Lucille Soy más zorra todavía Joined Mar 21, 2013 Messages 43,618 Location Hackney Oct 10, 2020 #162 MY MOTHER DIDN’T GIVE BIRTH, SHE HAD SOMETHING REMOVED.
Funky User Joined Apr 30, 2004 Messages 95,523 Oct 10, 2020 #163 You can’t sit there, that’s LULU’S SEAT She’s not here! She’s VERY SMALL
Sheena ROMANCE Joined Feb 3, 2004 Messages 132,784 Oct 10, 2020 #164 I’m not sure I have any coffee to go in it now that HARRODS DON’T DELIVER TO ME DAILY.
Lucille Soy más zorra todavía Joined Mar 21, 2013 Messages 43,618 Location Hackney Oct 10, 2020 #165 TAKE THAT AWAY AND BRING ME ANOTHER LOVER.
Sheena ROMANCE Joined Feb 3, 2004 Messages 132,784 Oct 10, 2020 #166 Still, I guess I could just go through the motions, I guess you’d like that Justin, it would be a little bit LIKE OUR MARRIAGE.
Still, I guess I could just go through the motions, I guess you’d like that Justin, it would be a little bit LIKE OUR MARRIAGE.
Sheena ROMANCE Joined Feb 3, 2004 Messages 132,784 Oct 10, 2020 #167 Home alone Mother left to fend for herself.
Funky User Joined Apr 30, 2004 Messages 95,523 Oct 10, 2020 #168 THE BITCH MUST HAVE CHEATED! Why what did she do, some work? OOH, SHALL I HIT HER FOR YOU EDDIE? No, muzzle yourself...
THE BITCH MUST HAVE CHEATED! Why what did she do, some work? OOH, SHALL I HIT HER FOR YOU EDDIE? No, muzzle yourself...
Sheena ROMANCE Joined Feb 3, 2004 Messages 132,784 Oct 10, 2020 #169 Are you MAD? I’ve nothing to wear on public transport...
Sheena ROMANCE Joined Feb 3, 2004 Messages 132,784 Oct 10, 2020 #175 It was the horrible realisation that I must have actually enjoyed playing Ping Pong.
Sheena ROMANCE Joined Feb 3, 2004 Messages 132,784 Oct 10, 2020 #176 Tell Joan Collins it’s free champagne!
jivafox the bitch Pronouns he/him Joined Apr 25, 2007 Messages 28,004 Location Dorset Oct 10, 2020 #178 It is a miracle that I can walk at all.
Sheena ROMANCE Joined Feb 3, 2004 Messages 132,784 Oct 10, 2020 #179 I bless the newness of life and the wonder of living
Lucille Soy más zorra todavía Joined Mar 21, 2013 Messages 43,618 Location Hackney Oct 10, 2020 #182 YEAH CHEERS THANKS A LOT
Nancy Don't phone, it's just for fun! Joined Oct 16, 2010 Messages 10,067 Location Planet Zog Oct 10, 2020 #184 A KNITTING NEEDLE!
Sheena ROMANCE Joined Feb 3, 2004 Messages 132,784 Oct 10, 2020 #185 SHE IS A VIRGIN IN A WORLD WHERE MEN TURN TO SOFT FRUIT FOR PLEASURE
Sheena ROMANCE Joined Feb 3, 2004 Messages 132,784 Oct 10, 2020 #186 Why did you have to burn all my books? WE WERE COLD
Sheena ROMANCE Joined Feb 3, 2004 Messages 132,784 Oct 10, 2020 #187 Even in French, the truth will out!
Nancy Don't phone, it's just for fun! Joined Oct 16, 2010 Messages 10,067 Location Planet Zog Oct 10, 2020 #188 JUST THE ONE DEAR?
Sheena ROMANCE Joined Feb 3, 2004 Messages 132,784 Oct 10, 2020 #189 It’s Princess Anne he used to say
Sheena ROMANCE Joined Feb 3, 2004 Messages 132,784 Oct 10, 2020 #190 Sinitta and Anne Robinson definite...
Nancy Don't phone, it's just for fun! Joined Oct 16, 2010 Messages 10,067 Location Planet Zog Oct 10, 2020 #191 NHS! NHS!
Nancy Don't phone, it's just for fun! Joined Oct 16, 2010 Messages 10,067 Location Planet Zog Oct 10, 2020 #192 I MIGHT AS WELL LICK THIS LIGHT SWITCH AND DO US ALL A FAVOUR DARLING
Lucille Soy más zorra todavía Joined Mar 21, 2013 Messages 43,618 Location Hackney Oct 10, 2020 #193 Another pig-ugly MP making a fool of himself with some scrawny old hooker, I see.
Sheena ROMANCE Joined Feb 3, 2004 Messages 132,784 Oct 10, 2020 #195 HOME ALONE MOTHER LEFT TO FEND FOR HERSELF WHILST GOOD TIME DAUGHTER SHACKS UP STUDENT STYLE.
Nancy Don't phone, it's just for fun! Joined Oct 16, 2010 Messages 10,067 Location Planet Zog Oct 10, 2020 #197 THIS ISN’T RAVE. IT’S A HAPPENING.
Sheena ROMANCE Joined Feb 3, 2004 Messages 132,784 Oct 10, 2020 #198 MOTHER OF THE BRIDE? MOTHER OF THE BRIDE?
lolly Rowena? From Kuwait? Joined Feb 3, 2004 Messages 172,903 Oct 10, 2020 #199 Quick shower, quick shower… Wash and go. Sandpaper, exfoliant, cellulite breakdown, tone and perm, auto-bronzer and birch twigs! Shall I have soap? No, no soap.
Quick shower, quick shower… Wash and go. Sandpaper, exfoliant, cellulite breakdown, tone and perm, auto-bronzer and birch twigs! Shall I have soap? No, no soap.
lolly Rowena? From Kuwait? Joined Feb 3, 2004 Messages 172,903 Oct 10, 2020 #200 The mood for the next edition: Sex, bitch, aristo, sex, punk, whore, bitch, prossie, lessie, punk, tart, slut. Oh but Alex… Alex,with lovely shoes.
The mood for the next edition: Sex, bitch, aristo, sex, punk, whore, bitch, prossie, lessie, punk, tart, slut. Oh but Alex… Alex,with lovely shoes.