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What is CRUST supposed to be a pun for?! THRUST? TRUST? JUST? BUST?
What is CRUST supposed to be a pun for?! THRUST? TRUST? JUST? BUST?
He's a GAY TORY. That's embarrassing enough, no need to SLUT SHAME!Considering we're talking about a man famed for his penchant for getting pissed on in the darkroom in XXL, I'd say it's probably something of a kink at this point.
It's anonymous. But I imagine there'd be a huge reaction if he did it to the ones that have gone public about it either way.Random thought of the day: If Boris removes the whip from MPs who've submitted letters to 1922, do their letters become void?
they can be but you need to go to the butcher 'cos supermarket ones have horrid jelly.OT: Are pork pies nice? I don’t think I’ve ever had a Melton Mowbray.
Also it's useful lubricant if you're a Tory MP who likes to fuck pork. See how I brought the topic back round there
they can be but you need to go to the butcher 'cos supermarket ones have horrid jelly.
Rory Stewart digs the knife in...
I have a lot of (ex)Tories in my family but it was never such a stigma as it is now. Whatever people think of them as a party in general, they were at least credible and driven by some sort of value system, whereas now they only stand for Brexit and they even fucked that up.Absolutely skewered him. You don’t need to ever have been a Tory supporter to see the vast difference in intellect between what the parliamentary party was and what it now is.
Oh my God. I hope they’re ALL in it.The Telegraph are sticking the knife in again. Seems they have photographic evidence of the parties in the No. 10 basement.
She’d have been too busy DROWNING MIGRANTS in the channel!PLEASE LET PRITI BE THERE
AS IF YOU NEED A REASON TO DO THE LORDS WORKOh and PENNY. But just because I want to have a go at local Tories on Twitter
PLEASE LET PRITI BE THERE
Priti only goes to children's parties, because she likes to up-end a game of musical chairs with DRAWING PINS.
DON'T MAKE ME WARM TO HER!Priti only goes to children's parties, because she likes to up-end a game of musical chairs with DRAWING PINS.