The American Song Contest 2022

Madame Mis-Teeq, tell us our future

  • This will be a huge success and eventually replace the current presidential election system

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • This will do well and birth new raven queens and viral moments

    Votes: 3 7.9%

  • This will do okay and chug along for a few years like X Factor USA and Becky Hill

    Votes: 15 39.5%

  • This will be a quiet flop - like some sad new Madonna album

    Votes: 16 42.1%

  • This will be a disaster - think Fyre Festival or S Club 3 turning up at your university

    Votes: 4 10.5%
  • Total voters
    38
This twink could totally turn up at Melfest and go direkt whenever he liked!



90 Texas
 
Louisiana....the staging's very STRIKING but I feel like we've already had one of these so far, and this is another one too many. Very placeholder Adele knock-off.



90 Texas
64 Louisiana
 
Nashville apparently the BACHELORETTE PARTY CAPITAL of the US
 
Oh Tennessee is pure shitkicker nonsense but VERY high production values. This is really really good for what it is!



90 Texas
64 Louisiana
81 Tennessee
 
I feel like I should like New Jersey a lot more than I do, but I appreciate shooting for melody. Maybe it's a grower?



90 Texas
64 Louisiana
81 Tennessee
70 New Jersey
 
Oh HOLY MELFEST DUET :D Love the camerawork, love the 'Molly SandΓ©n desperately pretending to emote being in love with X duet partner' energy, love the vocals going completely off a cliff during the second verse. This week is such a step up!



90 Texas
64 Louisiana
81 Tennessee
70 New Jersey
85 Alabama
 
Oh this is SO much fun :D And not a single word of it live :disco: 10/10 no notes! (from her or me)



90 Texas
64 Louisiana
81 Tennessee
70 New Jersey
85 Alabama
88 Florida
 
Holy FUCK at how ABBA the Jewel song is! This is INCREDIBLE!

 
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90 Texas
64 Louisiana
81 Tennessee
70 New Jersey
85 Alabama
88 Florida
100 Alaska
 
Penelope said:
OMG this EDM HORROR from South Carolina!!! 😍
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That was like being beaten to death by 2011



90 Texas
64 Louisiana
81 Tennessee
70 New Jersey
85 Alabama
88 Florida
100 Alaska
74 South Carolina
 
SCREAM at Alaska and South Carolina immediately going into the bottom two slots in the jury rankings! :D
 
Penelope said:
Oh this is SO much fun :D And not a single word of it live :disco: 10/10 no notes! (from her or me)



90 Texas
64 Louisiana
81 Tennessee
70 New Jersey
85 Alabama
88 Florida
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This is my favorite. But I still love Oklahoma most
 
I love that the shitty states I thought would send Republican shit went for slut anthems instead
 
I kind of like the Taio Cruz song that South Carolina went with
 
Left the room for South Dakota - love that Christer was thoughtful enough to put in piss breaks for the gays the one week this is any good!

90 Texas
64 Louisiana
81 Tennessee
70 New Jersey
85 Alabama
88 Florida
100 Alaska
74 South Carolina
30 South Dakota
 
Bribing the hosts with necklaces already - this Northern Marianas Islands Sergey is HUNGRY for it
 
Delaware's VT literally being one long ode to tax evasion! :D :D :D
 
That was great!

90 Texas
64 Louisiana
81 Tennessee
70 New Jersey
78 Alabama
86 Florida
100 Alaska
74 South Carolina
30 South Dakota
89 Delaware
 
1. Florida
2. South Carolina
3. Texas

A top 3 ranking I thought I’d never do
 
The fucking turtle :D Anyway, this is dreck.



90 Texas
60 Louisiana
81 Tennessee
70 New Jersey
78 Alabama
86 Florida
100 Alaska
74 South Carolina
30 South Dakota
89 Delaware
17 Northern Mariana Islands
 
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