Strictly 2022

[Rita]

Oh ROSE.

My favourite ever Strictly winner I think.

 

[Rita]

INCREDIBLE.

 

[Rita]

What unfortunate trousers.

 

[Rita]

ELLIE TAYLOR just HAS to do well.

 

[FetchFugly]

ELLIE TAYLOR just HAS to do well.

I really want her to be good.

 

[ButterTart]

Catching up on this now. Watching them all mince down the stairs it’s actually a brilliant cast.

 

[FetchFugly]

I think Matt is right - I suspect patience will be required from his partner.

 

[Rita]

I think Matt is right - I suspect patience will be required from his partner.

What’s with his hair? He looks so much better with a hat. I’m not sure if it’s a transplant/weave/sprayed on hair?

 

[FetchFugly]

Dan Walker and now Matt Goss. Oh Nadiya, good luck.

 

[FetchFugly]

What’s with his hair? He looks so much better with a hat. I’m not sure if it’s a transplant/weave/sprayed on hair?

It is really strange. The colour is most unnatural too.

 

[FetchFugly]

Have they put Neil on the bench AGAIN in favour of the two new dancers?

 

[FetchFugly]

Have they put Neil on the bench AGAIN in favour of the two new dancers?

I may have been getting ahead of myself. They may have just passed over the other spare Cameron.

 

[Rita]

Richie and Giovanni are a FANTASTIC pairing.

 

[FetchFugly]

Richie and Giovanni are a FANTASTIC pairing.

Giovanni will be a good foil for him and it will be interesting to see Giovanni not really being competitive for the first time ever.

 

[Rita]

Kaye Adams is EASILY the best Loose woman.

 

[FetchFugly]

So Jayde is in a same sex partnership

And Karen has another new hairdo.

 

[Rita]

So Jayde is in a same sex partnership

And Karen has another new hairdo.

I don’t know anything about Jayde. Is she gay?

 

[lolly]

So Jayde is in a same sex partnership

She is?

I did wonder what happened to the (comedian?) boyfriend she was offered pictured with on social media until a year+ ago.

 

[Rita]

Maybe Tony is going to be paired up with NEIL?

 

[FetchFugly]

I don’t know anything about Jayde. Is she gay?

No she is married to a man apparently but a supporter of the LGBTQ community.

 

[lolly]

Oh hang on (I'm not watching), Jayde is partnered with a woman on the show?

 

[Rita]

Oh hang on (I'm not watching), Jayde is partnered with a woman on the show?

Yes.

 

[FetchFugly]

Tony is quite likeable and has aged well but he is still a lanky sportsman so I wish Kayta luck.

 

[FetchFugly]

Kaye does not seem entirely pleased to be there. Not exactly embracing the sparkles going by that outfit either.

 

[FetchFugly]

Kai will be brought back to earth after AJ with Kaye.

Neil Jones officially SHELVED

 

[Rita]

Kaye does not seem entirely pleased to be there. Not exactly embracing the sparkles going by that outfit either.

I don’t think she is the most girliest of girls outside of television when she has people dressing her and the best make up artists working on her.

 

[Rita]

I can’t see Kaye lasting very long, but hope she surprises us.

 

[Rita]

I can’t see Kaye lasting very long, but hope she surprises us.

She is TERRIBLE.

 

[Rita]

Fleur seemed like the standout there for me unsurprisingly.

 

[FetchFugly]

She is TERRIBLE.

Tony Adams possibly managed to be even worse

 

[FetchFugly]

Fleur seemed like the standout there for me unsurprisingly.

Yes, she looked good doing her little bit. You can't really take too much from it but some of the other girls looked decent.

Tyler aside, all the guys seemed to be varying degrees of dad dancing.

 

[ButterTart]

Molly’s got quite the set of knockers on her

 

[rhythmbandit]

Ringers:
Fleur
Kim

Contenders:
Will
Jayde
Helen
Ritchie
Molly
Tyler

Journey contestants:
Tony
Both Ellie's
James

Comedy Duffers:
Kaye
Hamza
Matt

 

[straightorbroken]

Kym Marsh is looking a bit Vorderman-esque these days.

Hoping Vorderman to do a VMA Courtney Love at her during the post-race chat with Claudia in the balcony by throwing a calculator at her then. "Carol Vorderman is in deep, in dire need of attention tonight".

 

[straightorbroken]

That looks like a full can of mousse in Kym's partner's hair.

 

[straightorbroken]

Yes, Will will have his fans on here, but whatever age he is must be the cut off point for a certain kind of bit of rough losing their appeal for me. But obviously yes I'd still go there.

 

[straightorbroken]

Claudia's hair looks delightfully fluffy and soft.

 

[straightorbroken]

Loving the new dancer introductions.

 

[straightorbroken]

It was like the people in the background of Dee Jay's stage in Street Fighter II. That might just be me though.

 

[straightorbroken]

I AM PREGNANT.

Claudia <3