ASFM Undercover: Country Reveal Gala TONIGHT 7pm

[ButterTart]

Which of the many plausible options did @ZenGiraffe send?
How many penises were involved in the production of the song @Kalabaliken sent?
Who the hell sent Holly Valance?
Why do we care so much?

Tune in tonight at 7pm for the answers to several of these questions.

 

[COB]

I'm shaking and crying already.

 

[Indie]

I'm shaking and crying already.

That sounds like a potential medical issue, to be honest.

 

[Nancy]

PARTY TIME!

 

[jivafox]

 

[ButterTart]

PARTY TIME!

Those Lucille action figures really are just a licence to print money.

 

[ButterTart]

There are AT LEAST fourteen (14) videos of images that have been sent in for tonight’s show. That’s more than I anticipated, so cheers everyone!

 

[straightorbroken]

I won't be live, but will be tingling all over when I know it's happening.

 

[ButterTart]

I’m not actually worried about tonight, it’s Saturday that’s got my drawers all a-shitty. The scope for error for a dyspraxic using a spreadsheet to create a dynamic leaderboard is fucking immense. I may just have to start making shit up.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Luckily you’re not presenting to an audience of hysterical gays.

 

[ButterTart]

Luckily you’re not presenting to an audience of hysterical gays.

Oh God if I thought there were any bitchy gays on here I’d never have agreed to do it in the first place.

 

[ButterTart]

Would anyone like to share their guesses as to who sent what?

 

[Nancy]

I could guess at what I sent

 

[OutSynk]

PARTY TIME!

 

[OutSynk]

Mugatu is a SCAMMER by the way. Enters songs to these things but then DISAPPEARS.

 

[OutSynk]

Show yourself @Mugatu

 

[ButterTart]

Mugatu is a SCAMMER by the way. Enters songs to these things but then DISAPPEARS.

And I’m going to have to be firm with the penalties. It wouldn’t be fair to let people vote AFTER they’ve found out who sent each song, and we’ve got other events in the pipeline so it’s not like I can extend the deadline...

 

[RS]

What’s with all these reveal videos? As an old school, real artisté with that air of mystique surrounding her person, I have naturally not submitted any video at all. In fact I might not even attend this ceremony.

 

[Rita]

Can I not remain ANONYMOUS?

 

[Rita]

I have spent all morning listening to the line up and it really isn’t all that BAD. A few duds (standard) but on the whole not bad at all.

WELL DONE MY MOOPY COMPADRES.

 

[ButterTart]

Can I not remain ANONYMOUS?

Well you could, but after everyone else has been revealed people will probably be able to work out which one yours was anyway...

 

[Rita]

I have a LIST but it is still far too long.

 

[ButterTart]

I have spent all morning listening to the line up and it really isn’t all that BAD. A few duds (standard) but on the whole not bad at all.

WELL DONE MY MOOPY COMPADRES.

It’s so nice when people are complimentary. I really think the line up of songs was fantastic.

 

[OutSynk]

Can I not remain ANONYMOUS?

Hunni that shipped sailed as soon as Kosovo’s song was revealed.

 

[Rita]

Mine is one of the DUDS. I really should have spent MORE TIME, but I am SO BUSY ( :emoji_nail_care.

 

[Rita]

I must say the main reason I take part is to listen to all the songs I have never heard before. MANY songs from these contests have been liked and added to my favourites on Spotify.

 

[Rita]

Obvs I’ll still be FURIOUS when I lose as I am sore loser but SUCH IS LIFE.

 

[Rita]

Ok, I’ll stop spamming now.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Darling it just wouldn’t be the same without one of your flops! Someone has to be the UK of ASFM.

 

[Kate]

Rita is Holly Valance then?

Quite tough otherwise. Well apart from ZenGiraffe. Did Ag send Lykke again? I think Bjorn Again may be Suomi. La Baie is intriguing. Did ameraal enter?

 

[Nancy]

I think Rita is Tasmania or Kosovo

 

[Nancy]

Or that Bjorn Again country

 

[Nancy]

Oh, she might have been one of the Gagas

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Ooooh I think Kate sent the SOAD cabaret number!

 

[OutSynk]

Didn’t Soldi have the woman singing La Baie as his avatar? I think he did a BoysForSeles.

 

[Kate]

Was Indie one of the male rock numbers or has he got a bit cleverer and sent the synthy female Bon Jovi one?

 

[Kate]

Didn’t Soldi have the woman singing La Baie as his avatar? I think he did a BoysForSeles.

Ohhh DID HE NOW. Here's me just assuming it's a Metronomy fan.

 

[Nancy]

WHAT DO YOU THINK I SENT?

 

[COB]

Still thinking ZG might have been framed.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

WHAT DO YOU THINK I SENT?

HERO