UK: The Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson years - problematic + infected + broke the law + electoral poison + sneks + not very good + OVER (funny)

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Amanda Milling looks like the most A-TYPICAL British female Tory voter I've EVER SEEN!

Spoiler

You can imagine she was born in a BLUE WOMB!

 

[Peekaboo]

Every time I see Liz Truss I have to do a double take to convince myself it's not Lauren Harries.

 

[GinAg (39)]

It is a polling of Conservative members, to be fair. I wouldn't read too much into it.

They'll be voting to replace Johnson at some point in the next couple of years.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Amanda Milling looks like the most A-TYPICAL British female Tory voter I've EVER SEEN!

You can imagine she was born in a BLUE WOMB!

What a brutal face.

 

[Funky]

Fear for your fucking life.

how can ANYONE be satisfied with ANYTHING that Michael Gove has EVER done?

talk about a WALKING NEGATIVE EQUITY!

 

[RJN]

Is Liz Truss NOT considered a joke?? +75 is basically universal appeal. Why does it feel like there are so many people who find incompetence to be a positive?

 

[octophone]

Liz Truss is a moron. Incapable of fluent speech and all the personality of a breadstick.

Raab is a fucking weirdo. he has skeletons in his closet. And I'm not talking figuratively.

 

[Funky]

Also I’ve only just realised that Jeremy Hunt is not part of the cabinet anymore. I can’t remember what happened but this had perked me right up this afternoon.

 

[RJN]

Jacob Rees-Mogg does seem to be the scariest

 

[Funky]

JRM, Jeremy Cunt and Michael Fishface are my triumvirate of evil. I even hate Boris less.

 

[Soldi]

Is Liz Truss NOT considered a joke?? +75 is basically universal appeal. Why does it feel like there are so many people who find incompetence to be a positive?

The WHOLE government is a FUCKING JOKE.

 

[GNL]

If the question is who Tory members are most satisfied with their role in the cabinet, I assume her popularity is because she's seen as having been successfully negotiating trade deals ahead of Brexit.

The Conservative Home website says Rishi was previously higher but has had a 8 point drop, which they attribute to him mentioning the possibility of higher taxes. Tories gonna Tory.

 

[Lucille]

Is Liz Truss NOT considered a joke?? +75 is basically universal appeal. Why does it feel like there are so many people who find incompetence to be a positive?

I’M AS BAFFLED AS YOU ARE.

 

[jivafox]

What happened to that other moron who spaffed her chance at becoming PM because she suggested TREEZA was TOO BARREN for the job?

Tangled in a combine harvester I HOPE.

 

[RJN]

I’M AS BAFFLED AS YOU ARE.

At least she seems more incompetent than terrifying (what a high bar )

 

[Indie]

They'll be voting to replace Johnson at some point in the next couple of years.

Fingers crossed they vote for Truss then. Even the masses could figure out what a clueless moron she is.

 

[RJN]

Fingers crossed they vote for Truss then. Even the masses could figure out what a clueless moron she is.

The masses don't have an amazing track record of identifying a clueless moron

 

[Kate]

What happened to that other moron who spaffed her chance at becoming PM because she suggested TREEZA was TOO BARREN for the job?

Tangled in a combine harvester I HOPE.

Andrea Leadsom. SACKED from the Cabinet in February

 

[ButterTart]

What a brutal face.

Like if Anneka Rice was a harlequin baby.

 

[ButterTart]

Fuck me, Patel is SIXTH in that poll? This really does nothing for my belief that every conservative should be shot in the face.

 

[GNL]

Fuck off back to your pork market, Liz.

 

[jivafox]

DROP DEAD LIZ.

 

[ButterTart]

Fucking cancerous bitch.

This is the woman who trumpets the 'fantastic' deals she's securing with other countries, conveniently ignoring the fact that they're just rollovers of fantastic deals negotiated by the EU. So fucking THICK she accidentally advertises the EU every fucking time she tweets.

 

[dmlaw]

I was wondering exactly what made Liz Truss the Tories' favourite Tory and now it turns out that it's her brave pro-racism stance.

 

[octophone]

I was wondering exactly what made Liz Truss the Tories' favourite Tory and now it turns out that it's her brave pro-racism stance.

She looks like a pogo stick in a wig and speaks like an AI primary teacher.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Your friend and mine, Jacob Rees-Mogg, thinks it's despicable to feed starving kids if they're British.

 

[Lucille]

It’s like they’re TRYING to be as DESPICABLE as possible.

 

[ButterTart]

It’s like they’re TRYING to be as DESPICABLE as possible.

They can be, because this country is full of thick fucks who’ll allow Michael Gove to walk into their house and shit in their children’s mouths as long as he says something mean about foreigners. The desperate reaches by Tory filth on Twitter who are prepared to defend anything they do is genuinely sickening.

 

[Kate]

Mogg's been quiet lately. Obviously a good time to try to get himself back on top of the most disgusting loathsome cunt leaderboard. Well WELL DONE, YOU DID IT!

 

[Kate]

 

[ButterTart]

Mogg's been quiet lately. Obviously a good time to try to get himself back on top of the most disgusting loathsome cunt leaderboard. Well WELL DONE, YOU DID IT!

It takes some doing on the day Liz Truss was announcing her plan to end equality, but he really knocked it out of the park.

 

[Indie]

Mogg's been quiet lately. Obviously a good time to try to get himself back on top of the most disgusting loathsome cunt leaderboard. Well WELL DONE, YOU DID IT!

They're pretty much put him in a box recently. There's clearly a "media list" of people to trot out every now and then (Labour will have one too) and Moggy very much got cut after a series of gaffs.

Doesn't stop him from saying stupid shit in parliament though.

 

[octophone]

Nice to see that Boris is "hoping" to avoid a further lockdown. How about taking action to prevent it? No? Didn't fucking think so. I'd to see that cunt's head on a spike outside Westminster.

 

[Jark]

I mean, the action being taken to prevent it is the tier system involving the widespread closures of bars, restaurants and public events at which people meet up and spread the virus, and the rules against inter household mixing, no? what action would you like him to be taking that he isn't? a total ban on families meeting at Christmas?

 

[Kate]

I'm afraid I've been screaming SHUT THE FUCK UP KEIR this week. I AM NOT CANCELLING MY PLANS NOW

 

[GinAg (39)]

*FLUSH*

 

[VoR]

LOL at Boris sending Hancock out for this one.

 

[GNL]

I think Hancock is better for this. He's got a threatening aura. I don't want to leave the house knowing he could be out there.

 

[Suomi]

 

[Kate]