RANDOM THINGS YOU HATE

Star said:
And now, do you still feel that way in your current line of work? You do SUCH an important job!
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Not in the slightest. But it took me a while to get here. I appreciate that my current job is worthwhile and I've never felt more obliged to work hard in a career than this one.

I mean I did do customer support for The Sun for five years, a job which I regularly stated wouldn't matter if it didn't exist.
 
It’s on my phone and I’m sick! I saw there was something in the inbox and had to look!
 
The right/wrong way for toilet roll is something that has never bothered me, and I'm not sure I have a fixed way of doing it.

I'm too relieved to find one there than to worry about if the hanging bit is facing forwards or backwards.
 
A good example this lunchtime

You have VERY limited time (we get 30 minutes and it takes me about 13 each way to get to the shop and back) and just want to buy one little snack. You have the one snack in your hand, exact cash at the ready. Rather than the polite "oh you only have one thing, go ahead of me" which would mean I could complete the transaction in 10 seconds, this ~97 year old with a basket of stuff and all the (remaining) time in the world spots you heading to the checkout and suddenly finds she can move like Usain Bolt as well as finding a route that blocks yours, so she can get there first. Then once her place ahead of you is secured, reverts to moving at 0.00001% the speed of a snail. About to run out of time, and knowing that after a slow passing and packing of all the goods will be followed by about 5 minutes of rummaging through her purse, you return to work hungry.
 
I know I go on about not liking football, but the constant going on about the England Women’s team being “Lionesses” really gets my hackles up. I know the men are technically the Lions, but no one refers to them as that multiple times per fucking sentence when chatting about the team. It’s so mawkish.
 
Cloud said:
A good example this lunchtime

You have VERY limited time (we get 30 minutes and it takes me about 13 each way to get to the shop and back) and just want to buy one little snack. You have the one snack in your hand, exact cash at the ready. Rather than the polite "oh you only have one thing, go ahead of me" which would mean I could complete the transaction in 10 seconds, this ~97 year old with a basket of stuff and all the (remaining) time in the world spots you heading to the checkout and suddenly finds she can move like Usain Bolt as well as finding a route that blocks yours, so she can get there first. Then once her place ahead of you is secured, reverts to moving at 0.00001% the speed of a snail. About to run out of time, and knowing that after a slow passing and packing of all the goods will be followed by about 5 minutes of rummaging through her purse, you return to work hungry.
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Tarot suggests taking a PACKED LUNCH in

BRILLIANTLY SIMPLE, SIMPLY BRILLIANT :disco:
 
Cloud said:
A good example this lunchtime

You have VERY limited time (we get 30 minutes and it takes me about 13 each way to get to the shop and back) and just want to buy one little snack. You have the one snack in your hand, exact cash at the ready. Rather than the polite "oh you only have one thing, go ahead of me" which would mean I could complete the transaction in 10 seconds, this ~97 year old with a basket of stuff and all the (remaining) time in the world spots you heading to the checkout and suddenly finds she can move like Usain Bolt as well as finding a route that blocks yours, so she can get there first. Then once her place ahead of you is secured, reverts to moving at 0.00001% the speed of a snail. About to run out of time, and knowing that after a slow passing and packing of all the goods will be followed by about 5 minutes of rummaging through her purse, you return to work hungry.
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The last time this happened to me I caught up with the old cow by the cash machines and her card got sucked in. :basil:
 
The word SOPHOMORE

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FUCK OFF AND JUST SAY SECOND FFS
 
You know what I've had it with:

People at the gym who don't use a towel and/or wipe/disinfect the machines after they are done. Did everyone get raised by WOLVES?
 
People that have 15 usernames who are clearly the same people. Nothing wrong with a bit of dissociative personality disorders BUT it gets very confusing in forum sense, especially when some are far more entertaining than others.
 
Rita said:
People that have 15 usernames who are clearly the same people. Nothing wrong with a bit of dissociative personality disorders BUT it gets very confusing in forum sense, especially when some are far more entertaining than others.
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Such as? Don't be coy!
 
British people saying 'mac and cheese' rather than macaroni cheese
 
Porn stars making themselves look a BIT NONCEY with members of the Stranger Things cast in their instagram captions :(



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