What do you like on your pizza?

[Rowan Tree 🌳]

I'm also not against a load of rocket piled on top.

 

[Alias #23]

When did you go GLUTEN FREE?

I used to know someone who would look visibly irritated whenever a foreign member of staff in a restaurant couldn’t understand her question about gluten LIKE IT’S THE FIRST WORD THEY LEARN so I reported her to the housing association for owning a property in Wales which she HADN’T declared

I hasten to add that I DIDN’T and this is purely for comedy value (with elements based on truth), just before wicked people start calling me names such as SICK GHOUL or PSYCHOPATH. I just blocked her without explanation and deleted her number instead

 

[Alias #23]

I'm also not against a load of rocket piled on top.

Oh I AM

It’s MEANT to be a non-stop filthfest

 

[Apoca]

LESS IS MORE.

Margherita or Funghi but a GOOD one with proper mozzarella and not swamped in some other shit.

Sorry for being a snob on this.

 

[Apoca]

Or course, there's also the SICK (SOUTH) TYROLEAN CONCOCTION that's PIZZA WÜRSTL.

Don't google it, I urge you not to.

 

[Alias #23]

Or course, there's also the SICK (SOUTH) TYROLEAN CONCOCTION that's PIZZA WÜRSTL.

Don't google it, I urge you not to.

But I WANT TO!

 

[Apoca]

But I WANT TO!

It's what WOKI MIT DEIM POPO would look like if it was a Pizza.

 

[Alias #23]

It looks GLAZED!

 

[Alias #23]

EVEN I WOULDN’T

 

[Alias #23]

@Apoca Is it MEANT to look like that?

 

[ButterTart]

Tuna, onion, anchovy

 

[Apoca]

GLAZED....



in cum.

 

[Alias #23]

GLAZED....



in cum.

In SICK MORE LIKE

 

[Apoca]

@Apoca Is it MEANT to look like that?

Nein.

Usually, it's with two Wiener/Frankfurter Sausages baked into it. That's not improving matters though.

 

[Alias #23]

Nein.

Usually, it's with two Wiener/Frankfurter Sausages baked into it. That's not improving matters though.

Of course Iceland do those lovely pizzas with a big round sausage INSIDE THE RIMMY CRUST

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

When did you go GLUTEN FREE?

I used to know someone who would look visibly irritated whenever a foreign member of staff in a restaurant couldn’t understand her question about gluten LIKE IT’S THE FIRST WORD THEY LEARN so I reported her to the housing association for owning a property in Wales which she HADN’T declared

Since last autumn. Months of exhaustion proved to be due iron deficienc, which is the cause or celiak disease. I’ve had some tests they couldn’t prove prove it but also not eliminate it so I have to keep a gluten free diet for a year and then do more tests.

 

[Apoca]

Sick. Cum. I'm so thrilled by the new angle I've brought to this thread after saying I'm a Pizza snob.

 

[Alias #23]

Call me an uptight traditionalist but I always say no to new-fangled pizza topping concoctions such as CHICKEN TIKKA

 

[Alias #23]

I’ve been finding myself horrified / captivated by this person of late, what with his tucking into very pricey pizzas and offering EXCITING REVIEWS

 

[Alias #23]

“It’s not got the best of ingredients on it”

 

[Alias #23]

“NO GOOD JUST HAVING ONE LITTLE MOUTHFUL”

 

[Alias #23]

“Well you know what happens to nasty people don’t yer”

 

[Tisch]

Does anyone like a DIP with their pizza? An ex of mine used to cover his in KETCHUP.

Yes I blob out a selection of ketchup, mayo, Thousand Island and the garlic dip from dominoes is

 

[COB]

blob out

 

[RJN]

@Moderator ban Tisch please

 

[Alias #23]

Horses for courses and SHACK A SON GOO but THOUSAND ISLAND?

 

[Phoenix]

Isn’t thousand island just ketchup and mayo?

 

[Alias #23]

Is it? I think I’ve been scarred from seeing it at the Pizza Hut buffet where people had obviously been dipping a hand in and there was a CONGEALED LOOK

 

[Tisch]

Isn’t thousand island just ketchup and mayo?

Yeah but it comes in its own bottle with herbs and stuff, I love it so much.

 

[Alias #23]

@Moderator ban Tisch please

BLOB OUT indeed!

 

[COB]

We might get pizza tonight, I'll blob out a few photos if we do xx

 

[Alias #23]

Yeah but it comes in its own bottle with herbs and stuff, I love it so much.

Don’t forget the XANTHAN GUM and LACTIC ACID

 

[Alias #23]

We might get pizza tonight, I'll blob out a few photos if we do xx

I’m quite tempted now but then I am notoriously suggestible

 

[Alias #23]

What will it be @COB? Spam and strawberry? Liver and pineapple?

 

[vespertine]

Have to blob out for a bit, I'll be back later.

 

[Apoca]

Hope @COB orders a well deserved Pizza B-A-N-A-S.

 

[Alias #23]

Oh well there’s my 300 posts for the week. See you next Tuesday

 

[COB]

What will it be @COB? Spam and strawberry? Liver and pineapple?

Might get the OFF-MENU special - Quavers and Eton Mess

 

[Alias #23]

Might get the OFF-MENU special - Quavers and Eton Mess

A crunch and a splash

 

[GNL]

SATAN’S TOPPING

Also what I want when I get home drunk from a night out.