ZenGiraffe
Who is SHE though?
This whole week is just going to be a write off, isn't it?
I’m fucking useless this week. I’ve dragged myself to the office or I’ll just sit in my pants wanking and drinking tea all dayThis whole week is just going to be a write off, isn't it?
This whole week is just going to be a write off, isn't it?
(so I need to leave the house in an HOUR and I’ve only just woken up )
This doesn't seem like an issue. That's loads of time.
Can we have a do-over on the summer?
Anything you say, mistress.OH SIT DOWN.
Well it appears my libido isn’t completely gone thanks to the TURKISH BUILDERS the landlord has got in to do up the flat next door.
GodSoldiLucille there’s more to life than just STUFFING YOUR HOOP.
DEAD BORED TOOUgh I’m bored
I don’t finish work for another four hours
Spread a diseaseDEAD BORED TOO
AND I WILLOh I meant @Soldi - but you too DC
Spread them IN ME xxxAND I WILL
My coworker just informed me that her astrologer told her that her son is her brother from another lifetime. Everyone else was listening but I had to leave the room to stop from laughing
Echidna Prostate?Just had a major blast from the past. I wonder if anyone else knows what it was.
if I is for Iguana Scrotum, E is for…?
People who believe in that stuff don’t want hear any logic or argument against it. If you don’t use logic to get an opinion, logic isn’t going to change your mind.It's awful isn't it?
A work colleague regularly pays for psychic readings and they aren't cheap. She'll come into work and tell us what the psychic said and how it turned out it was her nan coming through who said she was with her dad or it was Uncle Bob who she's never heard of but he says he was her grandad's best friend. I once tried to explain about the leading questions and tricks they use to dupe gullible people out of money and suggested she watched the Derren Brown documentary about them and she got all upset about it, this was when she went once in a blue moon, so now if anybody else asks how she got on with the psychic last night I have to go to the toilet or kitchen to stop myself upsetting her again (or laughing).
I honestly have a lot of beef with mediums, they prey on vulnerable people and fleece the fuck out of them.It's awful isn't it?
A work colleague regularly pays for psychic readings and they aren't cheap. She'll come into work and tell us what the psychic said and how it turned out it was her nan coming through who said she was with her dad or it was Uncle Bob who she's never heard of but he says he was her grandad's best friend. I once tried to explain about the leading questions and tricks they use to dupe gullible people out of money and suggested she watched the Derren Brown documentary about them and she got all upset about it, this was when she went once in a blue moon, so now if anybody else asks how she got on with the psychic last night I have to go to the toilet or kitchen to stop myself upsetting her again (or laughing).
Forgot to mention how a wonderful man from Sp*csavers saved my life today (sort of). I only have two pairs of glasses. One are my varifocals that I wear all the time and the other are reading glasses that have been upstairs in my bedroom for a couple of years and I've used maybe twice.
This morning I accidentally squashed my varifocals and they snapped in the corner, one arm was all skew-whiff pointing in completely the wrong direction and the lens had popped out at the top. I put my reading glasses on and the floor didn't look where it should be and I was feeling a bit seasick with them on so I rang the shop to ask whether I could just order a pair on my old prescription and how long they'd take. They said if I brought them in they'd have a look and see if they could repair them, I didn't think they could (they're a quite flimsy metal frame) but was going to town anyway so I took them in. Honestly the man that mended them was brilliant! Even though the corner is still broken you wouldn't even know and the best part was that it was free even though it took him 20 minutes. After I'd thanked him profusely I asked should I pay him or at the front desk and he said it was part of the aftercare service even though it was me that had broken them and not a fault with the glasses.
Going to get an eye test when the kids are back at school and get two pairs of varifocals so I have a spare next time.
Just had a major blast from the past. I wonder if anyone else knows what it was.
if I is for Iguana Scrotum, E is for…?