I slept very well. But that's what you get when you've only slept 3 hours the night before anyway.
You are living my best life.I had every intention of getting back to work today but I'm watching Countryfile instead.
I got back to work to 77 unread emails. It was a joy to discover that 76 of them were instantly deletable and only 1 required me to do some work which took two minutes to complete. 2019 to continue this way please.
867 and only four required any work! I was overjoyed!
If there were 867 emails in my inbox I'd have put my coat back on and gone home again! Either that or ctrl-a and deleted the lot of them and denied I'd ever received them.
COME ON EVERYBODY LET'S HAVE YOUR CHRISTMAS HIGHLIGHTS
Mine was NOT DYING IN A CAR CRASH
IT WAS!
That, my dear Flops, is why you don't work for me
... apart from the fact I don't speak any other languages other than the most basic high-school french and german with a Boltonian accent and I live about 250 miles away. You'd be lucky to have my organisational skills and my Turkish swearwords!
Do it in May instead
VEGAY