Spain 2023: Bianca Paloma - Eaea

[Apoca]

Blame @Apoca!

Still Trashing (Trashes 2% faster everytime Sam TEEN is mentioned)

 

[IntoTheDark]

The way this is going to BOMB the televote!

All jokes aside I can't actually imagine a world where it DOESN'T bomb

 

[Zu]

Her name is practically the same as the still very popular and much-loved song UNA PALOMA BLANCA, isn’t it?

SHE’S JUST A BIRD IN THE SKY

 

[Alla]

Her name is practically the same as the still very popular and much-loved song UNA PALOMA BLANCA, isn’t it?

SHE’S JUST A BIRD IN THE SKY

Yes, white pigeon. Paloma is a popular female name here, thankfully ithis one doesn't translate as a slur.

Actually, Blanca is also a common first name here.

 

[Zu]

You wouldn’t see THIS getting nothing in the televote!



HANDS OFF GIRLS - I SAW HIM FIRST

 

[Penelope]

NAR: God I can't fucking wait for Eaea (Eurovision's Dance Break Edit)

 

[Penelope]

It also occurs on contemplation that this is LITERALLY the sound of saving the wetlands.

 

[Saltwater]

 

[MegaDolly]

 

[VoR]

Not Blanca related but I'm crying laughing all over again at this absolute show from last night.



What a woman!

 

[VoR]

The way it just goes ON and ON and ON

 

[IntoTheDark]

The way it just goes ON and ON and ON

The original version is only half the length!! Did she perform it twice in a row??

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Not Blanca related but I'm crying laughing all over again at this absolute show from last night.



What a woman!

OMG I just GOT to this

WTF it's like a RINGTONE that keeps looping but with the added benefit of a turquoise POLYESTER SHEEN!!

Oh GOD she just started another song?? I assumed she would be a ONE AND DONE!!

 

[VoR]

Have you got to the part where she starts tearfully HONKING ALONG to her own clip package yet?

I have no idea who she is, but INSTANT ICON

 

[IntoTheDark]

I have no idea who she is

 

[Alla]

There is some MAJOR DRAMA going on and BenidormFest might be over soon, because the HoD (left) and the other blonde, who works in TVE and is above her, both responsible of BF, have unfollowed each other on twitter and IG, and some big names from the music industry that were tight with the HoD have unfollowed her too. No idea what happened but here for some proper catfight

 

[Tisch]

OT: Who's online?

SHALL WE?

 

[Raining on Me]

I love EaeAEAEaaa to bits, but it does bring to mind this other flamenco inspired ART that was cruelly publicly shamed



Hopefully voters have learned that being MOANED at for three minutes flamenco style is a PRIVILEGE!

 

[Lucille]

WHAT A WOMAN!

 

[Lucille]

To this day this is still how I envisage @Dark Käärnijväl

 

[Dark Carnival]

To this day this is still how I envisage @Dark Käärnijväl

Honestly, I can only WISH to have as much ALLURE!

 

[Dark Carnival]

I love EaeAEAEaaa to bits, but it does bring to mind this other flamenco inspired ART that was crucially publicly shamed



Hopefully voters have learned that being MOANED at for three minutes flamenco style is a PRIVILEGE!

The cut to the BARE FOOT still gets me every time!

 

[Saltwater]

Eurovisión 2023 - Primer minuto exclusivo de Blanca Paloma

Disfruta en RTVE Play del primer minuto exclusivo del ensayo realizado de la actuación de Blanca Paloma de este miércoles 10 de mayo en el escenario de Eurov...

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[Beverley]

It was everything tonight

 

[Saltwater]

Ok changing prediction to winner.

 

[Soldi]

It is very good, almost identical to Benidorm Fest but I honestly can’t see it winning. It’ll do very well with the juries but who’s going to pick up the phone for it?

 

[Beverley]

She’s right

 

[Penelope]

It is very good, almost identical to Benidorm Fest but I honestly can’t see it winning. It’ll do very well with the juries but who’s going to pick up the phone for it?

PERVERTS and THE MENTALLY DISTURBED!

 

[Penelope]

 

[Soldi]

I suppose a WEEK AWAY in VALENCIA would be nice

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

who’s going to pick up the phone for it?

I will

 

[Lucille]

Me, picking up the phone for Blanca.

 

[Alla]

It is very good, almost identical to Benidorm Fest but I honestly can’t see it winning. It’ll do very well with the juries but who’s going to pick up the phone for it?

I won't

 

[Alla]

PERVERTS and THE MENTALLY DISTURBED!

Thanks for your vote. x

 

[Apoca]

I know it's not for everyone and I can only take it in small doses but it is perfect at what it does.

 

[Lucille]

I like this VIOLENT NOISE ART!

 

[Apoca]

I like this VIOLENT NOISE ART!

A genre only appreciated by those with a taste for the finer art forms in life.

 

[Lucille]

I need a gets 5% faster every time she says EAEA version.

 

[Kratz]

Who was that Spanish singers whose boobs fell out?

Yes I’ve had a beer

 

[Tisch]

Who was that Spanish singers whose boobs fell out?

Yes I’ve had a beer

Salomé?