Queen Elizabeth II DEAD

[Eddie]

Isn't it just more a case of what else is there to say?

This. She was 96 and there was the requisite media blitz that said it ALL really.

 

[Sheena]

I’m sorry, loves, but I JUST DON’T CARE

 

[Iguana]

NEW PORTRAIT

BBC News - New photo of Queen's fell pony Emma released after funeral attendance

New photo of Queen's fell pony Emma released after funeral attendance

She was one of the Queen's favourite ponies and appeared at the monarch's funeral.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Finn]

Yawn. TURN IT INTO GLUE

 

[Lucille]

More photo shoots of PONIES please, such a great use of our money.

 

[Lucille]

I don’t even know if I’m being sarcastic, I would welcome weekly Corgi photoshoots tbh.

 

[lolly]

I don’t even know if I’m being sarcastic, I would welcome weekly Corgi photoshoots tbh.

Ideally Dark Moopy appropriate

 

[Lucille]

Get them in some tights.

 

[Lucille]

 

[octophone]

The horses are heroes. It was priceless watching the cortege marching through those massive piles of horseshit and not being able to swerve them. There was one absolutely massive one which could not possibly have come from a single horse and everyone had to just trudge through it. One of the highlights of the funeral.

 

[octophone]

On the left - look at that. That is one enormous shit. You can see it in the bloke's face as well. Spent hours shining those shoes and *flomf* straight into a huge pile of dung. Fucking priceless.

 

[GNL]

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The corgis' first day at Prince Andrew's house

 

[octophone]

The corgis' first day at Prince Andrew's house

Nonce Andrew - "I'm allergic to nylon so I can't have done it"

Emily Maitlis - "You're wearing tights just now"

Nonce Andrew - "I can have you killed,. you know that don't you?"

 

[Tisch]

Yawn. TURN IT INTO GLUE

Love that Kylie song!

 

[Sheena]

[Daily Express]THE SADNESS IN ITS EYES[/Daily Express]

 

[Diddy]

Love that Kylie song!

3/10!

 

[GinAg (39)]

 

[Alla]

So she was a morlock. That explains a few things.

 

[lolly]

 

[GNL]

How did that flop puppet show cost so much money?

 

[COB]

I had no idea the revived Spitting Image was still going Talk about zero cultural impact!

 

[lolly]

I thought it had been axed

 

[Ellie]

£9m just on sketches involving the Queen? HOW?

 

[lolly]

Yes, it was cancelled in November last year.

Apparently political debate has lost its sense of humour. I'm sure only being on Britbox didn't help much, either.

 

[Funky]

I think it was brought back as a loss lead for Britbox. They’d probably argue it did its job.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Meghan claims another victim

BBC News - Horse that led Queen's funeral procession to Windsor Castle dies

Horse that led Queen's funeral procession to Windsor Castle dies

Police horse Aurora led the procession down the Long Walk as the Queen made her final journey.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Meghan claims another victim

BBC News - Horse that led Queen's funeral procession to Windsor Castle dies

Horse that led Queen's funeral procession to Windsor Castle dies

Police horse Aurora led the procession down the Long Walk as the Queen made her final journey.

www.bbc.co.uk

Most important question still unanswered though.

MONGE OR GLUE?

 

[Suomi]

Oh thank god it’s just the horse thought she died again

 

[Indie]

Most important question still unanswered though.

MONGE OR GLUE?

If horses are so good at being glue, why do we have to nail their shoes on?

 

[Kratz]

Oh thank god it’s just the horse thought she died again

Maybe she is coming back temporarily whilst Charles is poorly.

 

[GinAg (39)]