5	FetchFugly	19​
44=/2/2/213/1	Penelope	19​
46=/48/2/209/9	Floppet	18​
46=/30/2/233/4	Suomi	18​
48=/34/6/80/13	Apocalypt Flyer	15​
48=/RE/1/40/13	Dr Lecter	15​
48=/24/49/207/11	Gangsta Nancy Lam	15​

Michael Gove in failed egg experiment:

23 David 5000 (1 weeks)

30 Madison (1 weeks)

41 Kratz (1 weeks)

41 jyxz (1 weeks)

50 BoysForSeles (3 weeks)

50 Devil (1 weeks)

50 Halli (1 weeks)

 

[Indie]

posting down, down, down, down.
Peaks! @Kate
No new entries

 

[COB]

That @Zu 2 reign just won't let up

 

[Kate]

OMG!

 

[Kate]

Enjoy my peaks everyone x

 

[Jark]

what rubbish posting numbers

don't make the Jarkette SPAMWHORE crawl out of her dank cave! *oreo-spunks 7 pages of monologues about Free Woman remix on Friday*

 

[Zu]

That @Zu 2 reign just won't let up

People have clearly NOT been attending my HOW TO WIN POTW webinar (only £5,000 with unlimited Panda Cola and a FREE bag of Oinks for all participants). Although here's a handy free tip: If there's nothing left to say about a thread topic or you had absolutely no interest in it to begin with, just start talking about something else entirely

 

[Zu]

Also ANCIENT ANECDOTES which might generate amusement are always handy

 

[Beverley]

Woo I’ve not been top ten for years

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Any chance we can have a sexy line chart @Indie?

 

[Iguana]

Any chance we can have a sexy line chart @Indie?

You need to be very specific about what you want a line chart of. I'm expecting a line chart of consumption of cheese since 1900.

 

[Indie]

Any chance we can have a sexy line chart @Indie?

Here's the number of posts per week over the last five years, with a trend line based on a fifth order polynomial.

I've also extrapolated the data over the next 100 days, which indicates in November Moopy will be posting around minus 3000 times in a week.

 

[Indie]

You need to be very specific about what you want a line chart of. I'm expecting a line chart of consumption of cheese since 1900.

I spent all of five minutes wondering if i could find any posting data from a specific poster which could look a bit like a cock or some tits when in line graph form.

 

[Diddy]

I spent all of five minutes wondering if i could find any posting data from a specific poster which could look a bit like a cock or some tits when in line graph form.

i think it’s easy enough to find some posts from a specific poster that make them look like a cock or a tit

 

[Dark Carnival]

Non-mover at 19. How BORING.

 

[Soldi]

Non-mover at 19. How BORING.

Well that’s YOUR fault

 

[Zu]

It’s not like there aren’t lots of modern things for that awful lazy @Dark Carnival to chat about. SPICE GIRLS! OTHER MODERN THINGS!

 

[Zu]

Too busy eating CROISSANTS I BET!

 

[GinAg (39)]

Modern things to chat about:

TOWIE
Atomic Kitten
Dotmusic
Edinburgh Woolen Mill
Jeremy Beadle

 

[Zu]

You always know the lounge is on a hot roll when there’s ATOMIC KITTEN CHAT

 

[Zu]

Modern things to chat about:

TOWIE
Atomic Kitten
Dotmusic
Edinburgh Woolen Mill
Jeremy Beadle

Also Betty Boo and WIDE AWAKE CLUB

 

[ButterTart]

Also Betty Boo and WIDE AWAKE CLUB

Scarily I was singing the theme tune to the Wide Awake Club a couple of hours ago

 

[ButterTart]

Anyway, less than 100 posts? Pure RAGING.

 

[Zu]

Scarily I was singing the theme tune to the Wide Awake Club a couple of hours ago

OMG ASTRAL TWINS

 

[Zu]

I have no idea why Wide Awake Club came to mind so I can only blame Satanic thought transmissions from @ButterTart

 

[dmlaw]

The only thought transmissions that I get from ButterTart are him singing ‘Diggy Diggy Hole’ to himself over and over again.

 

[Dark Carnival]

It’s not like there aren’t lots of modern things for that awful lazy @Dark Carnival to chat about. SPICE GIRLS! OTHER MODERN THINGS!

!

 

[big ron]

Enjoy my peaks everyone x

Show peaks pls

 

[Kate]

Show peaks pls

Spoiler: just 4 u bbz x

 

[Kate]

soz I’m a mess, I only went to the cinema (BANG! LYRICAL BLOW TO THE JAW)

 

[big ron]

Cor

 

[big ron]

soz I’m a mess, I only went to the cinema (BANG! LYRICAL BLOW TO THE JAW)

I might go and see it again

 

[Kate]

STEVES

 

[big ron]

STEVES

Haha yeah buzzing for the lad x

 

[Kate]

He looked genuinely fit when they did him up for the photo shoot

 

[ButterTart]

The only thought transmissions that I get from ButterTart are him singing ‘Diggy Diggy Hole’ to himself over and over again.

I don't know, there's some sort of telepathic foul play behind you stealing all those songs from my ASFM shortlist.

 

[Alla]

Hi, summer is over, did I miss anything?

 

[Alla]

Other than Zu coming back from the grave. Everything ok, hun? x

 

[Soldi]

Yay Alla

 

[Zu]

Other than Zu coming back from the grave. Everything ok, hun? x

Well obviously that’s been everyone’s highlight. Not much else has happened. There was the horrific fire in the lounge in which a few posters sadly died but not ones we’ll miss