UK: The Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson years - problematic + infected + broke the law + electoral poison + sneks + not very good + OVER (funny)

[Sheena]

Whilst it's hugely entertaining, I still don't think it's GOOD for us because there is the chance they'll find someone who can turn the tide in time.

I don't understand this election business either- can he trigger that solo?

 

[win_the_game]

Maybe it's his glasses but Darren Jones on Sky News is doing things to me.

 

[Madíson]

Booing at Pride

 

[GinAg (39)]

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[Madíson]

Maybe it's his glasses but Darren Jones on Sky News is doing things to me.

Jones is extremely in action.

 

[RJN]

so, is he actually likely to be gone?

 

[GinAg (39)]

so, is he actually likely to be gone?

I'd say VERY. He's absolutely lost confidence from most of his MPs. Almost impossible to carry on. Might be this week or next week.

 

[Loufoque]

I can't wait for the term levelling up to be throw into the political dustbin. That and get on with delivering for the British people.

 

[jivafox]

so, is he actually likely to be gone?

This man is a GENITAL WART. Don’t get too hopeful.

 

[GNL]

I can't wait for the term levelling up to be throw into the political dustbin. That and get on with delivering for the British people.

I wouldn't be so sure about that. They've still got those neanderthal northern Tory MPs to humour until the next election.

 

[Loufoque]

These gay MPs suddenly realising that this far-right, nationalist government was not actually working in the interests of the LGBTQ+ community...

 

[GNL]

If I were him I would simply go on a three day bender.

 

[Kate]

Check all the local Wetherspoons

 

[GinAg (39)]

If I were him I would simply go on a three day bender.

Check all the local Wetherspoons

Cold War Steve COME TO LIFE!

 

[win_the_game]

Nadine one of the few in the Cabinet Ministers remaining loyal. She won't be performing a U-bend.

Wow she's just turned up at No. 10!

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Dorries just hobbled in with a hand in her pocket and a face like a slapped ARSE

 

[GinAg (39)]

Imagine the scene with Nadine HANDCUFFING HERSELF TO HIS DESK SCREECHING while they read their prepared statements.

 

[GinAg (39)]

 

[Peekaboo]

She looks the BARRICADING type.

 

[VoR]

If I were him I would simply go on a three day bender.

He’s definitely swung by his dealer on the way home.

 

[Kratz]

Imagine the scene with Nadine HANDCUFFING HERSELF TO HIS DESK SCREECHING while they read their prepared statements.

Shades of Geri Halliwell locked in that car

 

[VoR]

Shades of Geri Halliwell locked in that car

The people around you
Won’t tell you how it is
Don't you think it's gone on long enough?
Take a look at yourself
Get out of the car
You know it's time
you've got to let it go
It’s gone

 

[COB]

I'm so glad I'm home and can finally follow this insanity properly

 

[Lucille]

TEARS?!! From WHO!?

 

[VoR]

TEARS?!! From WHO!?

They didn’t specify whether they were tears of mirth, joy, relief or ALL OF THE ABOVE.

 

[Kate]

Any objections to making this thread live again

 

[GinAg (39)]

IT WAS A CRY WANK. I WAS LOOKING AT TRACTORS AND IT TURNED OUT TO BE A BISEXUAL THREEWAY PISS PARTY.

 

[COB]

Huw Merriman talking to Huw Edwards at the moment.

Huw.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Huw Merriman

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Actually both Huws are

 

[Kate]

Huw, Huw, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble, CUNT

 

[GNL]

Huw Merriman talking to Huw Edwards at the moment.

Huw.

Sadness in his eyes

 

[Kate]

@Suedey ing a Tory is GROUNDS FOR BANNING. Consider this a WARNING

 

[Lucille]

Can I a Tory if I leave DRIPPINGS ON THE SHEETS?!?

 

[GinAg (39)]

 

[Kate]

Ooooh a WALL OF RESIGNEES

 

[Soldi]

BYE, BYE FOOL!

 

[big ron]

In Beijing, opening up new pork markets.

This is in my article

 

[big ron]

Any objections to making this thread live again

God no

 

[GNL]

Where’s Liz Truss in all of this?

Turns out she's on a flight to Indonesia for a conference, so she may be the only one actually *Boris voice* getting on with the job at hand.