UK: The Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson years - problematic + infected + broke the law + electoral poison + sneks + not very good + OVER (funny)

[GNL]

"Since being electing"
"I can no longer to serve"

Proofreading is for the SNEERING ELITES.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Mood




You f----ed it up.

 

[lolly]

 

[octophone]

 

[GinAg (39)]

Nadhim Zahawi has just gone into Downing Street.

 

[Madíson]

 

[win_the_game]

 

[Madíson]

Urgh. Donelan is a fucking moron. The one job morons shouldn’t have is education.

 

[Calico Moonchild]

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[GNL]

Urgh. Donelan is a fucking moron. The one job morons shouldn’t have is education.

Based on her approach to higher education, I imagine she's already planning on how to stop the woke primary school mob NO-PLATFORMING with their so-called 'SAFEGUARDING'.

 

[Funky]

Jesus I went for a long nap and I miss all of THIS!

those other resignations suggest that people know something we don’t.

This is WONDERFUL.

 

[win_the_game]

Rumours that Johnson wants Truss to become Chancellor as that’s the role she’s wanted for a long time.

However Zahawi has threatened to resign if he doesn’t get moved from Education to the role.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[win_the_game]

Why would anyone want THAT job at the moment?

Surely it’s a poisoned chalice in a cost of living crisis with the public begging for help, and a party that wants to cut spending.

 

[Kratz]

Why would anyone want THAT job at the moment?

Surely it’s a poisoned chalice in a cost of living crisis with the public begging for help, and a party that wants to cut spending.

You have to bear in mind the incredibly high regard she is held in by herself.

 

[PercyPig]

Why would anyone want THAT job at the moment?

Surely it’s a poisoned chalice in a cost of living crisis with the public begging for help, and a party that wants to cut spending.

They’ll be thinking you can still blame Brexit if it goes a bit wrong.

 

[Madíson]

Urgh. Caroline Flint is on the BBC. Time to switch off.

 

[Soldi]

I think Nadine’s Twitter has been hacked?!

 

[GNL]

Urgh. Caroline Flint is on the BBC. Time to switch off.

 

[GinAg (39)]

 

[Soldi]

Penny WHO?

 

[GinAg (39)]

Nadhim Zahawi STILL in No.10

I imagine some nifty shitwagon-esque shenanigans.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Penny WHO?

The main thing you need to know is she's a great believer in homeopathy

 

[COB]

Penny WHO?

Star of ITV reality hit Splash:

 

[Jark]

Penny WHO?

she's one of the NOT TOTALLY DREADFUL ONES.

 

[Sheena]

MP for Portsmouth North

DEAR PENPEN is well known to me. Likes the gays but is fairly SHIT generally.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Nadhim Zahawi confirmed as Chancellor
BOOOOOO

 

[GinAg (39)]

POOR R LIZ

 

[Sheena]

HAVE WE HEARD FROM SUELLA YET?

 

[Funky]

As long as Boris has that revolving door of sycophants ready to support him no matter what harm he does to this country, he'll continue to double down every time his leadership his threatened. Anyone else would be toast after today. Losing two key allies for him is just a Tuesday afternoon. Cunt.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

MP for Portsmouth North

DEAR PENPEN is well known to me. Likes the gays but is fairly SHIT generally.

I see her often on Sunday POLITICS SOUTH
She seems alright

 

[GinAg (39)]

I've just realised Laura K is no longer political editor.

 

[Funky]

MP for Portsmouth North

is fairly SHIT generally.

That's high praise for a Tory, is she in the right job?

 

[GNL]

More Tory on Tory violence. So sad to see.

 

[win_the_game]

More Tory on Tory violence. So sad to see.

Not sure I agree with Madeline’s analogy. The Topic and Bounty are the best of the lot.

 

[Soldi]

There’s something FISHY about Madeline Grant that I’ve never liked.

 

[Kratz]

There’s something FISHY about Madeline Grant that I’ve never liked.

Yes! She’s quite unnerving. Like a murderous scullery maid in a Poirot

 

[ButterTart]

There’s something FISHY about Madeline Grant that I’ve never liked.

In Spain they call it el vagina.

 

[GNL]

Another for the heap.

 

[lolly]