COB's Creepers #16 - Eye of the Cat (1969) - Tuesday 24/10, 8:30pm

[jivafox]

OH HELLO

 

[COB]

Phwoar!

 

[COB]

I know it's a thing that happens but I really can't get enough of her just getting BORED of using the wheelchair to have a stroll around.

 

[Ellie]

Luke, played by Tim Henry. Most watched movie on Letterboxd is SCARY MOVIE 4.

 

[jivafox]

STOP ZOOMING on this man's face!!

 

[COB]

She's such a cow to poor old Luke

 

[Ellie]

God his teeth are dreadful.

 

[jivafox]

Orgies!

 

[Ellie]

Luke couldn’t take his place? Why NOT?

 

[COB]

Unsure whether this is enhancing the viewing experience

Spoiler

 

[COB]

Luke couldn’t take his place? Why NOT?

Well exactly

 

[VoR]

The Baroness looks FAB for a woman in the final stages of emphysemic death.

 

[COB]

A copy of "Knowing Yourself", by Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace.

 

[COB]

Why are there so many of them

 

[Ellie]

I think they just looped some of that footage.

 

[jivafox]

Surely feeding your army of cats RAW MEAT is ASKING FOR TROUBLE

 

[Ellie]

Why are there so many of them

“They just keep coming”

 

[COB]

I don't think feeding them miscellaneous raw meat is a good idea, however cost-effective it may be.

 

[COB]

I forgot that Kassia just SQUATS in the upper floor of the house now

 

[Ellie]

OK, so that’s that. She’s leaving everything to Wylie now. What’s left to do?

 

[COB]

OK, so that’s that. She’s leaving everything to Wylie now. What’s left to do?

Have sex on the filthy basement floor, of course!

 

[COB]

And then KILL her.

 

[Ellie]

Yaaaaay. Kittens.

 

[jivafox]

Oh GOD

 

[COB]

I refuse to believe she wouldn't have known about kittens in the wardrobe! I know she's ILL but come on.

 

[COB]

Well

 

[VoR]

"Didn't you hear? I'm disinheriting my cats" is quite the line of dialogue.

 

[COB]

Was "black fun" really a common phrase?

 

[COB]

"Well then THAT'S THAT"

 

[Ellie]

Why the hell does Luke stay around and look after this wench?

 

[COB]

Look who didn't burn to death after all! She crystallised bitch

 

[jivafox]

She wants REVENGE

 

[VoR]

Is this film a stealth biography of the middle years of Prue Leith?

 

[VoR]

Quite a powerful scream considering her lungs are 80% dust!

 

[COB]

Kassia really means business doesn't she!

 

[Ellie]

Why doesn’t this cunt just go home and wait for the will to be signed? Why does she need to skulk around in the basement?

 

[COB]

Oh god not another ATTACK!

 

[COB]

EXCLUSIVE: Aunt Danny sleeps in an oxygen tent that she believes gives her sexual powers

 

[COB]

I do love this house, I might murder a not-that-old aunt for it too.

 

[Ellie]

Weird way to have a batch.