UK: The Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson years - problematic + infected + broke the law + electoral poison + sneks + not very good + OVER (funny)

[Lucille]

I’m just so happy Boris is having a terrible evening.

 

[GNL]

I’m just so happy Boris is having a terrible evening.

I wouldn't be so sure. He's probably happily humping a sofa cushion.

 

[GinAg (39)]

I hope Carrie leaves him and she fucks Ed Davey.

 

[ButterTart]

I wouldn't be so sure. He's probably happily humping a sofa cushion.

So disrespectful. Her name is Nadine.

 

[dmlaw]

I hope Carrie leaves him and she fucks Ed Davey.

I think we can be confident that Davey would insist upon wearing a condom.

 

[GinAg (39)]

I wonder if he'll fill the posts with agency staff

 

[Penelope]

I hope Carrie leaves him and she fucks Ed Davey.

Oh as if she isn't making come-hither eyes at Sajid Javid and a pool table right now.

 

[Ellie]

Wrong topic

 

[Madíson]

Starmer isn't Blair BUT they've not been able to pin shit on him.

He may still yet resign first.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Who she fucks next is surely more intriguing than who the next PM is?

Gove is single right?

 

[Madíson]

So happy I have Friday off to watch the Semis.

Dorries FTW

 

[Jark]

at least she's self aware?

 

[GinAg (39)]

He may still yet resign first.

I feel like he said knowing that he absolutely wouldn't need to.

 

[lolly]

at least she's self aware?

I'd have loved if she posted 420 instead of 100

 

[GinAg (39)]

Evil Ann Widdecombe on the TV. She's a big fan of decorative glass paper weights and has a Winnie the Pooh mouse pad.

 

[GNL]

Who she fucks next is surely more intriguing than who the next PM is?

Gove is single right?

I don't think she's his type.

 

[GNL]

You'd angle for the Beeb, wouldn't you?

 

[Loufoque]

Even if Starmer resigns, it only clears the path for the Legendary Legend Emily T to take the reins and give the world the fabulosity it's crying out for.

 

[octophone]

 

[big ron]

I wish they would just skip the upcoming Raab era and that Andy Burnham’s Mayor of Manchester gig would end so he can Usurp Kier Starmer as Labour leader and ultimately become the next elected Labour PM.

Be still my beating quim

 

[Calico Moonchild]

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[Madíson]

Zahawi is the last major Cabinet minister yet to confirm.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

I predict Nadhim Zahawi will resign tomorrow morning

And by predict I mean hope.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

 

[GinAg (39)]

 

[win_the_game]

Knuckle dragger Jonathan Gullis has resigned as Parliamentary private secretary. He was one of the hardcore Johnson loyalists was he not?

 

[Madíson]

You know you’re in trouble when this rabid gorilla resigns:

 

[Cerro de Casa]

The only thing that would have made this evening better would have been if Ron Atkins was covering this

But you can't have everything I suppose

 

[octophone]

Absolute bloodbath. I;d love footage of Johnson right now - drunk and raging, knowing it's over but totally refusing to bend.

Will he last to a reshuffle?

 

[Cerro de Casa]

 

[win_the_game]

You know you’re in trouble when this rabid gorilla resigns:

"Since being electing"
"I can no longer to serve"

 

[win_the_game]

And another one...

 

[Ellie]

 

[GinAg (39)]

Six down in the last couple of hours.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Nadhim Zahawi is absolutely ignoring his calls this evening.

 

[octophone]

 

[octophone]

Six down in the last couple of hours.

I'm almost turned on.

 

[COB]

Therese Coffey is off to some lovely drinks to celebrate British manufacturing, according to footage of her that was just on C4 news. A very convincing and normal thing!

 

[Cerro de Casa]

@Ag it's Ros

 

[Apoca]

The heart of the city is on fire.

The rats are leaving the sinking ship.