United Kingdom 2022: Sam Ryder - SPACE MAN

[Nancy]

ESCUnited have just predicted the following top 5:

1 UK
2 Ukraine
3 Greece
4 Sweden
5 Spain

 

[Lucille]

I was rudely awoken from my afternoon nap by some queen in a nearby flat blasting Slo-Mo 3 times in a row.

They then put on Space Man, and promptly turned it off after a minute.

 

[ButterTart]

My friends are getting in touch for the annual Eurovision pre-chat and the hype is real. My mate told me he cried at the performance

 

[D5K]

My friends are getting in touch for the annual Eurovision pre-chat and the hype is real. My mate told me he cried at the performance

I told you that in confidence

 

[Alias #23]

I was rudely awoken from my afternoon nap by some queen in a nearby flat blasting Slo-Mo 3 times in a row.

They then put on Space Man, and promptly turned it off after a minute.

RUDE ALL ROUND!

CALL THE POLICE SAY THEY’RE SELLING CRACK

 

[Lucille]

RUDE ALL ROUND!

CALL THE POLICE SAY THEY’RE SELLING CRACK

70% likely to be TRUE tbh.

 

[Alias #23]

Never mind where R SAM ends up, I’m very excited about the potential novelty of the UK getting ACTUAL JURY POINTS

 

[Kratz]

Will he beat Alexa’s (WHO?) 654 televote points in this week’s glittering American Song Contest finale?

 

[Funky]

Will everyone be online tomorrow or will you busy hosting parties. I might get involved at some point to watch Sam.

I'm going to a FA Cup Final party

 

[Iguana]

I was rudely awoken from my afternoon nap by some queen in a nearby flat blasting Slo-Mo 3 times in a row.

They then put on Space Man, and promptly turned it off after a minute.

Who votes I move this to the Spain thread?

 

[Kratz]

Will everyone be online tomorrow or will you busy hosting parties. I might get involved at some point to watch Sam.

I'm going to a FA Cup Final party

It will be bedlam

 

[Lucille]

I’ll be at a UK euroclub tomorrow getting eurobummed to all the eurohits.

 

[Kratz]

I’ll be at a UK euroclub tomorrow getting eurobummed to all the eurohits.

Enjoy all the eurodič

 

[ButterTart]

There’s a clip of Sam’s jury performance on Twitter and kdhwbuoebeufhhsoeb gjduuehbedjebndishvd and I really mean it.

 

[Funky]

What's the jury performance? Is that the same as when he performed in Semi Final 2 as an INTERLUDE? I was a bit underwhelmed to be honest. He seemed nervous.

 

[ButterTart]

What's the jury performance? Is that the same as when he performed in Semi Final 2 as an INTERLUDE? I was a bit underwhelmed to be honest. He seemed nervous.

This is the one the juries vote on which happened tonight.

 

[Soldi]

BRIVIDI!!!

 

[Soldi]

What's the jury performance? Is that the same as when he performed in Semi Final 2 as an INTERLUDE? I was a bit underwhelmed to be honest. He seemed nervous.

FUCK OFF

 

[Funky]

I'm so confused. Why don't the juries vote on the performances on the night?

I thought the votes were as much about the live performance as the song itself. Or at least that's what it used to be, I haven't watched in about 30 years

 

[Alias #23]

There’s a clip of Sam’s jury performance on Twitter and kdhwbuoebeufhhsoeb gjduuehbedjebndishvd and I really mean it.

Does he do the WOAH YEAH? I like that addition

 

[Kratz]

I'm so confused. Why don't the juries vote on the performances on the night?

I thought the votes were as much about the live performance as the song itself. Or at least that's what it used to be, I haven't watched in about 30 years

DO YOUR RESEARCH!

 

[Lucille]

He really does LIGHT UP THE ROOM.

 

[Lucille]

When was our last DOUZE?

 

[Soldi]

When was our last DOUZE?

From the Australian jury in 2017!

 

[rhythmbandit]

Anyone from Moopy in the crowd?

 

[Beverley]

DO YOUR RESEARCH!

I mean, the AUDACITY!

 

[Alias #23]

From the Australian jury in 2017!

QUITE RIGHT TOO

Of course Malta giving Scooch 12 in 2007 was a treat. SO RICHLY DESERVED

 

[OutSynk]

Space MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

 

[ButterTart]

I'm so confused. Why don't the juries vote on the performances on the night?

I thought the votes were as much about the live performance as the song itself. Or at least that's what it used to be, I haven't watched in about 30 years

I’m not sure why they do it this way to be honest. I don’t know whether it’s so we’ve longer to collate the results, or so the overall score is split over two performances so if one was shit it’s not the end of the world.

 

[Madíson]

Cancel Sam Ryder now

It turns out his song is full of lies. Thanks Liverpool John Moores University.

 

[OutSynk]

I've upgraded my vote from 2 to 3 after seeing the performance.

 

[GinAg (39)]

So unless we've totally misread the situation, it looks like the UK are going to smash the Jury vote.

Which means we have wait longest to either be utterly humiliated, pleasantly surprised or drunkenly booking our AirBnb's in Exeter for May 2023.

 

[Penelope]

I’m not sure why they do it this way to be honest. I don’t know whether it’s so we’ve longer to collate the results, or so the overall score is split over two performances so if one was shit it’s not the end of the world.

Collation - also gives them time to audit jury votes.

 

[Kratz]

Just landed back in Blighty and see the natives are already going doolally in the streets at the prospect of this evening.

 

[Lucille]

Expectations in the press are SKY-HIGH.

 

[Kratz]

‘If the UK win it will be a conspiracy of remain-mad left wing lawyers’

Priti Patel

 

[ButterTart]

Seriously though the British press are cunts and Sam’s first act when he becomes king should be to have them all flogged.

 

[Kratz]

Anyone from Moopy in the crowd?

Pretty sure I saw Jonathan King

 

[Penelope]

Pretty sure I saw Jonathan King

Cruising again, Kratz?

 

[ButterTart]

Most important nights in British history:
5. VE day
4. Del Boy falls through the bar
3. Henry 8 marries Anne Boleyn
2. Him off the Olympics invents the internet
1. Eurovision 2022