Spain 2023: Bianca Paloma - Eaea

[Alla]

Who was that Spanish singers whose boobs fell out?

Yes I’ve had a beer

That was Javine, love.

 

[Kratz]

Noooooo

Hang on, I’ll find her

 

[Tisch]

Noooooo

Hang on, I’ll find her

Do you mean Rigoberta from last year?

 

[Dark Carnival]

I know it's not for everyone and I can only take it in small doses but it is perfect at what it does.

A MESS!

 

[Kratz]

No (not Rigoberta)

 

[Dark Carnival]

Noooooo

Hang on, I’ll find her

REMEDIOS AMAYA?

 

[Alla]

A MESS!

Yes we get it, you don't like it, BYE!

 

[Velvet Skies]

I know it's not for everyone and I can only take it in small doses but it is perfect at what it does.

Love the song, strongly dislike the new version of her outfit ! Overall I have a feeling she's gonna flop like Alvan & Ahez last year

 

[Dark Carnival]

Yes we get it, you don't like it, BYE!

THE STUDIO VERSION IS IN MY TOP 10 THIS YEAR CALM THE FUCK DOWN

 

[Alla]

Ater watching the performance, I have a terrible feeling she's gonna do really well with the juries, by far the best live vocals this year IMO, but I don't see this is for everyone and the televote could be a nasty surprise. I fear for those poor Spanish loons who are convinced she's winning, because there could be mass suicides.

 

[Alla]

Mind you I have the exact same feeling about La Zarra, it's so hard to tell with these women!

 

[Saltwater]

Mind you I have the exact same feeling about La Zarra, it's so hard to tell with these women!

Zarra hasn't exactly served the same level of vocals tho

 

[Apoca]

"Leave me out of zis, s'il vous plaît - or no one will sit on you"

 

[Kratz]

Is it too much to ask for somebody other than Loreen and Blanka to sing in TUNE?!

 

[Apoca]

Is it too much to ask for somebody other than Loreen and Blanka to sing in TUNE?!

Nothing but respect for our goddesses.

 

[Kratz]

Nothing but respect for our goddesses.

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All we need now is LADY DI looking down on them

 

[Velvet Skies]

Nothing but respect for our goddesses.

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"One of us is a recording artist... and one is a singeeer"

 

[Dark Carnival]

Blanka: I WANNA THANK ALL THE HATERS!

YES QUEEN!

 

[Kratz]

Blanka: I WANNA THANK ALL THE HATERS!

YES QUEEN!

Did she say that?!?!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Did she say that?!?!

SHE JUST DID! !

 

[Kratz]

SHE JUST DID! !

Good for her!

 

[Lucille]

BEJBA!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Why did I post this here?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Shit, loves, I'm drunk

 

[VoR]

While I was in line for the toilets at Euroclub last night, a drunk Spanish fan looked me square in the eyes and barked "BLANCA PALOMA! WILL SHE WIN?"

I may have peed down my leg a little from sheer fear.

 

[Zu]

While I was in line for the toilets at Euroclub last night, a drunk Spanish fan looked me square in the eyes and barked "BLANCA PALOMA! WILL SHE WIN?"

I may have peed down my leg a little from sheer fear.

Next time this happens, look up YOU’RE HAVING A FUCKING LAUGH AREN’T YOU LOVE on Google Translate and BARK BACK

 

[Raining on Me]

I worry this is going to REPEL and FRIGHTEN most casual viewers I really hope it doesn't though.

If this flops, the wrath and anguish of the Spanish gays will surely cause Spain to SNAP OFF at the Pyrenees and sink westwards into the Atlantic, taking Portugal with it, with Mimicat's sofa never to be found again

 

[Lucille]

Never have I both rooted for and against a song so strongly.

 

[Saltwater]

 

[Alla]

Never have I both rooted for and against a song so strongly.

Me exactly with Croatia

 

[Alla]

Obviously I want this to do very well/win, but something inside of me is boiling, because I can't cope with more "WHY DON'T YOU THINK WE'RE WINNING AND HOW DARE YOU!?!?" so if this fails to make the top 5, and I think that's quite possible, I won't feel too bad

 

[Raining on Me]

Do the Spanish casuals do the "Europe hates us!" nonsense when they get a flop?

Does ANY other country? Or is that a charming UK trait?

 

[Velvet Skies]

Do the Spanish casuals do the "Europe hates us!" nonsense when they get a flop?

Does ANY other country? Or is that a charming UK trait?

Nooo, the French feel the same way and actually think the Contest is shit, so don't worry

 

[Alla]

Do the Spanish casuals do the "Europe hates us!" nonsense when they get a flop?

Does ANY other country? Or is that a charming UK trait?

I guess that's the case for many countries.

 

[Saltwater]

Do the Spanish casuals do the "Europe hates us!" nonsense when they get a flop?

Does ANY other country? Or is that a charming UK trait?

I think countries that are linguistically isolates like Greece, Albania, Armenia probably feel this way even more. It was very much the standard here before the language rule change.

 

[Raining on Me]

I think countries that are linguistically isolates like Greece, Albania, Armenia probably feel this way even more. It was very much the standard here before the language rule change.

That makes sense, but most of those countries have never sent Electro Velvet, Josh Dubovie and James Newman and STILL felt hard done by

 

[auretz]

Last on the televote would hate to be a breakable item in a Spanish eurofan’s house right now

 

[Alex]

Last on the televote would hate to be a breakable item in a Spanish eurofan’s house right now

My least favourite too, vile

 

[Saltwater]

 

[Samuel]

I love noise masquerading as music as much as the next person, but this really was utter shit.