Late Night Drunk Moopy

[Tisch]

I may have been drunk but I vehemently stick by EVERY WORD.

 

[lolly]

I may have been drunk but I vehemently stick by EVERY WORD.

Looking at that little list, you stick to quite a lot of things in Casa Tischuana

 

[Diddy]

I’m here, maybe not drunk or late night but I didn’t sleep much and I have acid reflux from the alcohol I think.

 

[Kate]

How was your sexy visit last night

 

[Inner Smile]

Here till I pass out

 

[Diddy]

Well, I WAS visited by the third dick of Christmas last night, and the stroke of midnight as it happened

I know the drama, but I like him a lot. And unusually he tried/experimented with giving me a bit of action too. And I finally sat on his giga-dick, I think that’s a new girth PB for me. But I don’t think he was into it - the action I mean - the crap Japanese condoms were too tight, and he fell asleep

but anyway I don’t think I got enough sleep, but I got him off twice, me once and he didn’t leave in gay shame like usual

He won’t kiss on the lips though

Enough detail @Good Kate Wenceslas 👸🏻 ?

 

[Inner Smile]

Also might do a classics song poll since I heard Diddy enjoys them so much

 

[Indie]

In the words of @santaphone

MERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY CHRRRRRRRRISTMAS

 

[Kate]

GIGA DICK

Is he one of the X-Men

 

[Diddy]

GIGA DICK

Is he one of the X-Men

Possibly, mutated with a salami

 

[Diddy]

Oh maybe that’s why I have acid reflux

 

[Kate]

GIGA DICK

So big he’ll give you HEARTBURN

 

[Kate]

Fuck me Facebook just gave me an ad for the thing I’m drinking. EVIL

 

[Kate]

It’s reading my MOOPY PMs!!!!

 

[RJN]

I once walked by a Taco Bell, thought about it, and decided not to so walked home. I then got Taco Bell ads for days

 

[Indie]

I once walked by a Taco Bell, thought about it, and decided not to so walked home. I then got Taco Bell ads for days

A very fat man once asked me directions to the nearest KFC. For the good of society, i lied.

 

[Diddy]

I once walked by a Taco Bell, thought about it, and decided not to so walked home. I then got Taco Bell ads for days

I once browsed on Uber eats for McDonald’s, and then I bought it, and now Uber knows just when I’m weakest

 

[RJN]

I once browsed on Uber eats for McDonald’s, and then I bought it, and now Uber knows just when I’m weakest

I opened Uber at the Boston airport and it assumed I was going to a gay club I had gone to my previous time there

 

[Diddy]

I realise that wasn’t quite on the same level of infiltration as the other stories

 

[SystemAddict]

Is it just the margaritas or am I looking at the worst case of uncoordinated spray painted gay dancing since records began?

 

[Lucille]

Fuck me Facebook just gave me an ad for the thing I’m drinking. EVIL

I once got an ad for the aftershave I was wearing, it can SMELL you to.

 

[Mats]

I've mixed a Rob Roy. the BOUQUET alone is enough to punch me out

cheers!

 

[Soldi]

im not gonna lie I’m absolutely fucking TWATTED

 

[ZZ]

I'm not drunk, but I just wanted to join in the fun.

 

[RJN]

I’m also heading in that direction

 

[Pingu]

I’m on the edge but any of the remaining fun drinks are going to involve a dash out to the garage in the piss rain.

 

[RJN]

Grab a few so you only have to do it once

 

[Diddy]

I'm not drunk, but I just wanted to join in the fun.

Relatable
And here I am, Voila

 

[Diddy]

I just got a lovely hair cut but the famous YouTuber cancelled due to bleeding stitches

And I got the hot hairdresser, but he didn’t press his stomach against the back of my head when he cut my fringe so WHAT’S the POINT

 

[ZZ]

he didn’t press his stomach against the back of my head when he cut my fringe so WHAT’S the POINT

TOTALLY feel your pain, Dids

 

[Diddy]

TOTALLY feel your pain, Dids

I think my kink is (honestly) accidental prolonged contact with strangers, like someone falling asleep on you on the subway

 

[ZZ]

someone falling asleep on you on the subway

That would be a definite NO NO for me.

 

[Diddy]

That would be a definite NO NO for me.

Well there’s a big condition about who it is

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

 

[GNL]

Hi Louise!

 

[RJN]

Hello. I’m also drunk but I suspect I need to catch up

 

[Soldi]

Hi BITCH

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Hello. I’m also drunk but I suspect I need to catch up

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

One Kiss really is a forgotten SMASH in 2021 isn't it? Overshadowed by LEVATATONG of ALL THINGS!

 

[RJN]

One Kiss really is a forgotten SMASH in 2021 isn't it? Overshadowed by LEVATATONG of ALL THINGS!

One kiss by dua lipa