The Real Housewives of Melbourne

[Alex]

At least Gamble can now focus on her glittering pop career full time.

SILVER BULLET OUT NOW
WARNING CONTAINS SPIDERS

 

[Will]

It's fine. As soon as The Real Housewives of New York City: Legacy becomes a huge hit, we'll get The Real Housewives of Melbourne filming. Right?

 

[Apoca]

 

[jivafox]

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

Who is this hot piece?

 

[jivafox]

The dream team went for dinner with producers and then a drunk Pettifleur and Gamble went on Instagram Live and said they were talking about the show but can’t say anything yet

 

[Iguana]

Umm, what about Andrea?

 

[jivafox]

Umm, what about Andrea?

 

[Apoca]

No Janet?

 

[Devil]

Pettifleur doesn’t DRINK

 

[Apoca]

Pettifleur doesn’t DRINK

JanetSlidingDownTheCouch.gif

 

[Apoca]

The dream team went for dinner with producers and then a drunk Pettifleur and Gamble went on Instagram Live and said they were talking about the show but can’t say anything yet

This tweet has cured my cold AND my back pain.

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

DEVASTED about the (alleged!!) cancellation news, but in many ways it's probably for the best.
There's absolutely no way that if they brought it back with Gina and Lydia that one (or both) of them wouldn't say something at best problematic or at worst racist
Gina Liano would 100% get cancelled off the screen in 2022, unless she's had a full-blown personality transplant. I'm sure Gina knows that too, and it probably played into her decision not to come back for season 5 in the first place.

Season 1 must be 10, maybe 15 years old at this point??

 

[Lucille]

Whilst I’m sad that it’s over, I’m glad Janet is retiring as pretty much Australia’s RICHEST WOMAN

 

[COB]

Nothing less than she deserves! God bless ROACHIE

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

That WOMAN is NUTTIER than SQUIRREL POO!!!!

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Oh shall we girls? For OLD TIMES!

 

[Lucille]

How have I never heard that ROT before!?

 

[Music]

How have I never heard that ROT before!?

My next ASFM entry sorted

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

How have I never heard that ROT before!?

Oh AS IF you weren't reaching for the poppers the SECOND those high class (and VERY EXPENSIVE SOUNDING) organ stabs chime in at 0.25
And the power of that VOCAL could move mountains!!

 

[Iguana]

I love how clear it is that she didn't hit a single one of those notes

 

[Apoca]

It's like hearing an ANGEL sing.


Or maybe it's a demon.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

OMG the 'rap' is everything

 

[Alex]

 

[Alex]

No Lydiot !

 

[jivafox]

I imagine the spinning top Chyka vetoed her presence.

 

[KindaCool]

BRING
BACK
ANDREA

 

[Apoca]

No Lydiot !

Maybe it was limited to 70 guests and she was the unlucky seventy-oneth.

 

[Tisch]

No Lydiot !

Janet posted this with Lydiot! (And all of them looking just lovely )

 

[Tisch]

Oh no that isn't her is it! It's the same woman in the one above. OOOoooOooOooooOooooPpppssss!!

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

But where is Pettifleur?!

 

[Tisch]

But where is Pettifleur?!

She's not there because she's 50, and she's skinny because she DOESN'T DRINK

 

[Suedehead]

Not an OG!

 

[Suedehead]

Stop.... the fuck!

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

She's not there because she's 50, and she's skinny because she DOESN'T DRINK

 

[Apoca]

She's not there because she's 50, and she's skinny because she DOESN'T DRINK

 

[jivafox]

She's not there because she's 50, and she's skinny because she DOESN'T DRINK

I’m 50 nearly and I’m fat and I don’t drink!

 

[Lucille]

omg

 

[jivafox]

 

[Devil]

‘Ok, so that’s a little bit further than Sally’s gone‘