Rupert Murdoch is terrible

I'm not sure if Jerry Hall has a legacy but, if so, she's just ruined it.
 
I wonder if she'll be able to keep a straight face during the "For richer and for poorer, in sickness and in health" part of the vows?
 
I always thought she was BETTER than this, but clearly she is the GOLDDIGGING CUNT we all thought she was
 
It's like pass the parcel with old rich men and currently she's winning.
 
Ewwww.

That's gross.

I was reading recently how Mick Jagger has told her to get out of their family home in London as soon as their youngest turns 18 - because they were not legally married, it remains his.

But surely Jerry could have found herself an age-appropriate banker to take care of her?
 
This made me laugh on Twitter

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I don't know. That's some pretty impressive gold digging for a woman of sixty.
 
Her ambition only out-stretched by her forehead. The wedding kiss will rival Liza & David and Michael & Lisa-Marie for comedy horror.
 
I hope Jerry has had the foresight to have harvested and frozen some eggs and get at least 1 ejaculation from old Rupes.
She needs to get pregnant and quick - to get some of that empire.
 
Truly one of the most compellingly awful things I've ever seen.

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Maybe that's where he discovered she'll fuck any old prune for $$$
 
This love story for the ages had a development today.

At the tender age of 59, Jerry Hall is finally a bride.

Rupert's her first legal husband.

Now I ain't saying she's a gold digger.
But she ain't playing with no broke 84 year old.
 
i don't get why everyone is so against this union. why does it have to be about money? she's hardly got young flesh left to sell. maybe they just have matching awful personalities.
 
I was listening to Cristina's You Rented A Space in the car just minutes ago and all I could think of was a Cherry-soaked Jerry performing it to heart-chilling effect in a one woman show.
 
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I just saw that. Fucking mental. It's not a premature April Fool, is it?
 
Wasn't Wendi supposed to be shagging Tony Blair as well?

Maybe's she's the illuminati.
 
If there's a pattern to her dating history she's probably just getting close to him so she can exhume Stalin's sexy, evil corpse and marry that.
 
I'm amused to discover that she changed her name from DENG WENGE to WENDI "when a more open and international mood took hold" :D
 
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