COB's Creepers #4 - Halloween III: Season of the Witch (Sunday 24/10, 8pm!)

[jivafox]

Some fabulous fan art for this film

 

[COB]

Why is this doctor even investigating this? He's already fucked the daughter. Is he just nosey now?

I think so - he really doesn't have any reason to be there at this point Maybe it's a commentary on divorced guys needing to rediscover direction in their lives?

 

[COB]

Some fabulous fan art for this film

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I would like this framed and in my flat ASAP

 

[straightorbroken]

It's too bad Joan Crawford was dead by now as this trash is reminding me of one of her Hammer Horrors.

 

[COB]

Who's this old maid?

 

[COB]

Well that answers THAT!

 

[straightorbroken]

How's your hea..

 

[Ellie]

There it is

 

[ButterTart]

What a wasteful use of an animatronic, just keeping it fully functional in a pretend drawing room to intrigue unwary trespassers.

 

[COB]

A robotic core of melted Werther's Originals

 

[ButterTart]

"Why, these robots are powered by lemon curd!"

 

[straightorbroken]

Is the trade secret a partnership with Bird's custard?

 

[COB]

I like to think they were just leading him through corridors all night until sunrise.

 

[jivafox]

How weird that it’s the same dates as this year.

@COB what do you have planned?!

 

[COB]

How weird that it’s the same dates as this year.

@COB what do you have planned?!

 

[ButterTart]

Cannot believe they're going to all this trouble to thwart a meddling A&E doctor.

 

[COB]

"You wouldn't believe how we did it!" = We are absolutely not going to bother explaining how we did it

 

[straightorbroken]

I'm starting to think JLC isn't in this? Unless she has the delayed star entrance to end all star entrances.

 

[jivafox]

"You wouldn't believe how we did it!" = We are absolutely not going to bother explaining how we did it

I did just yell “WELL HOW?!”

 

[ButterTart]

Oh my God, are they actually going to go down the 'gosh, the stories we could tell about robbing this bit of henge' route?

 

[jivafox]

BEST SCENE COMING UP

 

[COB]

This family have been in the factory all night?!

 

[Ellie]

Stonehenge just has this magical force, a supernatural power that ignites whenever there's a crap annoying musical jingle in earshot.

 

[COB]

BEST SCENE COMING UP

Yes, this is a fucking banger

 

[straightorbroken]

Well ASDA'S before ASDA'SES mother of the year is continuing to serve.

 

[ButterTart]

Has the Mum changed her outfit about fifteen times since getting to the factory?

 

[ButterTart]

OH SHIT I'M NOT READY

 

[Ellie]

"Put on your masks and watch" - WHY?

 

[jivafox]

EPILEPSY FOR ALL

 

[COB]

 

[ButterTart]

"You'll ruin your eyes"

Well, they'll turn into grasshoppers so I suppose she's not wrong.

 

[Ellie]

 

[COB]

I missed that the head is still in there, and the bugs etc come out of it. Horrifying!

 

[ButterTart]

Stunning.

 

[straightorbroken]

Well I am going straight back onto youtubing JLC after this to hear what she has to say about this. Oh my

 

[ButterTart]

"You see, Dr Yewtree, soon ALL children will have insects for faces, except the billions who neither bought nor wore our shit masks."

 

[COB]

No Haddonfield scene here?

 

[straightorbroken]

GUM clinic lady is still at it?

 

[COB]

This loungy music

 

[COB]

GUM clinic lady is still at it?

Glued to that chair.