Spain 2022 - Chanel · SloMo

[COB]

It's TIME



to FACE

 

[Alla]

Here we go.

 

[Iguana]

Finally

 

[Alla]

Pastora!

 

[VoR]

When was the last time Spain scored 12 points from anyone? Was it Ruth in 2014?

 

[COB]

They should do an opening GROUP NUMBER with the Covid guy on a TV on wheels like when I was at primary school

 

[Tisch]

TITS OUT FOR PASTORA! Rigoberta WHO?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

The one (1) acceptable ballad.

 

[COB]

I love Pastora so much. Wasn't she afflicted with stage fright a few years ago?

 

[Tisch]

I see she's taken @Diddy's advice and worn her hair down

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Why would you start the show with a song SO MUCH BETTER than anything on offer?

 

[Alla]

Where is @Soldi Bandini?

 

[Tisch]

Those 10 years have done a number on her voice has she been on the FAGS?

 

[Soldi]

When was the last time Spain scored 12 points from anyone? Was it Ruth in 2014?

2016!

 

[Alla]

Why would you start the show with a song SO MUCH BETTER than anything on offer?

I think this song is not that good, is Pastora who elevates it up there.

 

[Iguana]

Awful

 

[Alla]

That VOX

 

[Soldi]

Where is @Soldi Bandini?

Here with my tits out in support of RIGOBERTA

 

[Iguana]

Is this a JOKE?

 

[COB]

Not a fan of these changes! It's not MAN IN THE MIRROR

 

[VoR]

If she'd worn her hair like this in 2012 maybe she would have gone top 8

 

[Soldi]

Is this a JOKE?

What is wrong with you?

 

[Tisch]

I need to watch the Eurovision performance of that STAT, I don't want it SULLIED

 

[Iguana]

What is wrong with you?

I don't know, maybe I have ears?

 

[Kratz]

Alaska is here and she really REALLY cares

 

[Alla]

Poor Alaska looking like an adorable gnome, and I bet she's wearing 12" heels.

 

[Tisch]

Hang on, it isn't Fangoria?

 

[VoR]

I didn't watch the semi finals but I'm already LIVING for Elvira, Mistress of the Purple Stocking

 

[Kratz]

Is the lady in the pink dress the lady who we last saw with pink hair?

 

[COB]

I think I just ruined everything by looking up Alaska's age!

She's...

Spoiler

only 58!

 

[Soldi]

Hang on, it isn't Fangoria?

Yes, of ASFM fame!

 

[Alla]

Hang on, it isn't Fangoria?

She's the Fangoria singer, if that's what you mean.

 

[Kratz]

I think I just ruined everything by looking up Alaska's age!

She's...

Spoiler

only 58!

Surely the digits are the wrong way round?!

 

[COB]

I didn't watch the semi finals but I'm already LIVING for Elvira, Mistress of the Purple Stocking

She's an ASFM and Drag Race España legend!

 

[Soldi]

Poor Alaska looking like an adorable gnome, and I bet she's wearing 12" heels.

I might start calling tiny @Dark Carnival an adorable gnome.

 

[Tisch]

Yes, of ASFM fame!

She's the Fangoria singer, if that's what you mean.

I'm confused is Fangoria a character? Or the name of the song? Either way, I am learning something new tonight!

 

[Alla]

I think I just ruined everything by looking up Alaska's age!

She's...

Spoiler

only 58!

Yeah, I think she was 14 or so when she worked with Almodovar in his first movie.

 

[COB]

I'm confused is Fangoria a character? Or the name of the song? Either way, I am learning something new tonight!

It's the name of her band I think!

 

[Alla]

I'm confused is Fangoria a character? Or the name of the song? Either way, I am learning something new tonight!

Fangoria is the name of the group, Alaska is the female singer.

 

[COB]

There really is something about that Icelandic bloke.