We deport Britain's biggest Eurofans to key nations across Europe where MI5 can provide them with unlimited SIM cards to infiltrate voting systems and artificially send our next entry (Crazy Frog performing a song penned by Andrew Lloyd-Webber) up the scoreboard.
If we can't win with diplomacy, there is always subterfuge and violence.
There were those wicked whispers that he totally fucked the Jury Final too mistakenly
It hasn't even happened yet!
I know we are just awfulWe could always change our politics and be nicer.
Who whispered it?There were those wicked whispers that he totally fucked the Jury Final too mistakenly
DiddyWho whispered it?
Oh love that usually happens in about mid-February.It’s at that point of the Eurovision week when everyone starts to go a bit DOOLALLY
Well, it might prove that this year ""/is political", but not that every year is political.
I don't think that will be quite fair, given that the circumstances are not normal (one former contestant invading another). I'm not sure taking this year as the norm from that perspective quite works
Oh THAT'S why it took foreverLittle known fact; WWII was actually just the second longest Sanremo Music Festival in history.
HomeWhat would happen if the winning country was unable to host? Where would it go?
When the UK wins and can't host because of Brexit and Rooney vs Vardy, then it defaults to The Moon.What would happen if the winning country was unable to host? Where would it go?
Could go to the runners up, but traditionally it went to the UK or the Netherlands. Hasn't happened in over 40 years though!What would happen if the winning country was unable to host? Where would it go?
Even if Italy wins?This wouldn’t be quite the same as any of the other times where the winners haven’t hosted the next year. In the past, it has always been the case the the winners didn’t want the hosting job whereas Ukraine presumably would. My guess would be that it might be hosted somewhere of the Ukrainian’s choice, maybe Poland, and still run by the Ukrainian broadcaster.
I refuse to acknowledge that as a possibility.Even if Italy wins?