ASFM: dmlawdifestivalen: Forgotten Hits - THE RESULTS 08/05/2021 2pm

[Rita]

So are Suomi and HerSerene the Greece and Cyprus of this?

Nah they too pretty.

 

[ButterTart]

Nothing there either.

Didn't realise everyone was so RACIST to poor Wes

 

[Suomi]

So are Suomi and HerSerene the Greece and Cyprus of this?

On our first date I gave him a CD single of Mariah - Loverboy and Rachel Stevens - Negotiate With Love, so yes we are bonded by music

 

[Rita]

 

[Kate]

NEXT

 

[dmlaw]

Just to remind everyone. Please don't give away your votes until they have been announced. Anyone could be the last vote revealing who is the winner.

Except Suomi and Alex, I guess.

 

[Lucille]

Me waiting for points.

 

[ButterTart]

I'm going to have to insist the rest of the voters make better choices than the first two.

 

[dmlaw]

@cwej

20 Northern Lapwing (Dubstar - Stars: Alex)
16 Amazonian Royal Flycatcher (Sybil - When I'm Good and Ready: dUb)
14 Flamin' Galah (Juliet Roberts - Caught in the Middle: Tisch)
12 The Why Bird (Monica Naranjo - Desatame: Ag)
10 Jackie Bird (Billie Piper - Day and Night: ZenGiraffe)
09 Flamingoes (David Bowie - Hello Spaceboy: Iguana)
08 Rainbow Lorikeet (Kiki Dee - Star: Penelope)
07 Magnificent Frigatebird (Scarlet - Independent Love Song: Superstylin')
06 Penduline Tit (Peter Schilling - Major Tom (Vollig Losgelost): Kate)
05 Superb Bird of Paradise (E-Type - I Just Wanna Be With You: OutSynk)
04 Dracula Parrot (Gabriella Cilmi - On A Mission: Raining On Me)
03 Euphoria (The Party - In My Dreams: Alla)
02 Jamaican Swallow Tailed Hummingbird (Desireless - Voyage Voyage: HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid)
01 Merganser (Real McCoy - One More Time: Devil)

3/40

 

[Rita]

Just to remind everyone. Please don't give away your votes until they have been announced. Anyone could be the last vote revealing who is the winner.

Except Suomi and Alex, I guess.

I didn’t say a WORD.

 

[RJN]

3/3 votes without any for mine. My confidence in this song was clearly misplaced

 

[Alla]

Remember those with too many votes now will flop in the end, so it's ok if they're not voting for you at this stage

 

[ButterTart]

I've never even heard of these first three posters. Why should I care about their stupid opinions of my excellent song.

 

[Berly]

Keep sweeping up those crumbs Berly!

 

[Rita]

Remember those with too many votes now will flop in the end, so it's ok if they're not voting for you at this stage

I’ll keep that in mind babe, thanks.

 

[Raining on Me]

Bless you greatly @Alex, bless you a little @cwej

 

[Rita]

Keep sweeping up those crumbs Berly!

Crumbs? Plural?

 

[dmlaw]

Remember those with too many votes now will flop in the end, so it's ok if they're not voting for you at this stage

Unless, of course, I knew that everyone thinks that and it's all a big red herring. You'll have to just wait and see.

 

[RJN]

Remember those with too many votes now will flop in the end, so it's ok if they're not voting for you at this stage

Completely logically sound argument here

 

[ButterTart]

Crumbs? Plural?

Doesn't know he's born, that one.

 

[Rowan Tree 🌳]

here sir

 

[dmlaw]

@Gangsta Nancy Lam

20 Raven (Siouxsie and the Banshees - Face to Face: BoysForSeles)
16 Dracula Parrot (Gabriella Cilmi - On A Mission: Raining On Me)
14 Penduline Tit (Peter Schilling - Major Tom (Vollig Losgelost): Kate)
12 Crane (David Sylvian & Ryuchi Sakamoto -Forbidden Colours: Lucille)
10 Flamingoes (David Bowie - Hello Spaceboy: Iguana)
09 Jackie Bird (Billie Piper - Day and Night: ZenGiraffe)
08 DANNIIGOOSE (Bis - Eurodisco: straightorbroken)
07 Loon (Lena Fiagbe - Gotta Get It Right: cwej)
06 Euphoria (The Party - In My Dreams: Alla)
05 Long Wattled Umbrellabird (Styx - Mr Roboto: Ill Advised)
04 Rainbow Lorikeet (Kiki Dee - Star: Penelope)
03 Alpine Chough (Leftfield feat. Roots Manuva - Dusted: dmlaw)
02 Jamaican Swallow Tailed Hummingbird (Desireless - Voyage Voyage: HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid)
01 The Godpigeon (Kim Carnes - Crazy In The Night (Barking At Airplanes): RJN)

4/40

 

[Alla]

Unless, of course, I knew that everyone thinks that and it's all a big red herring. You'll have to just wait and see.

For god's sake, I'm just trying Rita doesn't kill herself (till the very end).

 

[Rita]

This is really starting to GET MY GOAT

 

[Suomi]

sorry but why do I have no points

 

[ButterTart]

Should never have cancelled that fucking table.

 

[dmlaw]

For god's sake, I'm just trying Rita doesn't kill herself (till the very end).

I think she knows.

 

[Suomi]

Oh dmlaw is going to love this

 

[Kate]

@Gangsta Nancy Lam not JUST an extremely pretty face

 

[ButterTart]

This is really starting to GET MY GOAT

I wouldn't mind but there's some absolute shite getting votes.

 

[Berly]

Crumbs? Plural?

Yes! A 2 and a 1 so far

 

[dmlaw]

Who wants a leaderboard? Here's a leaderboard.

1 Jamaican Swallow Tailed Hummingbird (Desireless - Voyage Voyage: HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid) 40
2 Penduline Tit (Peter Schilling - Major Tom (Vollig Losgelost): Kate) 34
3 Dracula Parrot (Gabriella Cilmi - On A Mission: Raining On Me) 32
4 Shoebill (Alisha's Attic - Indestructible: Diddy) 28
5 Northern Lapwing (Dubstar - Stars: Alex) 26
6 Amazonian Royal Flycatcher (Sybil - When I'm Good and Ready: dUb) 26
7 DANNIIGOOSE (Bis - Eurodisco: straightorbroken) 24
8 Rainbow Lorikeet (Kiki Dee - Star: Penelope) 22
9 Raven (Siouxsie and the Banshees - Face to Face: BoysForSeles) 22
10 Magnificent Frigatebird (Scarlet - Independent Love Song: Superstylin') 21
11 Flamingoes (David Bowie - Hello Spaceboy: Iguana) 19
12 Jackie Bird (Billie Piper - Day and Night: ZenGiraffe) 19
13 Euphoria (The Party - In My Dreams: Alla) 19
14 Long Wattled Umbrellabird (Styx - Mr Roboto: Ill Advised) 14
15 Flamin' Galah (Juliet Roberts - Caught in the Middle: Tisch) 14
16 The Why Bird (Monica Naranjo - Desatame: Ag) 12
17 Dodo (Khaled - Didi: RaspberrySwirl) 12
18 Crane (David Sylvian & Ryuchi Sakamoto -Forbidden Colours: Lucille) 12
19 Eurasian Reed Warbler (Saint Etienne - Avenue: Suedey) 8
20 Superb Bird of Paradise (E-Type - I Just Wanna Be With You: OutSynk) 8
21 Loon (Lena Fiagbe - Gotta Get It Right: cwej) 7
22 Southern Rockhopper Penguin (Nine Inch Nails - Sin: Indie) 7
23 Chanel Chanellington (Mish Mash - Speechless: Win_the_game) 7
24 Cool Crow (Tracey Ullman - Sunglasses: Gangsta Nancy Lam) 6
25 Horned Screamer (M-22 feat. Medina - First Time: Music) 5
26 Salacious B. Crumb (Susan Fassbender - Twilight Café: jyxz) 5
27 Alex, the African Grey Parrot (Bardot - I Need Somebody: Marilyn) 4
28 Psyduck (Jain - Makeba: Rhythmbarbican) 4
29 Crowned Crane (Lush - Single Girl: Beryl) 3
30 Alpine Chough (Leftfield feat. Roots Manuva - Dusted: dmlaw) 3
31 Rufous-bellied Thrush (Ich + Ich - Vom Selben Stern: ZZ) 3
32 The Godpigeon (Kim Carnes - Crazy In The Night (Barking At Airplanes): RJN) 1
33 Merganser (Real McCoy - One More Time: Devil) 1
34 Sweet Dee (Wes - Alane: ButterTart) 0
35 Articuno (Delta Goodrem - Sitting On Top Of The World: Barnacle) 0
36 Tweety Bird (Lili & Susie - Oh Mama: Suomi) 0
37 Cock-of-the-rock (M2M - Don't Say You Love Me: Rita) 0
38 A Vicious Gull (PJ Harvey - The Wind: jivafox) 0
39 Harpy (Missy Higgins - The Special Two: Phoenix) 0
40 Lilac Breasted Roller (Kym Mazelle - Was That All It Was: funky) 0
41 Our United Kingdom (Royal British Legion - 2 Minutes Silence: Liz Truss) -117

 

[Lucille]

I’m off the STARTING BLOCKS GIRLS!

 

[Rita]

Now I’m asking what the HELL am I doing drinking in Dundee at 47?

Knew I entered the wrong songz

 

[Rowan Tree 🌳]

well this is going well.

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

It is clear that some queens are too narrow minded to understand anything other than basic western pop music.

 

[RJN]

Thank you for my one and only point @Gangsta Nancy Lam

 

[HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid]

OMG @Kate can’t wait to see us plummet

 

[Rita]

Who wants a leaderboard? Here's a leaderboard.

1 Jamaican Swallow Tailed Hummingbird (Desireless - Voyage Voyage: HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid) 40
2 Penduline Tit (Peter Schilling - Major Tom (Vollig Losgelost): Kate) 34
3 Dracula Parrot (Gabriella Cilmi - On A Mission: Raining On Me) 32
4 Shoebill (Alisha's Attic - Indestructible: Diddy) 28
5 Northern Lapwing (Dubstar - Stars: Alex) 26
6 Amazonian Royal Flycatcher (Sybil - When I'm Good and Ready: dUb) 26
7 DANNIIGOOSE (Bis - Eurodisco: straightorbroken) 24
8 Rainbow Lorikeet (Kiki Dee - Star: Penelope) 22
9 Raven (Siouxsie and the Banshees - Face to Face: BoysForSeles) 22
10 Magnificent Frigatebird (Scarlet - Independent Love Song: Superstylin') 21
11 Flamingoes (David Bowie - Hello Spaceboy: Iguana) 19
12 Jackie Bird (Billie Piper - Day and Night: ZenGiraffe) 19
13 Euphoria (The Party - In My Dreams: Alla) 19
14 Long Wattled Umbrellabird (Styx - Mr Roboto: Ill Advised) 14
15 Flamin' Galah (Juliet Roberts - Caught in the Middle: Tisch) 14
16 The Why Bird (Monica Naranjo - Desatame: Ag) 12
17 Dodo (Khaled - Didi: RaspberrySwirl) 12
18 Crane (David Sylvian & Ryuchi Sakamoto -Forbidden Colours: Lucille) 12
19 Eurasian Reed Warbler (Saint Etienne - Avenue: Suedey) 8
20 Superb Bird of Paradise (E-Type - I Just Wanna Be With You: OutSynk) 8
21 Loon (Lena Fiagbe - Gotta Get It Right: cwej) 7
22 Southern Rockhopper Penguin (Nine Inch Nails - Sin: Indie) 7
23 Chanel Chanellington (Mish Mash - Speechless: Win_the_game) 7
24 Cool Crow (Tracey Ullman - Sunglasses: Gangsta Nancy Lam) 6
25 Horned Screamer (M-22 feat. Medina - First Time: Music) 5
26 Salacious B. Crumb (Susan Fassbender - Twilight Café: jyxz) 5
27 Alex, the African Grey Parrot (Bardot - I Need Somebody: Marilyn) 4
28 Psyduck (Jain - Makeba: Rhythmbarbican) 4
29 Crowned Crane (Lush - Single Girl: Beryl) 3
30 Alpine Chough (Leftfield feat. Roots Manuva - Dusted: dmlaw) 3
31 Rufous-bellied Thrush (Ich + Ich - Vom Selben Stern: ZZ) 3
32 The Godpigeon (Kim Carnes - Crazy In The Night (Barking At Airplanes): RJN) 1
33 Merganser (Real McCoy - One More Time: Devil) 1
34 Sweet Dee (Wes - Alane: ButterTart) 0
35 Articuno (Delta Goodrem - Sitting On Top Of The World: Barnacle) 0
36 Tweety Bird (Lili & Susie - Oh Mama: Suomi) 0
37 Cock-of-the-rock (M2M - Don't Say You Love Me: Rita) 0
38 A Vicious Gull (PJ Harvey - The Wind: jivafox) 0
39 Harpy (Missy Higgins - The Special Two: Phoenix) 0
40 Lilac Breasted Roller (Kym Mazelle - Was That All It Was: funky) 0
41 Our United Kingdom (Royal British Legion - 2 Minutes Silence: Liz Truss) -117

No one asked for it now SHOVE IT UP YOUR ARSE.

 

[ButterTart]

It is clear that some queens are too narrow minded to understand anything other than basic western pop music.

These people think Africa is a country. I knew Wes would be too progressive for them.